get some conversation going on the HT.

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

The only reason I stop there is if my wife has a craving for a really carbonated soft drink.

Every time I was pregnant, I craved McDonald's fountain Coke. It had to be Mcdonald's; no other restaurant would do.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

How about "Supersize me."

you mean, "supersize me... mama" don't you?

 

[EJFan]

Every time I was pregnant, I craved McDonald's fountain Coke. It had to be Mcdonald's; no other restaurant would do.

aren't pregnancy cravings actually the mother's body's way of telling her she needs a specific nutrient? i realize this is a totally unrelated issue but if that's true, i laughingly wonder what it is that you'd be lacking that mcdonald's could possibly supply. lol.

 

[Eilan]

aren't pregnancy cravings actually the mother's body's way of telling her she needs a specific nutrient? i realize this is a totally unrelated issue but if that's true, i laughingly wonder what it is that you'd be lacking that mcdonald's could possibly supply. lol.

Caffeine and sugar, naturally. And bubbles.

 

[bisexplicit]

Alright, guys, its okay, I'm back - you can breathe again.

 

[misspatiant]

Hi everyone. When i was pregnant we were on holiday in a small spanish town and all i wanted were donuts from Blackpool (in England), for two weeks i craved donuts the morning we arrived back home i drove straight there (about 50 miles away), bought two bags, ate just one donut, threw up and iv never eaten them since!

 

[bisexplicit]

Hi everyone. When i was pregnant we were on holiday in a small spanish town and all i wanted were donuts from Blackpool (in England), for two weeks i craved donuts the morning we arrived back home i drove straight there (about 50 miles away), bought two bags, ate just one donut, threw up and iv never eaten them since!

Funny the way that works, hunh? Its actually a mechanism to make sure that you aren't eating poisonous foods.

I wasn't pregnant, but, thats why I can't eat anything rhubarb or oregano.

 

[Sensual Man 05]

Alright, guys, its okay, I'm back - you can breathe again.

Hi, bisexplicit! Just introducing myself to the HT Cafe. Love your profile! Look forward to chatting with everyone.

 

[bisexplicit]

Hi, bisexplicit! Just introducing myself to the HT Cafe. Love your profile! Look forward to chatting with everyone.

Hey, I was gonna say welcome to lit - but it looks like you've been around here for a bit already. So, welcome to the HT Cafe at least. Hope you enjoy it here.

 

[Sensual Man 05]

Hey, I was gonna say welcome to lit - but it looks like you've been around here for a bit already. So, welcome to the HT Cafe at least. Hope you enjoy it here.

Well thanks! I really just wanted to say hello to you but I didn't want to be presumptuous and send an IM! Am I a gentleman or what? lol Thanks for the welcome.

 

[bisexplicit]

Well thanks! I really just wanted to say hello to you but I didn't want to be presumptuous and send an IM! Am I a gentleman or what? lol Thanks for the welcome.

haha, Much more of a gentleman than most of the PMs I get...

But feel free to PM me, I don't bite. Even if you want me to.

 

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[EJFan]

this afternoon I was wondering where you have been. Noticed that your last post was like on the 5th or 6th. So, what's the story, did we talk too much sports?

you might have a point... my opinion on the matter is that bi got pissed off 'cause none of us would cyber with her. i know she asked me about a gazillion times.

 

[Quoll]

you might have a point... my opinion on the matter is that bi got pissed off 'cause none of us would cyber with her. i know she asked me about a gazillion times.

You too? Why that little floozy.

 

[bisexplicit]

Liars! I didn't want to have cyber sex!












I wanted hot, hot phone sex.

 

[bisexplicit]

this afternoon I was wondering where you have been. Noticed that your last post was like on the 5th or 6th. So, what's the story, did we talk too much sports?

Nah, just went home for the weekend and was busy having a life.

 

[EJFan]

Liars! I didn't want to have cyber sex!

I wanted hot, hot phone sex.

we tried this... remember... the phone got lost... had to go to the ER where they finally found it with a flouroscope... then they recommended you do kegels more frequently to avoid such a drama next time.

 

[Eilan]

We finally got our car back!

If I weren't fundamentally opposed to dancing 'nanas, I'd use a couple of 'em right now.

 

[bisexplicit]

We finally got our car back!

If I weren't fundamentally opposed to dancing 'nanas, I'd use a couple of 'em right now.

Speaking of cars - my parents went out and bought one of those new hybrids. Totally sweet - its way fun to drive.

 

[bisexplicit]

we tried this... remember... the phone got lost... had to go to the ER where they finally found it with a flouroscope... then they recommended you do kegels more frequently to avoid such a drama next time.

Alright, well, this time the phone can be inserted inside of you.

 

[Quoll]

Nah, just went home for the weekend and was busy having a life.

Wow, I've read about that, is it any good this life thing?

 

[bisexplicit]

Wow, I've read about that, is it any good this life thing?

Real life is like the internet, only there are less witty comments and more chores.

 

[Eilan]

Speaking of cars - my parents went out and bought one of those new hybrids. Totally sweet - its way fun to drive.

Cool! If the job interview that my husband had the other day pans out, we'll have to get him a work car that gets really good mileage because he'll probably put up to 300 miles a day on a car. Unless his employer provides a vehicle, which they sometimes do.

And then, in a few months, he'll be wanting that retirement gift he promised himself back in July.