Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Coyote100]

Don't get any pussy juice on my leather sofa.

 

[babydoll235]

Do Coyotes have pubes?

 

[Lemmetri]

You want a jiffy lube?

 

[Bassytian]

How about "Jiffy" peanut butter instead? Why do I feel like I'm going to hell for that one?

 

[Japansurfer]

Your clothes look great on you - they would look even better on my floor

 

[Drinkmein]

You wanna cum or just watch me cum

 

[JackKingOff]

I wanna make you cum.

 

[Photog1rl]

Can you do more than jack off?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Hi your smile makes me all tingly in my brain do you think I need to go to the hospital

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

 

[Biggalute]

I've got a new library card, would you like yo see it?

 

[Lemmetri]

Do you know what would look good on you? "Me"

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Marry me and my other husbands. You can be brother husbands

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you know, ew. Spelled backwards is we.
Kinda like.... Ew. We. Ew..we ew... Ain't you purdy.....

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Go over yonder with me by that there cow feild. We can tip some cows after we fuck.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Go over yonder with me by that there cow feild. We can tip some cows after we fuck.

I thought the cow tipping would be foreplay?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

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See, that would actually work on me though

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wanna swish your tongue through my tooth hole?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna swish your tongue through my tooth hole?

Do you think my partial will fall out if I do?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Do you think my partial will fall out if I do?

More fun if it does.

 

[dawn_of_night]

More fun if it does.

How do you feel about cleaning the shower while, we do the slippery nipplely....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

How do you feel about cleaning the shower while, we do the slippery nipplely....

I’ll get the grime off the shower and then I know a dirty girl who’s going to get thoroughly cleaned !

((Hmm … this isn’t that incompetent!))

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’ll get the grime off the shower and then I know a dirty girl who’s going to get thoroughly cleaned !

((Hmm … this isn’t that incompetent!))

I mean ... Depends on how much of a germaphobe your partner is ....

I for one hate cleaning the shower.... Anyhow....

Once we're clean, wanna go tiptoe through the tulips??

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I mean ... Depends on how much of a germaphobe your partner is ....

I for one hate cleaning the shower.... Anyhow....

Once we're clean, wanna go tiptoe through the tulips??

That means a toe-job on your pussy, right? I read about that. Gimme a sec and I’ll look it up and learn all about it.

 

[Bassytian]

You know, I can fill this empty soda can here with I climax.