Here is a question that feminists would hate

[rosco rathbone]

Just as there are women that are physically stronger than most men, there are women that are stronger in the arts of dominance than most. However, it would be just as big a mistake to generalize from this as it would to say "OK, Serena Williams can squat 4 times as much as me, therefore women are stronger than or equal to men"

You might be suprised to know that there is a school of feminist thought that claims that physical strength levels are set completely socially, ie girls aren't taught to work out from a young age and so become weak. I once had a long conversation with a very intelligent young female martial artist about this; she was dead-set convinced it was true.

 

[niteshade]

Rosco, you completely missed the point... but that's ok; it was still good for a laugh.

 

[CharleyH]

I tried to respond to your PM, Charlize, but your box was clogged, no doubt with fan-mail from horney little gnomes.

Like you?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Time for a laugh

What Men Mean
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass
I'm a Romantic = I'm poor
I need you" = My hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now
I have something to tell you = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think we should just be friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next

Francisco

 

[niteshade]

Re: Time for a laugh

What Men Mean
Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass
I'm a Romantic = I'm poor
I need you" = My hand is tired
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head
he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you
Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now
I have something to tell you = Get tested
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again
I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk
I think we should just be friends = You're ugly
I've learned a lot from you = Next

Francisco

That was great! Thanks Francisco

 

[catalina_francisco]

Re: Re: Time for a laugh

That was great! Thanks Francisco

Since you liked the joke another one.

Male Training Seminars
1. Combatting Stupidity
2. You, Too, Can Do Housework
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How to Fill an Ice Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks"
8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You: The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons to Give Flowers
15. How to Stay Awake in Public
16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
19. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"
22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull
24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too
29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at home
30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"
32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary
34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
35. Techniques for calling home


Francisco.

 

[niteshade]

 

[rosco rathbone]

The funny thing is, I don't really see Franscisco as falling into the henpecked/schlub/clueless/wants-to-be-waited-on-hand-and-foot-but-is-emotionally-sexually weaker/typical male-butt-of-"my-idiot-husband"-jokes category defined by this amusing list. It's more a non-dominant-bozo-male thingie.

PMS my ass, rosco don't play that game.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Like you?

[indulgent] yes yes, like me, I am a big fan of yours and I wanted to wish you a happy hallmark corp day.[/indulgent]

 

[Netzach]

I only pity them that they will never meet the man who can show them the calmness and happiness that comes with surrendering your Yin to the greater Yang.

I'll live, but thanks for your concern.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I only pity them that they will never meet the man who can show them the calmness and happiness that comes with surrendering your Yin to the greater Yang.

I'll live, but thanks for your concern.

You'll live--but will your energy flows be harmonized with the universe?

happy v day kid

 

[CharleyH]

[indulgent] yes yes, like me, I am a big fan of yours and I wanted to wish you a happy hallmark corp day.[/indulgent]

Yes - yes - sigh - smooth mood today - being female and all - and I am not talking v-day. Yet - hallmarks to you Roscoe. I will sadly get my plant tonight, and even more sadly not in a whipping mood.

Yet, aside: Can't you fuck her better? I'm pretty sure I could

Thinking belly there mister . . . heart attack - whoa! Stop with the fucking Micky D's.

A wink, smile and even some flowers. You probably like chocolates too? LOL

 

[catalina_francisco]

The funny thing is, I don't really see Franscisco as falling into the henpecked/schlub/clueless/wants-to-be-waited-on-hand-and-foot-but-is-emotionally-sexually weaker/typical male-butt-of-"my-idiot-husband"-jokes category defined by this amusing list. It's more a non-dominant-bozo-male thingie.

PMS my ass, rosco don't play that game.

OK Rosco,

Especially for you:
Gods Gifts
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

Francisco.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yes - yes - sigh - smooth mood today - being female and all - and I am not talking v-day. Yet - hallmarks to you Roscoe. I will sadly get my plant tonight, and even more sadly not in a whipping mood.

Yet, aside: Can't you fuck her better? I'm pretty sure I could

Thinking belly there mister . . . heart attack - whoa! Stop with the fucking Micky D's.

A wink, smile and even some flowers. You probably like chocolates too? LOL

Jeez, who cares about "fucking her good". I was just trying to bust a nut.

I have gone on Atkins since that pic was taken, no more McD's for mE!!!!!

 

[rosco rathbone]

OK Rosco,

Especially for you:
Gods Gifts
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

Francisco.

Again, that applies to the average man (the clueless fucko whose connection to his roots in dark dominance are obscured by the tidal wave of political correctness, feminism and the general weakening of our young men) but not to you and I.

Oh, by the way: I believe in evolution. In the past, man was dominant. He may very well be on the way out, as far as I can see. On one level, I see the BDSM world as a sort of finger in the dyke against the tides of fate that are weakening our young men.

THen again, may the best man (woman) win. If female power is on the ascendancy, then females are simply "the new males".

 

[Netzach]

boys are definitely the new girls.

(see my prior gushing after dominating the loveliest CD)

So much easier to manage, too. Maybe it's not women that are inherently submissive but maybe *femininity* is!

(adding bleeding valentines s)

 

[CharleyH]

Jeez, who cares about "fucking her good". I was just trying to bust a nut.

I have gone on Atkins since that pic was taken, no more McD's for mE!!!!!

Hey boy - I didn't say 'fucking her good.' I said better. She is afterall not looking at you, in fact, eyes away looking at me, and jesus - everyone else on LIT!

In the immortal words of a mysongynist but reworked to suit me:

"I can't make you a great fucker, but I can make you a better one."

Para: Fosse

 

[catalina_francisco]

Again, that applies to the average man (the clueless fucko whose connection to his roots in dark dominance are obscured by the tidal wave of political correctness, feminism and the general weakening of our young men) but not to you and I.

Hello Rosco,

There is no secret to Domination, a dominant is not an ubermensch (superhuman), ubermenschen do not exist. We are all just humans, we are all equal in this world unless we ourselves decide to differentiate and exchange power with someone else.

Following your hero Nietsche own philosophy we are all equal in the beginning and we are all trying to go beyond ourselves. The "becoming" is the will to power that is both a "drive to be" and an action simultaneously, but is captured only by a consideration of the whole. We are all always moving forwards be it men or women. There are no ubermenschen and there are no untermensch.

By acknowledging the fact that Dominants are worth more than vanilla or not Dominants we are automatically creating a society in which we have ubermenschen and untermenschen. This is a philosophy which was very popular in Germany during 1933 and 1945 (Hitler & National Socialism).

Francisco.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I ain't no Nazi, but if you think we are all created equal you are dead wrong my brother.

No one deserves to be repressed, but no fuckin way are there "no ubermencshen & halbermenschen", when you say that you fly in the face of the very evidence before your eyes as you walk the streets in this unfair, uneven world.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed by the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?

-William Shakespeare

Change Jew to women, black, Native American, whatever you want.

Since you are American here are two quotes from two of the most admired American heroes.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

-Thomas Jefferson

I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal.

-Abraham Lincoln

We are not all equal and there are differences between the sexes just as there are differences between neighbours and friends. It is the human itself who decides his or her path. We might be genetically predetermined to follow certain paths but we have also been gifted with a brain and the will and power to change our fate to what we want it to be.

The idea that we have been genetically programmed and that we have no choice in our life is a fatalistic one and is not becoming of one that is such an active defender of the male supremacy, I would say that a fatalistic viewpoint is nothing more than the ultimate submission and not a sign of dominance.

Francisco.

 

[rosco rathbone]

That's one of my favorite Shakespeare passages.

When the ol' Foundin' Fathers talked about "all men yadda yadda", they meant "all of US", ie, we landowning, educated, Greek and Latin learned gentlemen.

As I said, no person deserves to be oppressed or repressed; but we all know that the strong and wise lead and the animal masses follow blindly.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Charlize, when you clear out your In Box, make sure to clear out all "sent" items as well...I was not able to reply to your PM.

 

[CharleyH]

hm - already did - does it get 'filled' that quickly. LOL

 

[rosco rathbone]

hm - already did - does it get 'filled' that quickly. LOL

YOu are a star, babe....lot of horney little men out there....

 

[the shadow of a boy]

Re: Re: Re: Time for a laugh

Since you liked the joke another one....
Francisco.

I'm not sure how familiar y'all down there are with The Red Green Show (it's on PBS in some states), but on this topic, those who haven't heard it may enjoy:

The Men's Prayer
I am a man.
But I can change.
If I have to.
I guess.