How To Seduce Women.

[subdued_passion]

HOW TO is a crude form of Saturday Night Live. Subdued Passion is Roseann Roseanna Danna

I had to google Roseannadanna and I was severely creeped out by what I saw. How could you have guessed what my hair looks like?!?

I note that the rape instruction has stopped. Is that it? You've run out of expertise for us, Jimbo, and you're resorting to your dull homages to your heroines of American pop culture?

I believe Mr. Johnson has been busy stalking his next victim and I fear he may have me in his cross hairs!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I had to google Roseannadanna and I was severely creeped out by what I saw. How could you have guessed what my hair looks like?!?



I believe Mr. Johnson has been busy stalking his next victim and I fear he may have me in his cross hairs!

I am fond of Indian women, tis true, but like Philip Marlowe always explained his bachelor status, I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER THE WOMEN I LIKE, AND NOTHING I WANT TO OFFER THE WOMEN I DONT LIKE.

So you have immunity and sanctuary from me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I was just wondering about monogrammed handkerchiefs - are they like decorative towels? Mind you the former do get used. My small collection was gifted and don't even have the correct initials - just a passing thought.

I can assure you, when I go to rape, I soak my handkerchiefs in chloroform. And, believe you me, these are the finest, monogrammed Hugo Boss hankies one can hope to be used. In the moments before you pass out, you'll wonder, "My god, is this silk. This is the finest, softest.........."

They will have my initials on there. I may even leave one, so she can commemorate the event. You'll wish for more.

 

[subdued_passion]

You know, I've been thinking maybe there is a middle ground between seduction and rape. Maybe talking to the victim, err. I mean the target, err, the object of your affection could possibly work as well.

 

[subdued_passion]

I am fond of Indian women, tis true, but like Philip Marlowe always explained his bachelor status, I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER THE WOMEN I LIKE, AND NOTHING I WANT TO OFFER THE WOMEN I DONT LIKE.

So you have immunity and sanctuary from me.

Maybe you are just snooping for your government then, or for your students (the guys who send you those kudos PMs)... For all we know I could be part of the final exam. The one who manages to rape subdued_passion passes summa cum laude!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You know, I've been thinking maybe there is a middle ground between seduction and rape. Maybe talking to the victim, err. I mean the target, err, the object of your affection could possibly work as well.

Maybe if youre pbrain and never have sex or sex appeal, but no real man wants to risk getting a reputation for all talk and no action. Those who can, do.

 

[subdued_passion]

Maybe if youre pbrain and never have sex or sex appeal, but no real man wants to risk getting a reputation for all talk and no action. Those who can, do.

And those who can't, teach!

 

[NightL]

seduction

Never say never Old Hoss.

I think I'd been married 2 months when a guy at work damned near cut my thumb off when he accidentally pushed a piece of stainless steel thru it. Lotsa stitches. Hurt like a Mo Fo. So my wife gets pissed at me for whatever and pushes my thumb back to my wrist. Oh My!

I can see it now. My left comes up and nails her so hard she went flying, landed on the bed, and it collapsed. I can still feel the pain in my thumb 40 years later. It was like the Disney ride, WORLD OF SHIT.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Maybe you are just snooping for your government then, or for your students (the guys who send you those kudos PMs)... For all we know I could be part of the final exam. The one who manages to rape subdued_passion passes summa cum laude!

Youre too clever. I'm an NSA android with a probe that injects women with a viscous material that parasitizes their wombs to make call center operators and customer assistance clerks.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

And those who can't, teach!

Those who cant teach Gay Studies.

 

[subdued_passion]

Youre too clever. I'm an NSA android with a probe that injects women with a viscous material that parasitizes their wombs to make call center operators and customer assistance clerks.

Can you inject me with a double dose... I'd like to start as call centre manager.





Note to self- Steal JBJ's identity.

Note to self- No one would want to buy it.

Note to self- Donate JBJ's contact info to tellecallers in South India.

 

[subdued_passion]

Those who cant teach Gay Studies.

Did you mean to type 'Those who can't, teach Gay Studies'?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Can you inject me with a double dose... I'd like to start as call centre manager.





Note to self- Steal JBJ's identity.

Note to self- No one would want to buy it.

Note to self- Donate JBJ's contact info to tellecallers in South India.

Sure. No problem. My vitality is decreasing but I'm still good to go for 6 doses per day.

Most of the Indian women I know are doctors.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Your job is not to think. Your job is to look like a whore who needs to be taught a lesson.

(I'm a fast learner)

*swoon*

 

[Lord Pmann]

Maybe if youre pbrain and never have sex or sex appeal, but no real man wants to risk getting a reputation for all talk and no action. Those who can, do.

I agree. Once you get that rapist reputation, it's so hard to shake. It's like the clap of reputations. I mean, does anyone recall any of the fantastic stuff Mr. Dahmer did? Nope. You kill some people, rape them and eat them and you're pretty much known for that. It's a sad reflection of our society.

 

[subdued_passion]

Most of the Indian women I know are doctors.

See how generous India is, you give us crappy call centre jobs and we give your doctors.

Sure. No problem. My vitality is decreasing but I'm still good to go for 6 doses per day.

Bwaahahahahahahah- 6 doses per day. I honestly went LOL, I never do that normally but I just did that.

Wait, what do you mean you are still good for... didn't you say you were an android?

*looks around* Rainshine get your ass here... I believe someone else is Rape Ready!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.statisticbrain.com/infidelity-statistics/

INFIDELITY STATS

 

[subdued_passion]

Public Safety Notice, posted on behalf of JBJ

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I prefer what COLD DIESEL said about me:

DONT UNDERESTIMATE JBJ, he's twice as smart as other LIT posters, and as mad as a cut snake.

The mad part I agree with. Odd thing, tho, all my test scores cluster about the 50th percentile.

 

[Lord Pmann]

The mad part I agree with. Odd thing, tho, all my test scores clusterfuck about the 50th percentile.

^^^^
Fixed it for you.

 

[subdued_passion]

Good afternoon!

I prefer what COLD DIESEL said about me

I know what is cold diesel, I didn't know it spoke. Maybe when you inhale too many fumes...

DONT UNDERESTIMATE JBJ, he's twice as smart as other LIT posters, and as mad as a cut snake.

The mad part I agree with. Odd thing, tho, all my test scores cluster about the 50th percentile.

I would've supposed that you'd be in the top 99.94 percentile at least. Oh wait, I forgot, those test scores don't account for street smarts (bloody flawed system!).

DONT UNDERESTIMATE JBJ, he's twice as smart as other LIT posters, and as mad as a cut snake.

The mad part I agree with.

If there is one thought that unites everyone on this thread it's the one ^^^above.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I know what is cold diesel, I didn't know it spoke. Maybe when you inhale too many fumes...




I would've supposed that you'd be in the top 99.94 percentile at least. Oh wait, I forgot, those test scores don't account for street smarts (bloody flawed system!).







If there is one thought that unites everyone on this thread it's the one ^^^above.

Most people agree with you but the madness isn't evident on any tests I've taken. I'm often accused of alcoholism but I don't drink alcohol. And if there's no evidence of pathology or organicity or substance abuse, what in hell is it people see?

What they see is what I see when I watch some fool climb a cliff face or walk a wire across a chasm.
THE COWARDS NEVER STARTED, AND THE FOOLS DIED ALONG THE WAY.

 

[subdued_passion]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=47860478&postcount=185

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=47860478&postcount=185

You must be bored.

I eat enough prunes to stay healthy.

 

[subdued_passion]

You must be bored.

I eat enough prunes to stay healthy.

Come on, how often do you get women writing poems about you.


Yes, yes I was bored and you are the funnest person on Lit!