How To Measure Your Penis

[silverwhisper]

quoll quoth
the thought never occured to me

nice deadpan, quoll.

scalywag: yeah, but forums are like that. you look at the postcount of someone like gusty wind and think, "damn, but that's a big postcount", then you get into one of these threads and bam! you're off to the races.

:>

ed

 

[Quoll]

Now we can all be happy.

 

[silverwhisper]

[laughing too hard to type anything sensible]

 

[midwestyankee]

[laughing too hard to type anything sensible]

Why would you want to change the nature of the thread?

 

[silverwhisper]

touche, sir. :>

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[~ Kit ~]

This is so funny!

Scalywag, I agree with you but I'm glad I'm a reformed lurker now.

 

[MercyMia]

Why the thought never occured to me ( bwahahahahah)
Not sure if there is room beside my other penile tattoo. "Welcome to Australia I hope you enjoy your stay, please fasten all safety belts as it is going to be a rough ride"

Good Lord, what size font did the tattoo artist use on *that*?

(ROFLMAO)

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

Good Lord, what size font did the tattoo artist use on *that*?

(ROFLMAO)

Damn you've discovered my secret (subscript)

 

[EJFan]

Now we can all be happy.

i love it... i laughed, i cried, i'd see it again and again.

i'd like to suggest renaming the "eight inch" mark as the "cyber penis" size. it seems to me that in cyberspace, ALL penii measure 8". i think the logic is that guys think it's not so big that it's unbelievable and not so small as to be discounted.

 

[Cathleen]

These are the threads that keep me coming back to Lit! LOL

How can you not love this stuff? I'm sending all of you ice cream sundaes, virtually of course. (Yank, would never have a real one anyway probably.)

 

[Guest]

 

[therockap1]

Well, this has annoyed me for awhile. I think I have a good sized penis, but I don't know the proper way to measure it length wise and width wise. Can someone enlighten me on how to do it?

get a ruler and measure!

 

[Quoll]

Now that I got the project finished that I needed to today (man, I hope I didn't copy and paste any of the penis stuff into my project's CAD files), and my mind has been wandering aimlessly again, I was thinking that since the shape of the penis is irregular, there might be a better way to measure it.

Say Volume? Displacement? I can see it now: "I got a 175cc cock"

Sounds a lot bigger than 6" don't it?

LOL Plus it ties in very nicely with the whole meat injection theme.

 

[bisexplicit]

*dies laughing* I my HT boys; seriously, this is the best place on lit.

 

[Eilan]

Say Volume? Displacement? I can see it now: "I got a 175cc cock"

Sounds a lot bigger than 6" don't it?

Hey, I like it! Someone could have a long, thin dick that was the same "volume" as the shorter, fatter one.

It's the "great equalizer."

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

Hey, I like it! Someone could have a long, thin dick that was the same "volume" as the shorter, fatter one.

It's the "great equalizer."

But you just know there will be some guys who'll start threads like this.
"What's the displacement capacity of your vagina?"

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

But you just know there will be some guys who'll start threads like this.
"What's the displacement capacity of your vagina?"

Maybe I'll start one of those threads. I'm concerned that my vaginal depth is merely average, and, as we all know, average=puny. I need some ego-stroking.

 

[EJFan]

Maybe I'll start one of those threads. I'm concerned that my vaginal depth is merely average, and, as we all know, average=puny. I need some ego-stroking.

it's not the depth, it's the breadth.

 

[Eilan]

it's not the depth, it's the breadth.

Thanks for the mental picture.

 

[EJFan]

Thanks for the mental picture.

it's like waving a yardstick in the holland tunnel.

 

[Julie-padooly]

all that?

Why the thought never occured to me ( bwahahahahah)
Not sure if there is room beside my other penile tattoo. "Welcome to Australia I hope you enjoy your stay, please fasten all safety belts as it is going to be a rough ride"

If you have all that tattoo'ed on the wang.....then I'll measure your penis for you - but it's going to be an ORAL exam !

 

[Quoll]

If you have all that tattoo'ed on the wang.....then I'll measure your penis for you - but it's going to be an ORAL exam !

Oh gawd, um err err Welcome to lit, is it warm in here or is it just me.