I Feel Like Skipping to the Exact Middle Point of an Argument and Nothing Else

[WrongFrog]

If you thought we were playing checkers, that's your own fault.

 

[Yarglenurp]

If semen was an ice cream flavor, you'd be fat as hell.

 

[Plathfan]

If semen was an ice cream flavor, you'd be fat as hell.

Well, it's only 2.6% protein and contains zero fat, so it's highly unlikely. Essentially, it's plasma with no caloric value.