If They Were NAKED Right Now....

[hopeful_wife]

I'd point him to the nearest pineapple tree and then look away as he tried to climb it naked, because no one is sexy enough to pull that off.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'd try to help her find her way.

 

[PassionsFlame]

Can we do some nude sailing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Probably stare.

 

[Wriggle]

Adorn my buoyancy aid and hop on the boat.

 

[Photog1rl]

I’d take the boat for a spin.

 

[caitiff1969]

Catching some sun on the beach

 

[Bry1313]

Catching some sun on the beach

Sit and have drinks under the moon together, it’s a lovely night

 

[MrsPassion]

Sit and have drinks under the moon together, it’s a lovely night

Invite him to go skinny dipping

 

[caitiff1969]

Invite him to go skinny dipping

Request to join

 

[Azuldrgon]

Invite him to go skinny dipping

I'd be mesmerized, then I'd turn to give her privacy unless she wants different.

 

[Taegul]

I dunno. Aren't dragons usually naked anyway. I doubt they wear clothes.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I dunno. Aren't dragons usually naked anyway. I doubt they were clothes.

Enquire if he always has a strategically placed pineapple there?

 

[hopeful_wife]

Tell him to put the top hat back on. It's jaunty and I like it.

 

[Wriggle]

I'd like to take her beyond the concept of hope.

 

[Taegul]

I think I'd toss him a towel and get back to my job massaging the Swedish Bikini Team.

 

[Taegul]

What @Taegul said lol

FIND YOUR OWN GOD DAMN BIKINI TEAM TO MASSAGE!!!!

 

[Photog1rl]

Grabbing my belongings and moving to massage the American team haha!

Watch him walk away in search of the Americans.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Try to capture her poorly (in ? Charcoal?) and fail my art class

(Based on question elsewhere !)

 

[Photog1rl]

Try to capture her poorly (in ? Charcoal?) and fail my art class

(Based on question elsewhere !)

I've loved all the sketches I've posed for so i’m sure yours would be no exception.

 

[deft]

I've loved all the sketches I've posed for so i’m sure yours would be no exception.

Ask very politely if she’d like to join me under the blankets?

 

[hopeful_wife]

Just passing by… have fun guys!

I guess I'd see just a little tail as he headed out... then be left standing alone?

 

[SlyderInside]

I guess I'd see just a little tail as he headed out... then be left standing alone?

I’d let her know she wasn’t alone, and introduce myself

 

[OnaTangent]

Look for the curve

 

[PassionsFlame]

Have a nice little chat until I went off on a tangent