I'm tired of the jerks on this board!

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Yep, the five grand is true. I'm happy.

Yeah, well, you know we people from Boston want it all. We are never satisfied. We truly are a miserable bunch of brooding spoiled brats.

Besides, I didn't know that check was any good until after all this shit over the Survivor scandal (lol) happened. I'm still scared. I'll be in therapy for years.

Just an aside, I'm starting to wonder if Daniellekitten uses a ghost writer. What do you think? I mean, my posts are much more creative and funnier than her posts. Her posts kind of suck. They are very immature and high schoolish. I wonder what grade she is in now.

Yes, but it is true about receiving the check for $5,000. It's been driving me crazy who would send me that. It was a time when I was writing my Paparazzi stories. Maybe, a celebrity sent me the money. Thank you Oprah. I wish you and Gayle luck in the New Year and say hello to Stedman for me.

The bank is in Colorado and the check came from Aspen, by the tracking number on the next day envelope. Now, I know that Aspen is a big place for celebrities to hang out. Maybe, after their day of skiing they return to their private lodge cabin and read my stories on Literotica. Who knows.

Maybe, it had something to do with my story, Christmas Wish List. I mean, I did hint that cash made a good gift (lol).

Nonetheless, I'm happy. I mean, even when I am angry I'm happy. I'm just a happy kind of guy. I'm doing what I love to do, write.

 

[sr71plt]

Myself, I think whoever is writing the posts for both of you would make good ghosts.

So you have a bank account in the name of BOSTONFICTIONWRITER? That's convenient.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I've gotta say, if I got $5,250 for coming in second in the Survivor's Contest, I'd shout Hallelujah, lay back, and cry out, "Do it again!"

Yes, but it is true about receiving the check for $5,000. It's been driving me crazy who would send me that. It was a time when I was writing my Paparazzi stories. Maybe, a celebrity sent me the money. Thank you Oprah. I wish you and Gayle luck in the New Year and say hello to Stedman for me.

Man, if someone just SENT me $5,000 gratis for doing something amateur online, I'd be either so very very happy, or so very very SCARED that it was part o' some Colombian drug overlord's money laundering scheme and I'd be getting some knocks on my door at 4 in the morning after I've spent it all at the Apple Store!

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

This is America

Bank account in the name of Bostonfictionwriter?

No, it's in my name. Whoever sent me the money, sent it to my home address and to my name. My publisher told me that he gave out my address.

Yeah, it's real. I wish they had sent me more, $50,000, enough for a sleek 335xi BMW. Oh, well, maybe next year.

I'm not worried about a drug lord coming to my door. If he got by the alarm, he'd have to get by the dog, and if he got by the dog, then he'd have to get by me, Smith, and Wesson.

This is America after all where there are more handguns then there are people.

 

[sr71plt]

No, it's in my name. Whoever sent me the money, sent it to my home address and to my name. My publisher told me that he gave out my address.

Time for a new publisher. Reputable publishers won't do that.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

What do you expect...

Yeah, well, what do you expect from an E-publisher. I suspect that they don't subscribe to the same publishing standards as does one of the big houses.

Nonetheless, he has my permission to give out my name and address to anyone else who wants to send me money (lol).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Red H's

It's such a funny coincidence that I make a post to these public pages and the red 14 red H's that were recently restored from the original 42 are now down to two.

I'm deeply hurt. You know how much those red H's meant to me. They are my world.

That's it, I can't continue on anymore. I'm taking all my stories off the board and leaving. Well, maybe, I'll just take one of my stories off the board and disappear for a few minutes.

Do you really think that I care about red H's? A red H does not measure my work. I know when I write something good, just as I know when I write something bad.

Someone has way too much time on their hands to go through my stories and vote them down enough to remove the red H's.

I wonder what this person looks like? I wonder if it's a man or a woman? I imagine they have no life other than to remove my red H's.

Hey, I have to take a piss, do you want to hold my cock? Fucked up.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Yeah, well, what do you expect from an E-publisher. I suspect that they don't subscribe to the same publishing standards as does one of the big houses.

Nonetheless, he has my permission to give out my name and address to anyone else who wants to send me money (lol).

You use a vanity press, Lulu.com, which means you, yourself, pays to have the books published. You don't have a publisher. Or an editor.

I do, and I also have seven new books coming out this year. The two that came out last year are going into print. I know you're jealous of people who have more talent in one finger than you do in your entire body, Freddie, but sheesh, give it a break.

And about your stupid red H's, I never asked anyone to go after you. I've even told them to stop, so it must just be your lousy writing that does it.

Now go and play little boy.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ph.D

Actually, Danielle, you are incorrect, yet, again.

Lulu is not my publisher nor do I pay to have my books published. My publisher is Exoticexcursions. Lulu is one of 30 sites they use to post my books, a site my publisher told me to push because the royalties are higher.

As far as being jealous, I'm not. I know my limitations as a writer. I have no pretensions and no illusions. I like who I am.

I have bachelors degrees in both Accounting and in English. I read you have a Master's Degree in the school of Hard Knocks.

Now, if I count my school of Hard Knocks, than surely, I have a Ph.D.

So, is that a photo of you or of your mom?

Oh, and by the way, there is one thing that you should know about me, since we are having this pleasant dialogue. I don't lie. I'm honest. I take after my Dad. He was the same. There's no need for me to lie. I write enough fiction that I get out any need that I may otherwise have to lie.

So, shall I send you the link to buy my books?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Matter of fact, Danielle, if you go to my page, the one with the 250 stories without any red H's, you can see both my book covers. Down in the corner is the logo of a double E, which stands for Erotic Excursions, my publisher.

Thanks so much for your interest.

Now, if I was being published with my book hitting the newstand, I'd be more concerned about trying to get an agent and trying to get on Oprah rather than wasting my time here.

Why do you still hangout here? Did something happen in your childhood? Were you sexually abused? C'mon, everyone has a story to tell. I'm interested.

Me? I was bitten by a vampire. It's true. When I was 8 my cousin sexually abused me and then tried to murder me. I survived. I'm a survivor.

When you experience something as horrific as there, there is nothing that anyone can say or do that is worse than that.

Which explains why I write here on this erotic web site. I was one of the lucky ones. I had lots of therapy. Those who have been abused become abusers themselves or turn to alcohol and drugs. I turned to physical fitness and boxing. I was one of the lucky ones.

My talent comes from what I survived. I may not be the best writer, but I have a talent. Besides, it doesn't matter. I just love to write, Danielle. I don't have to be mean and call names. I say what I need to say in my stories.

I'll probably write 500 stories this year. From that vast amount, I'll pull out a dozen gems that I want to turn into novels. Presently, I like my stories Emma, Married too Long, and Loving Men To Make Ends Meet.

Good luck on your book. I hope you sell a million copies. Maybe, then you will find some peace and not have to be so mean to people.

Take care,

Freddie

 

[cloudy]

Both of you: Grow up.

 

[Guest]

Ah reckon if there's that much juice between you two, y'oughta start courtin'.

 

[starrkers]

OK, enough

We

Now, please stop

And just go write something.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Now, please stop

And just go write something.

You should make a challenge for both of them to write an erotic short based off your avatar.

Cuz I know I could! Woooooo nellie...

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

A write-off

A write-off, I like it.

Only should I lose, I leave and should she win, she returns (lol).

The only problem with the contest is that I am in enemy territory and would never receive a fair decision. Danielle would win by writing her name on the paper.

 

[Daniellekitten]

A write-off, I like it.

Only should I lose, I leave and should she win, she returns (lol).

The only problem with the contest is that I am in enemy territory and would never receive a fair decision. Danielle would win by writing her name on the paper.

This is something that a lot of you don't understand. I left because of the admins reluctance to take a stand and protect readers and writers. It had little to do with you.

I'm sorry, I have a wonderful fan base. I've been here for three years. Oh and the only reason I reactivated my screenname is because I heard someone was going to try to use it and write posts pretending to be me.

I'm just sick of this whole thing. Let's just bury the fucking hatchet and leave it as we can't stand each other. I'll put you on ignore, you can put me on ignore and we can live our little lives out happily. What do you say?

 

[daftsparrow]

This is something that a lot of you don't understand. I left because of the admins reluctance to take a stand and protect readers and writers. It had little to do with you.

I'm sorry, I have a wonderful fan base. I've been here for three years. Oh and the only reason I reactivated my screenname is because I heard someone was going to try to use it and write posts pretending to be me.

I'm just sick of this whole thing. Let's just bury the fucking hatchet and leave it as we can't stand each other. I'll put you on ignore, you can put me on ignore and we can live our little lives out happily. What do you say?

If you left, why are you still here?

 

[Daniellekitten]

If you left, why are you still here?

is it any of your business?

 

[daftsparrow]

is it any of your business?

Seems this is a public forum and threads are getting hijacked by you and your friend here, and you keep saying you left, but you're still here. And still complaining.
You made it my business and everybody else's.
If you've left, leave already. Otherwise get over it and contribute.

 

[Daniellekitten]

I took my stories off of this site, I still have my screen name and friends on this site as you've so callously put it. Your business is to stay out of mine. As you said, this is a public forum, so I can do as I wish.

 

[daftsparrow]

I took my stories off of this site, I still have my screen name and friends on this site as you've so callously put it. Your business is to stay out of mine. As you said, this is a public forum, so I can do as I wish.

Don't read well, either do you? I said "friend" meaning the other whining arsehole on this thread.

Your both pathetic and self obsessed.

Only came here to try and figure out what all the shit on the comments has been about. Now I know.

I'm outa here.

 

[Cyberpawz]

This topic isn't dead yet?

 

[Daniellekitten]

Very definitely dead to me.

 

[pennagirl]

Don't read well, either do you? I said "friend" meaning the other whining arsehole on this thread.

Your both pathetic and self obsessed.

Only came here to try and figure out what all the shit on the comments has been about. Now I know.

I'm outa here.

Apparently Daftsparrow can't read well either...Daniellekitten explained why she came back to the boards only.

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER -- lets all agree you're a _________(fill in the blank) .

 

[pennagirl]

Don't read well, either do you? I said "friend" meaning the other whining arsehole on this thread.

Your both pathetic and self obsessed.

Only came here to try and figure out what all the shit on the comments has been about. Now I know.

I'm outa here.

Apparently Daftsparrow can't read well either...Daniellekitten explained why she came back to the boards only.

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER -- lets all agree you're a _________(fill in the blank) .

(Oh yeah, go ahead and attack me; I don't care).