How To Measure Your Penis

[TBKahuna123]

You've obviously never experienced anal vomit. It's no laughing matter.

Well this is true.

 

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[pleasteasme]

OMG! He actually came up with a scientific way to measure by displacement!!!! Sadly I think you're right about most guys dipping their balls too.

Oh and what's with the "in all seriousness" stuff? There's nothing serious to discuss here. Hell two posts ago Eilan was talking about her ass's gag reflex! Seriousness and anal vomit don't mix.

Since we are all about measuring, why don't we ask if we can borrow EJ's av, in the name of scientific research, of course.

 

[midwestyankee]

Since we are all about measuring, why don't we ask if we can borrow EJ's av, in the name of scientific research, of course.

Sorry, but I am not dipping any part of myself into a urinal, no matter how scientific the endeavor might be in some people's eyes.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Since we are all about measuring, why don't we ask if we can borrow EJ's av, in the name of scientific research, of course.

Do that and youcan forget the glass, unless you use a shotglass.

 

[pleasteasme]

Sorry, but I am not dipping any part of myself into a urinal, no matter how scientific the endeavor might be in some people's eyes.

LOL...different av!

 

[pleasteasme]

Do that and youcan forget the glass, unless you use a shotglass.

Awwww...but, it's so cute!

*stifling laughter*

 

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[midwestyankee]

cute?????

that av is downright disturbing

Jealous?

 

[pleasteasme]

cute?????

that av is downright disturbing

Things that small deserve the term "cute."

 

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[pleasteasme]

the word "cute" is bigger than that thing is.

Maybe it is just cold?!

 

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[hdlynnette]

I just have to thank you guys and gals for the laughs. Damn nice way to end my day before heading off to bed.

::Note to self...keep a supply of Depends on hand when venturing into the Lit Boards::

 

[pleasteasme]

yeah, but if if was so cold that it could recede that much, wouldn't it have frost on it?

You really don't want the mental image I'm having!

 

[Eilan]

yeah, but if if was so cold that it could recede that much, wouldn't it have frost on it?

Is that what they're calling it these days?

 

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[pleasteasme]

you have a very creative mind, don't you?

I have been known to.

 

[foreskin4you]

hmmmm, just thinking about the "how to measure your penis" question. I was thinking one of those gauges like they use to measure your feet, just take off the heel part.

I'm size 7EEE.

HA! I'm going to start using the width letters..

Now, I'm picturing a shoe gauge, with the sliding parts to measure width, and they could also be used to measure curve. What sort of unit would you express that in? Deviation from centerline across the length of the specimen? Offset at center from a tip-to-base line? Radius of curvature, calculated?

Now of course, we've got to get a standard technique for the ladies. What do you measure, from the tip of the toy to the "high-water mark"?

 

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[Snowman5933]

I'll think of a shoe store the same way again...lol