If They Were NAKED Right Now....

[hopeful_wife]

Let myself out. He seems busy.

 

[HarperValley]

Let myself out. He seems busy.

Never too busy for a beautiful lady!

 

[AngelColleen]

Let myself out. He seems busy.

I don’t mind sharing…

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I don’t mind sharing…

Gawking and trying to decide whether to hide my erection...

 

[AngelColleen]

Smile and do some gawking of my own

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Smile and do some gawking of my own

Don't really know them, so I'd just go 'wtf'

 

[Deleted member 4038640]

Smile and do some gawking of my own

Get very horny

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Get very horny

Smack them upside the head and explain to them what the 'person above' means. And help them pull their pants up.

 

[Deleted member 4038640]

Smack them upside the head and explain to them what the 'person above' means. And help them pull their pants up.

Haha

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I’d smile and introduce myself

I'd say hello and introduce myself, too.

 

[Wriggle]

I'd bring wine and celebrations - courtesy of Bacchus.
Rome can meet Greece in peace.

 

[AngelColleen]

Grab a glass and join in

 

[Mr_bogey]

Grab a glass and join in

I'd pour her a little more wine and offer her a seat while I grabbed a bourbon

 

[Bry1313]

I'd pour her a little more wine and offer her a seat while I grabbed a bourbon

Pour him a bourbon and wonder why it’s the two of us naked on the patio.

 

[Sweetn3ss]

I’d ask for some bourbon too I guess!

 

[Wriggle]

I'd get out my easel and a canvas and paint them like one of my French ladies.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'd get out my easel and a canvas and paint them like one of my French ladies.

Offer him a cup of tea and a tea towel

 

[Wriggle]

Offer him a cup of tea and a tea towel

I'd hang the tea towel on my hook.

 

[Bry1313]

I'd hang the tea towel on my hook.

Offer some biscuits with their tea.

 

[Taegul]

Ignite my jetpack and fly outta there asap.

 

[Titsandclits]

Sits in the empty space left by @Taegul wondering why he left, oh, are those biscuits I see? I could murder a cup of tea

 

[Photog1rl]

Carefully inspect their tits for clamps.

 

[Titsandclits]

Offers the one of the clamps to @Photog1rl, let’s get connected

 

[wifesdirtyslut]

Offers the one of the clamps to @Photog1rl, let’s get connected

Passes over tea whilst I scan for crumbs - I’ve ensured tea not too hot - places in your hand and admires the clamp(s)

 

[Taegul]

I'd find a different tree to climb.