How To Seduce Women.

[Wolfblackthorne]

how to get a girl..at least what i know so far..

1. be nice
2. strike up a conversation.be yourself
3. get to know one another. find what interests you have in common
4. if you hit it off , perhaps ask her out to get a meal or something like lunch.
5. if lunch succeeds , continue to go out on dates and letting the relationship grow
6 Don't Rape
7. once both are comfortable with each other then the sexual exploration can begin.
8. Don't rape

now i know it probably sounds corny but i think that makes more sense than the lid and pot thing or the drug and throw in a pit. especially given how expensive it is to actually dig a hole to put someone in these days.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

how to get a girl..at least what i know so far..

1. be nice
2. strike up a conversation.be yourself
3. get to know one another. find what interests you have in common
4. if you hit it off , perhaps ask her out to get a meal or something like lunch.
5. if lunch succeeds , continue to go out on dates and letting the relationship grow
6 Don't Rape
7. once both are comfortable with each other then the sexual exploration can begin.
8. Don't rape

now i know it probably sounds corny but i think that makes more sense than the lid and pot thing or the drug and throw in a pit. especially given how expensive it is to actually dig a hole to put someone in these days.

These man-eaters are gonna devour you and spit out your belt buckle and buttons.

 

[thecuckedone]

In Scotland, we put a piece of meat on a line and reel 'em in.

 

[Wolfblackthorne]

Are you speaking of those on this thread or of women in general, Mr Johnson?

 

[SkylarFalling]

These man-eaters are gonna devour you and spit out your belt buckle and buttons.

I'm gonna eat you.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm gonna eat you.

In your dreams, luv. One taste of me and you'll be dreaming of shoes and rice.

 

[subdued_passion]

Boooooo

how to get a girl..at least what i know so far..

1. be nice
2. strike up a conversation.be yourself
3. get to know one another. find what interests you have in common
4. if you hit it off , perhaps ask her out to get a meal or something like lunch.
5. if lunch succeeds , continue to go out on dates and letting the relationship grow
6 Don't Rape
7. once both are comfortable with each other then the sexual exploration can begin.
8. Don't rape

now i know it probably sounds corny but i think that makes more sense than the lid and pot thing or the drug and throw in a pit. especially given how expensive it is to actually dig a hole to put someone in these days.

You're not fit to be on this thread if you don't rape. Grow a pair now and start the raping... I suggest you start at the very top (of this thread).

 

[Christopher2012]

I remembered a time when I needed help with women. Now that JBJ has enlightened me, I have had sex with 20 women. Sure, it was illegal and against their will but hey... I'm no longer a virgin!

Ooooooooh SNAP! BAM!

JBJ should do infomercials with this stuff along with his natural pharmacological remedies.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You're not fit to be on this thread if you don't rape. Grow a pair now and start the raping... I suggest you start at the very top (of this thread).

I laughed when I read his list.

 

[Sunndance07]

I think seducing a woman is a simple as showing her kindness and respect...and add lots of attention and affection!

 

[subdued_passion]

I think seducing a woman is a simple as showing her kindness and respect...and add lots of attention and affection!

Are you implying that a person who takes the trouble to dig a pit, drug you, secure you and isolate you and then pour lotion on your skin so that it remains in good condition, is not showering you with attention and affection?

 

[subdued_passion]

I laughed when I read his list.

You have to excuse the boy Mr. Johnson, he is still a virgin as you can clearly see on his profile.

He thinks he can get laid without raping. Bloody amateur!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You have to excuse the boy Mr. Johnson, he is still a virgin as you can clearly see on his profile.

He thinks he can get laid without raping. Bloody amateur!

We professionals call it 'eliminating chance from luv.'

 

[StoneWorker]

Im just blown away that y'all have put eight pages of energy into this thread. Now he can pull the boat back into the dock with a full cooler.

I preferred the towel thread, personally.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Im just blown away that y'all have put eight pages of energy into this thread. Now he can pull the boat back into the dock with a full cooler.

I preferred the towel thread, personally.

Most other threads are more boring.

 

[Lord Pmann]

That towel thread is amazing.

I agree. It separated the class from the ass.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think you'll find the facts tell a different story.

I think you'll find that you fancy me, nevertheless.

 

[StoneWorker]

Most other threads are more boring.

True....

Now start filleting, you've got a nice spread there on the dock.

 

[StoneWorker]

That towel thread is amazing.

You two would be a riot on Luvthedesserts' '.....this guy.....' thread

 

[subdued_passion]

hahahahahhahahahahaa Oh shit, welcome to the HT forum. Stay. Forever.

Thank you.


And Rainshine, I will wait for you till you achieve your Rape Ready status, because I'd like you to be my first.

 

[subdued_passion]

Hmmm I don't know this thread, I'll have to go hunting.

Here you go, anything for my favourite undergrad Rapist.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

True....

Now start filleting, you've got a nice spread there on the dock.

Its tough to sell webmasters and moderators on the idea that their venues are entertainment like clowns, acrobats, and lap dancers. HOW TO is a crude form of Saturday Night Live. Subdued Passion is Roseann Roseanna Danna, RAINSHINE is Emily Latella, but nevermind.

 

[NightL]

Its tough to sell webmasters and moderators on the idea that their venues are entertainment like clowns, acrobats, and lap dancers. HOW TO is a crude form of Saturday Night Live. Subdued Passion is Roseann Roseanna Danna, RAINSHINE is Emily Latella, but nevermind.

Well I am a friend of one of them, or more. I also know that they have many other friends, aren't they so much more fortunate than you.

 

[NightL]

Its tough to sell webmasters and moderators on the idea that their venues are entertainment like clowns, acrobats, and lap dancers. HOW TO is a crude form of Saturday Night Live. Subdued Passion is Roseann Roseanna Danna, RAINSHINE is Emily Latella, but nevermind.

...and JAMESBJOHNSON is Roscoe Arbuckle

 

[NightL]

I was just wondering about monogrammed handkerchiefs - are they like decorative towels? Mind you the former do get used. My small collection was gifted and don't even have the correct initials - just a passing thought.