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Humming "do ya think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know.
Then break out in a loud voice singing....
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Come on sugar let me know.
Then break out in a loud voice singing....
Saltfountain
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Sexy? How are we defining that? On a purely physical response level, or are we talking emotional engagement?
I'm really glad you asked that question, because it's a subject I find fascinating! Here, read one of these pamphlets I wrote and self published on that very subject...
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(I'm going back to my masterbaturium now)
I have no words to reply to that.
Saltfountain
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I have some other leaflets that may help with that...
UnquietDreams
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JSTOR and chill?
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You need to take my cock out of your mouth when you try to speak, sweetcheeks
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Ok I think you win on this one. I am trying my hardest to be cute and am failing.
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That was your cock? Sorry, my mistake...
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It may be small but... Well, there's no but
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Is it sonic?
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Oh goody! Another SNES nerd!
Trubbycat
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Actually it's Doctor Who...
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Dr Whom?
UnquietDreams
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Is it bigger on the inside?
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Just the one? What color is it? How many studs? Is it the jointed one?
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Ohhh. Oh, look. This stud finder beeps so loud pointed at me
Saltfountain
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*whispers in his ear*
You're holding a smoke alarm, and it needs a new battery...
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What's your opinion on a dirty mouth? Cuz I didn't brush my teeth today
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Hi. Do you still use a ribbon on your typewriter?
Saltfountain
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You're fine. My rule of life is they need more teeth than fingers, and you just about qualify...
Only to floss @Chloe_Harper's remaining teeth
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((Pulls up folder of dick pics on the phone))
Which of these matches what you have closest?
Which of these matches what you have closest?
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I see you're pansexual, wanna come back to check my Le Creuset?
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Wanna see my large van with tinted windows?
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