bisexplicit
but i'm a lesbian
- Joined
- Mar 1, 2005
- Posts
- 28,710
silverwhisper said:[makes strangled, vaguely gollum-esque noises]
![]()
Ooh, that beats a sexy moan any day on the hotness scale.

Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
silverwhisper said:[makes strangled, vaguely gollum-esque noises]
![]()



bisexplicit said:Ooh, that beats a sexy moan any day on the hotness scale.![]()
EJFan said:the strangest shit turns some people on. *shrugs*
fuckin' freak.

bisexplicit said:What, you don't masturbate to LOTR?
silverwhisper said:[hefts trout threateningly]
EJFan said:*hefts obscenely large fishing net threateningly*
bisexplicit said:Wow, I often feel threatened by large fishing nets.

EJFan said:it's not supposed to threaten YOU, bi. it's supposed to deter further action by SW... that shit's like kryptonite to the average fish-weilding bully.
bisexplicit said:But, it was sortof like a side-threatened.
For example, if someone was pointing a gun at someone standing next to me, while not actually pointed at me, I still feel threatened.
EJFan said:ahhh. see, this is a very defensive weapon i have here... it can't inflict any damage... more of a deterrent.
so, it can't hurt you. no worries. and besides... if it turns out that i no longer need it, you can always turn it into a nice pair of panties.![]()
![]()
![]()
bisexplicit said:Not fishnet stockings?
EJFan said:nah. that's been done before.
besides... your AV is quite the designer's muse.
That's only because Ropes R Us hasn't expanded west of Springfield.bisexplicit said:Yeah, once every two weeks or so I get a PM asking where I got the panties from.
midwestyankee said:That's only because Ropes R Us hasn't expanded west of Springfield.
bisexplicit said:PMSing is the least fun thing ever.
EJFan said:ain't it the truth. i gave it up for lent.
bisexplicit said:If only I was catholic...
Scalywag said:And there're both great avs.
bisexplicit said:Yes, yes, they are.
I'm quite curious if either (or both) are self avs.
[now I have to find me a nice one....]