In the Garden of Light and Shadow...

The sun has barely crested the treeline when the neighbors fired up their tractor. It's not an unusual practice, but then I heard a chainsaw start up. Well... I had to go look. OSHA would not have approved. There was a ladder being lifted in the front bucket of the tractor with a man scrambling to the top of it with a chainsaw. Rednecks must have some of the hardest working guardian angels, y'all.

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Grrrrrr
 
...there lives a little flower. She likes to play with the dancing of light and shadow, and sometimes, even colors. She only responds playfully and at length to polite and respectful comments, whereas, rude ones will be reprimanded.

Yep, it's me, again.
I turn 40 in 20 days, y'all. Not really sure how I feel about it...๐Ÿ˜…



It's never a good idea to reward bad behavior, it'll only encourage more of it, but I didn't want the Peeping Tom to be too disappointed.
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I call BS on being 40!
 
My hair is a mess and lipstick keeps smudging, so much for first date impressions. But I guess it's better for him to find out I'm a mess now, rather than later.


Y'all... guess what? I kept my clothes on for once! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
The lipstick would have been worn totally off though .... ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ˆ
 
My hair is a mess and lipstick keeps smudging, so much for first date impressions. But I guess it's better for him to find out I'm a mess now, rather than later.


Y'all... guess what? I kept my clothes on for once! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Yeah, would be horrible if you blew it on the first date. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

I meant the first impression of what a genteel, kind and proper lady you are JAF. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

I actually read the last line incorrectly during my first perusal of your post. I read it as...

Y'all guess what I kept my clothes on for once?

I was going to reply...

Splatter guard?
Because black hides wet spots better?
Because he's finishing a hat trick and you wanted to hide most of the evidence?

Good thing I went back, read your comment properly and didn't type something I might regret, right?

Cheers
 
And pardon me for being distracted by your lips and dress so I didnโ€™t notice that youโ€™ve come quite prepared for a good time. ๐Ÿ˜
 
Knock 'em dead! โค๏ธ
If only it wasn't a figment of my imagination. ๐Ÿ˜…
Kissing! You have to kiss on the first date. How do you know if you want a second date? Good kisser = another date~!
Okay, plausible... but we're talking lip kisses, right?
Why the excellent meal that I bought for you ... Were you thinking something else??? I think I'm thought of as way too easy around here ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’‹
Oh, my.. and what did you bring? Thick bratwurst for me to wrap my lips around? ๐Ÿ’‹ And well... you're a little easy.. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Yeah, would be horrible if you blew it on the first date. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

I meant the first impression of what a genteel, kind and proper lady you are JAF. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

I actually read the last line incorrectly during my first perusal of your post. I read it as...

Y'all guess what I kept my clothes on for once?

I was going to reply...

Splatter guard?
Because black hides wet spots better?
Because he's finishing a hat trick and you wanted to hide most of the evidence?

Good thing I went back, read your comment properly and didn't type something I might regret, right?

Cheers
Oh, good lord!! Polka dots would help to hide splatter marks... but no! I behaved and think I did an excellent job of looking innocent enough.
Lipstick and polka dots? Yes, maโ€™am ๐Ÿ˜

And pardon me for being distracted by your lips and dress so I didnโ€™t notice that youโ€™ve come quite prepared for a good time. ๐Ÿ˜
In that case, should I flash my polka dot swim suit next? ๐Ÿ˜‰

And just because it's a first date doesn't mean I can't enjoy myself if things go south him. ๐Ÿ˜
 
If it's a first date impression, it probably should start with clothes on. You don't want to send the wrong impression.

Like that you can't afford clothes.

Or that you are willing to spill fondue directly on your skin.

Beautiful picture (and all the synonyms too)
 
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