get some conversation going on the HT.

[EJFan]

I'll have to take your word for it.

rent it. it's a must see. i give it two thumbs up (insert joke here).

actually... it pretty much sucks... but it's nice to see rednecks fuck even if it IS boring. i only saw it 'cause a friend of mine has a copy. curiosity killed the erection.

 

[Quoll]

i saw this... and i love celebrity porn.

now the tally stands at:
paris
tonya harding
pam anderson
chyna
pam anderson again
gina lee nolin
colin ferrel
jenna lewis (from survivor)

i think i got 'em all... just waitin' for the one brittney made... and i KNOW she made one

Do you have this one?

 

[midwestyankee]

Do you have this one?

No, and it was a good thing.

 

[silverwhisper]

you know, i was thinking to myself, "gee, maybe i should check in on the 'get some conversation gong' thread."

"nah, it'll be scary and stuff."

"don't be such a baby!"

"all right...holy crap!"

"all right, all right...i admit it: i was wrong, OK?"

"STFU! my eyes! my eyes! they burns us, precious!"

[slinks away, gollum-like]

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

EJ: You seriously like celebrity porn? That just amuses me to no end.

silverwhisper: Oh, shush, we're funny and you love it all.

 

[midwestyankee]

EJ: You seriously like celebrity porn? That just amuses me to no end.

silverwhisper: Oh, shush, we're funny and you love it all.

He left a classic out of his list: Debbie Boone Does Denver.

 

[bisexplicit]

He left a classic out of his list: Debbie Boone Does Denver.

*shudders*

 

[midwestyankee]

*shudders*

Do you remember "You Light Up My Life?" It was a medley of her hit. Anyway, back when that song was popular I woke up one morning as it was playing on my clock radio. A few seconds after I opened my eyes I heard a gunshot and the song stopped. The DJ came on the air saying, "Oh my God, ladies and gentlemen, Debbie Boone has been shot! Debbie Boone has been shot!" I laughed for a week.

 

[bisexplicit]

Sorry, to completely ignore what you said and to go on to a random topic: What the hell is up with your av? hehe.

 

[midwestyankee]

Sorry, to completely ignore what you said and to go on to a random topic: What the hell is up with your av? hehe.

It's a tofu sandwich. Someone who remembered that I am a (mostly) vegetarian called me on the hamburger so I switched to something more appropriate.

 

[bisexplicit]

It's a tofu sandwich. Someone who remembered that I am a (mostly) vegetarian called me on the hamburger so I switched to something more appropriate.

Ah...it looks so very...appetizing.

*is a vegetarian who hates tofu*

 

[midwestyankee]

Ah...it looks so very...appetizing.

*is a vegetarian who hates tofu*

How can anyone hate poor, shy little tofu?

Could it be the weird texture, the more-than-subtle flavor, and the visual appeal of molded Crisco? "

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

Do you have this one?

MWY stole my joke.

 

[EJFan]

BRAINSTORM!

an all vegetarian porn movie production company called:

TOFUCKME FLIXXX

 

[silverwhisper]

[slinks away, posthaste]



ed

 

[EJFan]

[slinks away, posthaste]



ed

you're turned retreating into an art form.

 

[silverwhisper]

[flings a trout past EJ, distracting him entirely.]

[leaps out of the shadows to deliver a shockingly violent whirlwind of piscine pugilism.]

[retreats to the shadows, to lie in wait.]

:>

ed

 

[EJFan]

[flings a trout past EJ, distracting him entirely.]

[leaps out of the shadows to deliver a shockingly violent whirlwind of piscine pugilism.]

[retreats to the shadows, to lie in wait.]

:>

ed

didn't i see you in "crouching tiger, hidden trout?"

 

[silverwhisper]

ask me no questions and i'll tell you no lies. :>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

BRAINSTORM!

an all vegetarian porn movie production company called:

TOFUCKME FLIXXX

Ewww, tofu-wrestling? Count me out.

 

[EJFan]

Ewww, tofu-wrestling? Count me out.

where the hell did wrestling come from? i'm talkin' about vegetarian porn... the next great thing in adult entertainment. we'll be bigger than traci lords.

 

[bisexplicit]

where the hell did wrestling come from? i'm talkin' about vegetarian porn... the next great thing in adult entertainment. we'll be bigger than traci lords.

I don't know, don't boys get off on mudwrestling or something? For some reason, a tofu version of that was the first thing that popped into my head.

 

[silverwhisper]

[makes strangled, vaguely gollum-esque noises]