How To Measure Your Penis

[Brinnie]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=361577

 

[Guest]

 

[Quoll]

mouths too

It's not that I have a small cock, she just has a very large mouth.
*nods*

 

[Eilan]

It's not that I have a small cock, she just has a very large mouth.
*nods*

If she throws up in your lap during a blow job, it's too long?

 

[Quoll]

If she throws up in your lap during a blow job, it's too long?

Great visual I don't think size will be an issue for a few days now.

 

[EJFan]

If she throws up in your lap during a blow job, it's too long?

i once dated this bulemic chick with an oral fixation...

 

[Eilan]

Great visual I don't think size will be an issue for a few days now.

I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, I've kicked my gag reflex's ass.

 

[Quoll]

I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, I've kicked my gag reflex's ass.

Well now that you brought it up is there a correlation vis-à-vis input and output?

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

Some guys might actually be proud (assuming its due to length and not some other factor)

Yeah, I was assuming length, not lack of hygiene or anything like that.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yeah, I was assuming length, not lack of hygiene or anything like that.

I suppose that you also didn't take into consideration the possibility that she might have just discovered he had crabs - by getting up close and personal with a few of them.

 

[Eilan]

I suppose that you also didn't take into consideration the possibility that she might have just discovered he had crabs - by getting up close and personal with a few of them.

Well, I can't be expected to think of everything, can I?

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, I can't be expected to think of everything, can I?

Why not?

 

[Eilan]

Why not?

Because.

 

[midwestyankee]

Because.

Am I reading right? Does your title actually say "Insert wittle titty here?"

 

[Eilan]

Am I reading right? Does your title actually say "Insert wittle titty here?"

And I'M the one with the broken glasses and notoriously poor reading comprehension skills!

 

[midwestyankee]

And I'M the one with the broken glasses and notoriously poor reading comprehension skills!

Hmmm...not according to your profile, he said in an adjunctively knowing sotto voce.

 

[Eilan]

Hmmm...not according to your profile, he said in an adjunctively knowing sotto voce.

Well, it's amazing what I've learned about myself during my short time on Lit.

 

[Quoll]

Hmmm...not according to your profile, he said in an adjunctively knowing sotto voce.

Hey let's keep it in English, if you didn't want us to know, why didn't you just whisper it?

 

[FastFastr]

I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, I've kicked my gag reflex's ass.

Eilan, your ass has a gag reflex??

 

[Eilan]

Eilan, your ass has a gag reflex??

Only when I have intestinal flu.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Only when I have intestinal flu.

Note to self: Becareful what threads you read while eating lunch.

 

[foreskin4you]

Hey, I like it! Someone could have a long, thin dick that was the same "volume" as the shorter, fatter one.

It's the "great equalizer."

And I read through the whole rest of the thread, trying to dream up a measurement technique for this. What I've come up with so far is this:

Fill a glass to the brim with water. Set a dishpan on the ground, and set the glass in it. Get into push-up stance and lower your specimen into the glass. Withdraw, remove the glass, and measure the volume of spillage left in the dishpan.

There has to be a less cumbersome way, hasn't there? And besides, half the guys online will dunk their balls in too for an extra 150cc!

In all seriousness, the "table method" is the length measurement technique I've always figured was most accurate. Whip it out and approach a table/countertop/whatever. Touch your legs to the side of the table to establish a reliable zero point, then place any handy object at the tip to serve as a marker. Step away, and measure from the marker to the edge.

 

[TBKahuna123]

And I read through the whole rest of the thread, trying to dream up a measurement technique for this. What I've come up with so far is this:

Fill a glass to the brim with water. Set a dishpan on the ground, and set the glass in it. Get into push-up stance and lower your specimen into the glass. Withdraw, remove the glass, and measure the volume of spillage left in the dishpan.

There has to be a less cumbersome way, hasn't there? And besides, half the guys online will dunk their balls in too for an extra 150cc!

In all seriousness, the "table method" is the length measurement technique I've always figured was most accurate. Whip it out and approach a table/countertop/whatever. Touch your legs to the side of the table to establish a reliable zero point, then place any handy object at the tip to serve as a marker. Step away, and measure from the marker to the edge.

OMG! He actually came up with a scientific way to measure by displacement!!!! Sadly I think you're right about most guys dipping their balls too.

Oh and what's with the "in all seriousness" stuff? There's nothing serious to discuss here. Hell two posts ago Eilan was talking about her ass's gag reflex! Seriousness and anal vomit don't mix.

 

[Eilan]

Seriousness and anal vomit don't mix.

You've obviously never experienced anal vomit. It's no laughing matter.