Have cold beers and drinks, need people that want to party!!!

[Magic Merlin]

naked merlot bearing goddess

oh....excuse me... I thought it said 'naked Merlin bearing goddess"

<got to get my glasses fixed>

Beer! BIG Ocean! Damn it Wizard, you've hit the jackpot!!

 

[CreamyLady]

Re: naked merlot bearing goddess

oh....excuse me... I thought it said 'naked Merlin bearing goddess"

Would that be the Theodokos? Or the Merlindokos?

I think I may have had a little too much beer; I'd better lie down . . .

 

[Wizard]

Ocean, hell thats a big step up from a baby pool....!!!!Fuck I'll drown in the ocean , the waves will kick the shit out of me , wash me out to sea and I'll land on some place like Giglian's island ....get hit by some fat guy.

Maybe I better put this funny cig. down for a while , going way to deep here.

Party on guy and gals.

 

[Shannon]

Throw me over an MGD or Molson Ice

 

[April]

Yay! Another reason to celebrate! My 69th post! Gosh, I wonder what delightfully wicked thing I could do to mark the occasion?

*looks around and sees everybody else naked* Oh, yeah, clothes. Almost forgot. *stripping down to underwear* I get cold easily unless somebody wants to keep me warm? *leering smile*

 

[Merelan]

Shyguy... can April join the celebration. She just had her 69th post? Something special for her perhaps?
Any ideas?
Or maybe I better take care of it.
Pass me aglass of that Merlot.
Hmmm...

 

[ShyGuy68]

Merelan April is more than welcome to join the celebration, the more the merrier is what I think!

Are you sure you don't want some of this bottle of port I brought along instead of the merlot

 

[Merelan]

How many times do I have to tell you, that makes me horny!!! Oh... I get it.
Okay, much rather have port.

Merlin, ever notice how well our names sound together?

Earthgoddess, spread that cloak right here. Have a seat. Let's chat. Did you bring that sweet, handsome husband of yours? He could help the guys serve. Ooh. What a thought. Being waited on by all these sexy guys. What do you think? Though it is Shyguy's party. So he should sit here between us women, I think he will behave. Won't you my sweet?

 

[ShyGuy68]

Merelan I would be way to stunned by the beauty off all you women to talk, and let alone misbehave that's for sure!!

I probably would wonder how I could be so lucky instead!!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Just singing in the rain. I'm just singing in the rain!

Merlin, ever notice how well our names sound together?

Has kind of a musical quality to the sound of it.

Darn it Shyguy. Your suppost to be shy, but everytime I see you at one of these parties, your surrounded by all of these lovely and beautiful women...<how do yo do that?>

Watch out Merelan, I don't think he's really all that shy

(next thing you know Xander will come flying in here rescuing some of these women.)

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 06-21-2000 at 06:08 AM]

 

[Wild Child]

looks like i'm a little late......oh well!
congrats to you all on your post numbers!

*wanders over to the cooler stripping down as she goes and fishes out a nice cold beer*

anyone want to join me for a swim?

 

[Xander]

Yehaaaa!!!

Yeah WIld Child. I'll join you

*running tomwards the water and trips over his own leg*

OUCH!!!! damnit *lifts head from the beach and spits out sand*

Now I really need a bath!!!

Anyone care to wash the sand off me??

 

[Carl East]

ME me me me! Please choose me. I like to swim with naked women, or even fully clothed ones.

This party rocks.

Carl.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Magic Merlin I have no clue why I end up surrounded by all these women!

But I still enjoy it though!

Xander, good thing we are on a beach, so you didn't get hurt to much!!

 

[Xander]

Hehehehe

LOL Shyguy.

Yeah. I'd proberly have cracked open my skull if we had been in a parking lot.

But we're at the beach. The weather is great, the beers are cold........And I'm still covered in sand.

Nobody wants to help me wash it off??

 

[Xander]

Oh did I mention that the girls are naked

 

[ShyGuy68]

Xander. If we have drinks and naked girls, then everything is great!

Now we just need somebody to hose you down, so you'll get both clean, and cooled down at the same time!

 

[CreamyLady]

Ack! I just woke up and I'm covered in gooey sticky clay . . .

Could someone aim that hose over here, and do you have a loofah or stick I can use?

 

[April]

Poor Xander. I'll help you get clean, if you like. Silly, we're at a beach, and there's lots of water. *taking Xander's hand and leading him into the water* Hmm, now I'm all wet! LOL What to do?

Thank you Merelan and ShyGuy for letting me join your party.

 

[Earthgoddess]

merlin,merelan,merlot

These are a few of my favorite things...
Well hubby is recovering,but should still take it easy-maybe he can rub our necks while the other males adore us-hugging shy guy and merlin-so sit and chat merelan-pull up a corner of cloak an be comfy...

 

[Merelan]

He gives body rubs too? Oh my...
Here sweet man, sit down, I am sure Shydarling won't mind.

He gets all the women because he is a sweet, kind, gentle man.....

 

[Magic Merlin]

Hey Xander, come here and look at this....

He keeps saying he's the shy type, but he's sitting there surrounded by all of these sexy and beautiful women. And their all snuggling upwith him.

And the worst part of it is that big silly grin on his face.

Hey Shyguy, just joking with ya. You throw a great party. But can you leave a few of these women for the rest of us?

I'm getting cold over here all by myself.....brrrrrrrr...

 

[ShyGuy68]

MM Well I think I'm entitled to some fun, since it's my party! But I'm not stopping any of the women to go and have fun with you!

Hmmm just had an idea, I think it's time we all go SKINNY DIPPPING!!!!!

What do ya'll say to that??

 

[Havocman]

Unpacking sound system and CD's

Hey folks...congrats on the post numbers or whatever the hell it is we're celebrating this week...I brought the music, can I join in?

*stripping off clothes and loading 5 CD rack on the sound system* Anyone have any requests? Just come on over here and give 'em to the DJ...and someone bring me a beer please..

*adjusting the equalizer as the Literotica Soundtrack begins playing*

Havoc

 

[Merelan]

Skinny Dipping... let's go!!! As long as you guys help us get "dry" afterwards.