Happy Thanksgiving!

[Tzara]

All rise for Miss "Juice" Crewe.

I think I'll pass on making a joke about that.

 

[Tathagata]

Ah, I had no idea what an idiot I have been my whole life...this gives bruises a whole new shade of blue.


I love Gordon. Sundown is one of my all time favourite songs. Taste schmaste...he's a freakin' alcoholic....if his eye balls sank any deeper into his head he would be able to see out the other side.

yeah sundown and the wreck of the edmond fitzgerald

he's an alky?
ahh i must buy his records and emulate his drinking pattern
( this makes him an enabler in AA lingo)

 

[Sara Crewe]

I think I'll pass on making a joke about that.

And for that, I am ever in your debt.

 

[darkmaas]

Is that a challenge?

(it's so good to see you)

Writing bad limmericks is surely not a challenge ...

thanks. It's like old times...

 

[Sara Crewe]

yeah sundown and the wreck of the edmond fitzgerald

he's an alky?
ahh i must buy his records and emulate his drinking pattern
( this makes him an enabler in AA lingo)

It's always good to pass the buck or the bucket after a binge.

 

[darkmaas]

It's always good to pass the buck or the bucket after a binge.

Now don't be throwing up on my nice clean kitchen floor.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Now don't be throwing up on my nice clean kitchen floor.

I always behave well in other people's kitchens and my glass is always half full.

 

[Tathagata]

I'm making ground turkey Catch-a-Torre
which is a Red Sox recipe


I have nothing more to add to this unless sara is wearing a short skirt


houston we have a problem

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm making ground turkey Catch-a-Torre
which is a Red Sox recipe


I have nothing more to add to this unless sara is wearing a short skirt


houston we have a problem

I hope the Sox are clean. That sweaty smell is so unappetizing.

Sara is still in work clothes. What constitutes short?

 

[Tathagata]

I hope the Sox are clean. That sweaty smell is so unappetizing.

Sara is still in work clothes. What constitutes short?

the sox are pure and cleansed of the bambino's curse
lowell and behold
manny a tear has to fall
and the wind blows crisp
while we pick wild ellsburys
in the shade of the green monster



thigh baby thigh
cross your legs and give the school boys inspiration
never mind me dropping my pencil

 

[Sara Crewe]

the sox are pure and cleansed of the bambino's curse
lowell and behold
manny a tear has to fall
and the wind blows crisp
while we pick wild ellsburys
in the shade of the green monster



thigh baby thigh
cross your legs and give the school boys inspiration
never mind me dropping my pencil

When did you start working for Hallmark's baseball division? Thought you were semi- retired...

Suddenly you have made me okay with the idea that their minds are often blank.

 

[Tathagata]

When did you start working for Hallmark's baseball division? Thought you were semi- retired...

Suddenly you have made me okay with the idea that their minds are often blank.

I'm semi everything
read into that what you will


we had a teacher in Jr high, Ms Cushing, I remember ( 32 years later) her walking down the row of desks and her mini skirt getting caught on
the conner of a desk....it lifted to reveal a transparent off white slip
I nearly fell out of my chair and couldn't wait to get home and into a bathtub so i could play that movie over and over in my hormone bombarded head


just so you know
these little bastards have seen you doing things, saying things, that you may never have considered
( errrrrrrrrrr as far as they know)
I still bend Ms cushing and her slip over the sofa every now and then and make her beg me to blow her mind out
( thank you john lennon)

 

[Sara Crewe]

I'm semi everything
read into that what you will


we had a teacher in Jr high, Ms Cushing, I remember ( 32 years later) her walking down the row of desks and her mini skirt getting caught on
the conner of a desk....it lifted to reveal a transparent off white slip
I nearly fell out of my chair and couldn't wait to get home and into a bathtub so i could play that movie over and over in my hormone bombarded head


just so you know
these little bastards have seen you doing things, saying things, that you may never have considered
( errrrrrrrrrr as far as they know)
I still bend Ms cushing and her slip over the sofa every now and then and make her beg me to blow her mind out
( thank you john lennon)

*dials substitute teacher to fill in for the rest of the semester*

 

[Tathagata]

*dials substitute teacher to fill in for the rest of the semester*

pictures Sara bending over to make the call and hurries off the the masturbatorium with a quart jar of rendered duck fat

 

[Sara Crewe]

pictures Sara bending over to make the call and hurries off the the masturbatorium with a quart jar of rendered duck fat

I have no words.


And that does not happen often...

 

[Tathagata]

I have no words.


And that does not happen often...

thats what Ms Cushing said

i win again!!

I'm off to watch the food channel and the frying of okra

 

[Sara Crewe]

thats what Ms Cushing said

i win again!!

I'm off to watch the food channel and the frying of okra

You win again.

Good Mary Chapin Carpenter song.


I admit defeat. Sans agony.


Have fun with your okra.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

* falling off chair *

I just walked into one hell of a hilarious party.

You people are awesome.

Sara.
A few of the girls in your class are doing it too. Just so you know.


* Hiiiiii Ms. C..... *

bj

 

[Angeline]

pictures Sara bending over to make the call and hurries off the the masturbatorium with a quart jar of rendered duck fat

My grandmother just spun in her grave at the thought of you abusing schmaltz.

 

[Sara Crewe]

* falling off chair *

I just walked into one hell of a hilarious party.

You people are awesome.

Sara.
A few of the girls in your class are doing it too. Just so you know.


* Hiiiiii Ms. C..... *

bj

Jesus, Mary and Joseph and any other gods hanging at the party...

Now I feel deprived. I never lusted after a single teacher. I have an incomplete education..


I can hear Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" playiing in the background...

 

[Tzara]

* falling off chair *

I just walked into one hell of a hilarious party.

You people are awesome.

Sara.
A few of the girls in your class are doing it too. Just so you know.


* Hiiiiii Ms. C..... *

bj

I assume that Mr. Monkey, if he was not too profligate with the duck fat, has some left over for you, should you care to don a short skirt and catch your slip on one of those truly unergonomic desks that populate our country's secondary education system.

Just a guess.

After all, I am primate too.

 

[champagne1982]

I assume that Mr. Monkey, if he was not too profligate with the duck fat, has some left over for you, should you care to don a short skirt and catch your slip on one of those truly unergonomic desks that populate our country's secondary education system.

Just a guess.

After all, I am primate too.

I have an entirely new view of peking duck now.. hoi sin sauce?

 

[DeepAsleep]

Speaking of duck fat:

I have the collected fingernail clippings of nine months of my life, powdered blood, semen, and spit, all painstakingly ground with a mortar and pestle.

We should cook a holiday pie.

 

[Sara Crewe]

Speaking of duck fat:

I have the collected fingernail clippings of nine months of my life, powdered blood, semen, and spit, all painstakingly ground with a mortar and pestle.

We should cook a holiday pie.

Finally, my suspicions of mince meat pie are proven to be well founded.

 

[Tzara]

My grandmother just spun in her grave at the thought of you abusing schmaltz.

Oh, dear. Is that what that means?

Gives me a whole 'nother perspective on something like this.

I'm kind of fascinated that this is an Everly Brothers tune. I couldn't place it until Mr. Welk tells us what it is. Scary.






Hey, I had a suit almost that yellow color. Maybe a bit more tan. Mine was by Yves St. Laurent, though. Still ugly.

Nice hair. And haircuts.