How To Seduce Women.

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

And here on Lit we have the opposite problem: what is JBJ actually does what he says?

Well, as I don't look for luv at LIT youll never know. The idea of chasing 'women' with fake avs and no real names is crazy.

 

[ShyJake]

5 in one afternoon I picked up at college.

Perhaps quality is better than quantity when it comes to women.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Perhaps quality is better than quantity when it comes to women.

You've never had either, right?

 

[ShyJake]

Lol..

 

[Lord Pmann]

I gotta say, this thread was better when JBJ had his real picture as his avatar. That sex offender look just totally made this thread. Please go back with an original Jimmy Johnson pic! Please.

 

[Pip81]

My record is 5 minutes (she was lost) and 5 in one afternoon I picked up at college.

That would explain the rise in sexual assaults on college campuses...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Agreed. I was just waiting for Night to photoshop some prison bars over it or something.

Yes. Night needs to fix his picture.

 

[subdued_passion]

You have been misled I'm afraid. Was it pmann? It was wasn't it. He's projecting his RAPE READY!ness onto me in an effort to lull you into a false sense of security before he dumps you in his pit.

You are right, it was pmann. But you still have consent to rape me should you feel like it. *blushes*

I'm an angel of sorts. Virginal.

*strokes harp strings and sits on clouds*

Mr. Angel your act would be more convincing if you were wearing a pair of pants and were actually stroking the harp!

 

[subdued_passion]

A compilation of rare wit and wisdom

I thought I'd make it easier for everyone by compiling these gems:

My record is 5 minutes (she was lost) and 5 in one afternoon I picked up at college.

Women are more predatory than men. If she wants you she'll come after you.

If a man creeps a woman out he aint seducing her right, but its much worse to bore her.

No woman I know of wants to be bored by a guy. They like men who are a wee bit dangerous and mad.

You wouldn't get any honest replies to your poll. Females always talk one thing and do another.

Well, as I don't look for luv at LIT youll never know. The idea of chasing 'women' with fake avs and no real names is crazy.

 

[subdued_passion]

Pmann, you can put all the techie stuff you like in your Rapist Uni but you'll never beat the anecdotal wisdom that comes from the delightful OP.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

That would explain the rise in sexual assaults on college campuses...

Alcohol, dear. The girls like their booze.

 

[subdued_passion]

That would explain the rise in sexual assaults on college campuses...

Alcohol, dear. The girls like their booze.

Yes, we drink so that even those shy rapists feel confident when they approach us.

 

[SkylarFalling]

Well, as I don't look for luv at LIT youll never know. The idea of chasing 'women' with fake avs and no real names is crazy.

You're right, hopefully we will never know. Until you turn up on the news or something anyway.

But I didn't really mean knowing for our own benefit, more knowing so that we can fear for whoever lives in the pit you came from.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You're right, hopefully we will never know. Until you turn up on the news or something anyway.

But I didn't really mean knowing for our own benefit, more knowing so that we can fear for whoever lives in the pit you came from.

I've heard your brand of blabber for 64 years. And my boiler-plate response to it is: I'll show you my criminal (academic, psychological, financial, vocational) record if you show me yours. No one has ever accepted my offer.

As for my female victims: I never look for them in bars or jail or rehab or church or LIT. So relax.

 

[subdued_passion]

As for my female victims: I never look for them in bars or jail or rehab or church or LIT. So relax.

As a woman who hangs out or has hung out at the places you mentioned, I'd like to thank you for your blatant discrimination.




Of course on the flip side I'll have to find a new way of giving you an STD. Oh well, I'm sure you'll soon have an answer for that conundrum too.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This message is hidden because subdued_passion is on your ignore list cuz a mind is a terrible thing to waste on SP.

 

[subdued_passion]

This message is hidden because subdued_passion is on your ignore list

Wow, snap! Damn! You have me totally befuddled with that move. How do I retort to something as brilliant as that?

cuz a mind is a terrible thing to waste on SP.

I'm glad you understand the concept of resource management where the supply is limited and rapidly depleting.

 

[Lord Pmann]

One of my favourite quotes from this thread is the one where JBJ uses the logic that women hate to be bored, therefor they'd rather be raped than bored.

It's like, I hate stubbing my toe. But I also hate getting AIDS. But AIDS is a bit more exciting than a stubbed toe. So, I suppose I'd rather just get AIDS.

 

[subdued_passion]

One of my favourite quotes from this thread is the one where JBJ uses the logic that women hate to be bored, therefor they'd rather be raped than bored.

It's like, I hate stubbing my toe. But I also hate getting AIDS. But AIDS is a bit more exciting than a stubbed toe. So, I suppose I'd rather just get AIDS.

Just one? This man is going on my buddy list... his every post is worthy of its own thread. My life on Lit was so dull and dreary until he came along with his exciting rapey ways and STD talk.

 

[Emerson40]

I'm jealous. Why does everyone get on the JBJ iggy list except me.

This club is not as exclusive or prestigious as you think.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This message is hidden because Emerson40 is on your ignore list cuz his brain is made of congealed animal by-products.

 

[NightL]

Yep - that is one hell of a man crush going on there

 

[subdued_passion]

This message is hidden because Emerson40 is on your ignore list cuz his brain is made of congealed animal by-products.

Are you sure Gramps? Coz I see see it quite clearly right here... Even copied it for you below. What's with your vision, diabeetus supply running low?

This club is not as exclusive or prestigious as you think.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

This message is hidden because NightL is on your ignore list cuz she smells like the old fogies stogie.

 

[subdued_passion]

This message is hidden because NightL is on your ignore list cuz she smells like the old fogies stogie.

I think I preferred you when you were dispensing raping pointers; at least you made me laugh.

Go on, tell us the story of the 5 virgins you defiled single handedly in one afternoon... It's past midnight and I prefer the horror genre for my bedtime stories.