get some conversation going on the HT.

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

Alright.

I'm here.

Entertain me.





On a side note, I had a very vivid dream about some psycho killer last night...and for some reason, when I wrote this post, I just remembered it.

 

[EJFan]

On a side note, I had a very vivid dream about some psycho killer last night...and for some reason, when I wrote this post, I just remembered it.

this is soooooooo odd... last night i had a dream that you were murdered by a psycho killer.

one time i had a dream that i was eating ho-ho's with george wallace on a purple alligator. maybe that'll give you some perspective. *shrugs*

 

[bisexplicit]

this is soooooooo odd... last night i had a dream that you were murdered by a psycho killer.

one time i had a dream that i was eating ho-ho's with george wallace on a purple alligator. maybe that'll give you some perspective. *shrugs*

Nah, if we play the my-dreams-are-more-fucked-up-than-your-dreams game I'll win. Guaranteed.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

I had a dream a night or two ago about eating raisin bran cereal and just as I was finishing up I noticed there were small ants in it. I poured out the rest of the box and it was full of ants.

I forgot all about the dream until I was just about done eating breakfast this morning.

And then you spit out all your cereal?

In my dream last night, my boyfriend told me that he was actually fifty - and had been in jail.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

Any of those about you're boyfiend true?

Was that a purposeful typo? hehe.

Nah, its not true - but it was really freaky in my dream!

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

*sighs* HT has become so boring recently...

 

[Sensual Man 05]

*sighs* HT has become so boring recently...

well what the heck can we do to pump some life into it? hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[dramaqueen47]

Get some good topics up in here. Here's one, why am I so horny all the time? All I want to do is fuck my boyfriend or masturbate. I touch myself constantly and I love to have sex. The only time I refrain from any of this is when I have my period.

 

[Sensual Man 05]

Get some good topics up in here. Here's one, why am I so horny all the time? All I want to do is fuck my boyfriend or masturbate. I touch myself constantly and I love to have sex. The only time I refrain from any of this is when I have my period.

LOL I am in a state of perpetual horniness. No matter how much I get, I want more. I think my cock has ADD, because it's really hyper all the time!

 

[silverwhisper]

bi: if you're bored, post a new thread

[trout-smacks bi]

dramaqueen: hey, it happens to everyone. if you wanna give your bf a thrill, you could record yourself masturbating. :>

ed

 

[dramaqueen47]

Record like video, or like a cassette tape of me moaning? I was going to video tape myself once, but I got way too self concious about how I would appear on camera.

 

[silverwhisper]

well, i meant the video thing. don't be self-conscious about it. if you do it when you're having sex, then this wouldn't be much different. or if you prefer, you can have him record you during. that would probably be pretty hot, esp if you take turns w/ the camera. :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

*sighs* HT has become so boring recently...

Yeah. Someone needs to streak.

 

[silverwhisper]

your ability to remain on message is truly a thing of wonder, eilan. now, simple gentlemanly courtesy would require me to offer to oblige you, but then i remember that it's a vastly greater service to you and everybody else that i never do any such thing. :>

ed

 

[Eilan]

your ability to remain on message is truly a thing of wonder, eilan.

When it comes to beating dead horses, I am Queen.

 

[silverwhisper]

all hail the time-warping, dead horse-beating queen!

[takes oath of fealty]

:>

ed

 

[bisexplicit]

Get some good topics up in here. Here's one, why am I so horny all the time? All I want to do is fuck my boyfriend or masturbate. I touch myself constantly and I love to have sex. The only time I refrain from any of this is when I have my period.

Meh, thats not what I mean.

I mean witty funnyness. I could go to anywhere on the board - hell anywhere on the net - to hear people talk about fucking their boyfriends.

 

[bisexplicit]

bi: if you're bored, post a new thread

[trout-smacks bi]

ed

But, the problem is I'm also boring. And my thread would just be all blah self loathing crap. Not something interesting to take my mind off of all that junk.

Meh, I need some anti-meh-ness.

 

[silverwhisper]

hm. OK, i have an idea for a new thread.

[trout-smacks bi. again.]

ed

 

[Eilan]

I mean witty funnyness. I could go to anywhere on the board - hell anywhere on the net - to hear people talk about fucking their boyfriends.

You're in luck, then. I don't have a boyfriend.

all hail the time-warping, dead horse-beating queen!

It's about time I got the respect I deserved around here. BTW, I smell a new title. . .