Happy Birthday Tigobitties98! 🎂 ❤️🥳🎁🚨

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[morelikeasong]

Happy Birthday!!!!
You are sassy, smart, funny, and, most importantly, smokin hot

I will not be sending you unsolicited pics, seeing as @Mr_bogey was the one soliciting and his motivations are suspect , but my titties are wishing you a happy birthday as well

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I think you got my card Alpaca-nated

 

[MindYaBitness]

Happy Birthday!!!!
You are sassy, smart, funny, and, most importantly, smokin hot

I will not be sending you unsolicited pics, seeing as @Mr_bogey was the one soliciting and his motivations are suspect , but my titties are wishing you a happy birthday as well

Thank you, from my titties to yours!

 

[jason28053]

Happy Birthday!!!!
You are sassy, smart, funny, and, most importantly, smokin hot

I will not be sending you unsolicited pics, seeing as @Mr_bogey was the one soliciting and his motivations are suspect , but my titties are wishing you a happy birthday as well

Wow, I’ll let you know when my birthday comes up.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think you got my card Alpaca-nated

The internet is kind of dumb… but it was cute.

 

[fsa52]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Happy Birthday to a fellow Pusheen fan!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

The internet is kind of dumb… but it was cute.

I prefer alpacas, they're like tiny llamas, but with mullets

 

[jason28053]

I prefer alpacas, they're like tiny llamas, but with mullets

I’ve heard they’re mean

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve heard they’re mean

Llamas spit.

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Dibs on the 1/1/26 dick pic slots (all of them).

Happy Brithday!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve heard they’re mean

Llamas spit.

Neither one is particularly nice. But Alpacas have got that fluffy mullet & big eyes that make your want to pet them!

My spouse's family is from South America, a larg city, so none are around. But, I really wanted to see one! They drove me out if town to a friend's farm. I was so excited, I immediately went to pet it, and somehow my slow, non athletic reflexes, saved me from a big wad of goo. It's not spit y'all, it's stomach contents

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Zanzie]

Hi Tigo, I don't know you but Happy Birthday from a complete stranger who wishes you the best

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hi Tigo, I don't know you but Happy Birthday from a complete stranger who wishes you the best

I'll gladly take all the wishes I can get

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Zanzie]

I hope you get shitfaced and get laid and don't regret it in the morning

 

[jason28053]

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And you grow a 3 set of teeth?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Zanzie]

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God these memes are viciously hilarious

 

[MindYaBitness]

And you grow a 3 set of teeth?

Who says I don't? Vagina dentata is a rare, but totally & completely real, disorder