In the Garden of Light and Shadow...

Perfect presentation of perfection
Nothing is perfect, but I thank you for the sentiment. 🌷
You snooze you're second in line.

Years ago my mom shared a bit of sage advice or maybe just an observation.

"The Lord watches out for fools and drunks."

Which means most Rednecks get far more divine attention than a wise man or a teetotaler.

That protection almost makes me wish I was a Redneck and the notion of the view you described definitely makes me wish I was a very particular Redneck. 😈

Cheers
Reading is fundamental. Thank you. ❀️

P.S. I found your Redneck's brother.
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Why do you strive so hard for first place beneath me? Is it for fear of sloppy seconds? Because you're far from sloppy and always memorable. 😘

And your Momma was right.. though I wonder what Redneck Guardian Angels did to deserve such a hardworking placement.

It's a wonder I am still breathing with some of the idiotic stunts on my earlier life. But having an Angel like you looking at me might make that trip to Heaven very agreeable!! πŸ˜‰πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‘πŸ˜ˆ
πŸ˜† Were you such a reckless youngster? As for angels, I'm more of somewhere in between. Singed wings with a halo held up by horns.
I would camp outside your window if I lived closer.. That wouldn't upset your man would it??
It probably would..and would probably bother me, too. Lol
Despite the early disturbance, it’s very kind of you to get a little behind in their work....
Too bad they don’t have the perspective to appreciate it, but we certainly do.
Someone has to be at the ready to call 911. It's a civic duty that must be completed, even before getting dressed. Lol
Oh my... where to start on this one... your ass looks divine, the whole stting of the picture is perfect. It so invites me to stand behind you and look out the window with you. Hand slightly resting on your hip.
You are a true beauty and an artist!
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Nothing is perfect, but I thank you for the sentiment. 🌷

Why do you strive so hard for first place beneath me? Is it for fear of sloppy seconds? Because you're far from sloppy and always memorable. 😘

And your Momma was right.. though I wonder what Redneck Guardian Angels did to deserve such a hardworking placement.


πŸ˜† Were you such a reckless youngster? As for angels, I'm more of somewhere in between. Singed wings with a halo held up by horns.

It probably would..and would probably bother me, too. Lol

Someone has to be at the ready to call 911. It's a civic duty that must be completed, even before getting dressed. Lol

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Perfection is in the eyes of the beholder.
 
Why do you strive so hard for first place beneath me? Is it for fear of sloppy seconds? Because you're far from sloppy and always memorable. 😘

And your Momma was right.. though I wonder what Redneck Guardian Angels did to deserve such a hardworking placement.
I appreciate that you went straight to a sexual motivation however the truth is not nearly that exciting. We old guys forget things sometimes and if I don't leave a comment right away I might never leave one. I'd prefer not to be memorable in that way.

And sloppy seconds? I've read your threads long enough to know if you don't queue quickly you're quickly sloppy double digits. Not to imply you're a loose woman JAF. Just pointing out how often a line seems to form after one of your posts. Wait, that still sounds like I'm implying you're a loose woman. Oh look... Squirrel!

That's easy, the Guardian Angels are the Rednecks that defied the stereotype type. There are exceptions to every rule and those few get wings as a booby prize, especially if they said "Hold my beer" just before proving they were an exception.

Cheers
 
The sun has barely crested the treeline when the neighbors fired up their tractor. It's not an unusual practice, but then I heard a chainsaw start up. Well... I had to go look. OSHA would not have approved. There was a ladder being lifted in the front bucket of the tractor with a man scrambling to the top of it with a chainsaw. Rednecks must have some of the hardest working guardian angels, y'all.

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Watching
She stood
No fear of being watched
She lay her fears bare
As the chain saw bellowed
It's hooting calls
 
I appreciate that you went straight to a sexual motivation however the truth is not nearly that exciting. We old guys forget things sometimes and if I don't leave a comment right away I might never leave one. I'd prefer not to be memorable in that way.

And sloppy seconds? I've read your threads long enough to know if you don't queue quickly you're quickly sloppy double digits. Not to imply you're a loose woman JAF. Just pointing out how often a line seems to form after one of your posts. Wait, that still sounds like I'm implying you're a loose woman. Oh look... Squirrel!

That's easy, the Guardian Angels are the Rednecks that defied the stereotype type. There are exceptions to every rule and those few get wings as a booby prize, especially if they said "Hold my beer" just before proving they were an exception.

Cheers
You are the only person to ever call me "loose" AND you did it twice within the same paragraph! I should be mad at you... especially since the truth is much less fun than your fictitious version of me. 😝

You always have an answer for everything... and I like this hairbrained line of thinking.
Watching
She stood
No fear of being watched
She lay her fears bare
As the chain saw bellowed
It's hooting calls
A poem of nudity and chainsaws.. it should be a masterpiece of our age! 😁
Lovely thread
Thank you!
 
I know not
what apothecary
pulled from
their vials
and their stores
this potent chemistry
between you and I
but I am thankful
their drugs are quick
and I hope
to never wake
from this halcyon daze.
--Kirk Diedrich


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The curvaceousness
She displayed
To his sheer dismay
A treat for the mind
Soothing his soul
His voyeurism abides
As he satisfies
His lustfilled eyes
 
I know not
what apothecary
pulled from
their vials
and their stores
this potent chemistry
between you and I
but I am thankful
their drugs are quick
and I hope
to never wake
from this halcyon daze.
--Kirk Diedrich
Bend and stretch, reach for the sky. And you know what I mean when I say "sky" right JAF? *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*

And while you're reaching I'll imitate your man Kirk...

β€œHer sweet soft skin,
her gentle curves
are the warm, safe home
my hands deserve.”

Cheers
 
I know not
what apothecary
pulled from
their vials
and their stores
this potent chemistry
between you and I
but I am thankful
their drugs are quick
and I hope
to never wake
from this halcyon daze.
--Kirk Diedrich
Huey Lewis sang it well ...

I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
I want a new drug
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red


One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you


But I think your version of the potion between us would be worth staying in for the weekend and see what pops up.πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😈😘
 
What a glorious ass!!!
Why thank you, I use it for sitting. πŸ€ͺ
The curvaceousness
She displayed
To his sheer dismay
A treat for the mind
Soothing his soul
His voyeurism abides
As he satisfies
His lustfilled eyes
πŸ’–
I may be a card carrying redneck, but I'd much rather come up behind you as you gaze out the window than be on a ladder.
πŸ˜† So, can you a test to the theory of Redneck's having better guardian angels?
Bend and stretch, reach for the sky. And you know what I mean when I say "sky" right JAF? *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*

And while you're reaching I'll imitate your man Kirk...

β€œHer sweet soft skin,
her gentle curves
are the warm, safe home
my hands deserve.”

Cheers
Look at you, researching the poets I frequent. I need to find a few new ones to keep you on your toes with.
Huey Lewis sang it well ...

I want a new drug
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
I want a new drug
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red


One that won't make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you


But I think your version of the potion between us would be worth staying in for the weekend and see what pops up.πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😈😘
πŸ₯° And now that song is stuck in my head. Damnit!
It's a little sad to see such a well spoken soul dwindled down to just one word.
 
Why thank you, I use it for sitting. πŸ€ͺ

πŸ’–

πŸ˜† So, can you a test to the theory of Redneck's having better guardian angels?

Look at you, researching the poets I frequent. I need to find a few new ones to keep you on your toes with.

πŸ₯° And now that song is stuck in my head. Damnit!

It's a little sad to see such a well spoken soul dwindled down to just one word.
You are welcome to use my face as a chair!!!
 
It's a little sad to see such a well spoken soul dwindled down to just one word.
I had not had my coffee yet and warmed up;

Gorgeous
Attractive
Sexy
Stunning
Beautiful
Ravishing
Exquisite
Glorious
Magnificent
Hot πŸ”₯
Comely
Pretty
Good-looking
Aesthetic
Fetching
Desirable
Alluring
Radiant
Luscious
Seductive
Appealing
Bonny
Resplendent
Foxy 🦊
Photogenic
Arresting
Striking
Nubile
Pulchritudinous
 
so peaceful here, as well....if i could make a wish....i would want to be the sun that warms you so i could watch you open your precious petals every morning.....and to be the rain that runs deep in the soil that supports you so that your roots would run deep to quench your thirst
 
I had not had my coffee yet and warmed up;

Gorgeous
Attractive
Sexy
Stunning
Beautiful
Ravishing
Exquisite
Glorious
Magnificent
Hot πŸ”₯
Comely
Pretty
Good-looking
Aesthetic
Fetching
Desirable
Alluring
Radiant
Luscious
Seductive
Appealing
Bonny
Resplendent
Foxy 🦊
Photogenic
Arresting
Striking
Nubile
Pulchritudinous
...okay, ya walking Thesaurus. πŸ€ͺ
Awwe ... I guess I need to find a way to get a different rhythm going between us. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ˆ
Oh, my.... *in George Takei's voice.*
Such a lovely photo. You inspired me with this series... and I bought Diedrich's book.
You did?! Wonderful! You should also buy Michael Faudet's Pretty Little Things.
 
Look at you, researching the poets I frequent. I need to find a few new ones to keep you on your toes with.
I wouldn't say I researched your poets. It was a quick Google like when I researched the last restaurant I visited. In both cases I skimmed the highlights and picked something. Actually, I guess I researched the restaurant more because I looked at Google and Yelp reviews but only Goodreads results for the poetry.

Even that short skim shows you have an excellent taste in poets, your thread proves you have an eye for photography and I know you're a cook.

A true Renaissance Woman.

Cheers
 
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