Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Otis_Ravelli]

Would you lie back and open your mouth if I told you I was a dentist?

 

[Trubbycat]

Wanna play the taste game?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna play the taste game?

Maybe we play I spy.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Maybe we play I spy.

Hey baby, is that a potato in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

...it's a banana? Well heck

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you know the Ghostbusters?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Do you know the Ghostbusters?

You want to call them to join in?

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Honestly, you are almost handsome ...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Honestly, you are almost handsome ...

I would blush a little taking that as the sweetest thing I heard all day

 

[Trubbycat]

I can go for minutes.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I can go for minutes.

Mmm....
So like 2?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can go for minutes.

Mmm....
So like 2?

Dang at my age I need at least an hour with a stretching and potty break in the middle.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dang at my age I need at least an hour with a stretching and potty break in the middle.

Maybe he meant his orgasm is minutes....
Foreplay can last forever in my book....

 

[Trubbycat]

Foreplay, Fiveplay, Sixplay...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Foreplay, Fiveplay, Sixplay...

Alll. The way. Play. Play. Play.

 

[Spanky1372]

Oh you're so handsome, oh sorry my mistake, wrong glasses

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm so tired of jerking myself off. Can you help me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

((Holds up a bag with a picture of my ex)) mind wearing this over your head?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm so tired of jerking myself off. Can you help me?

Yes .

 

[JackKingOff]

You do me, i will do you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You do me, i will do you.

Deal.
Will you please wash your hands first .

 

[JackKingOff]

Deal.
Will you please wash your hands first .

I will wash what ever you want me to wash.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I will wash what ever you want me to wash.

Even the stove and windows?
Cause that's sexy as hell...

 

[SWR101]

Stove yes, baseboards yes, but I don’t do windows, only Macs

 

[Bassytian]

I've got a knot in my lap, care to sit on it?

 

[Play2nite]

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