Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

I can go for minutes.

Mmm....
So like 2?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can go for minutes.

Mmm....
So like 2?

Dang at my age I need at least an hour with a stretching and potty break in the middle.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dang at my age I need at least an hour with a stretching and potty break in the middle.

Maybe he meant his orgasm is minutes....
Foreplay can last forever in my book....

 

[Trubbycat]

Foreplay, Fiveplay, Sixplay...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Foreplay, Fiveplay, Sixplay...

Alll. The way. Play. Play. Play.

 

[Spanky1372]

Oh you're so handsome, oh sorry my mistake, wrong glasses

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm so tired of jerking myself off. Can you help me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

((Holds up a bag with a picture of my ex)) mind wearing this over your head?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm so tired of jerking myself off. Can you help me?

Yes .

 

[JackKingOff]

You do me, i will do you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You do me, i will do you.

Deal.
Will you please wash your hands first .

 

[JackKingOff]

Deal.
Will you please wash your hands first .

I will wash what ever you want me to wash.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I will wash what ever you want me to wash.

Even the stove and windows?
Cause that's sexy as hell...

 

[SWR101]

Stove yes, baseboards yes, but I don’t do windows, only Macs

 

[Bassytian]

I've got a knot in my lap, care to sit on it?

 

[Play2nite]

***

 

[dawn_of_night]

Stove yes, baseboards yes, but I don’t do windows, only Macs

So? You're the MacDaddy??

 

[SWR101]

So? You're the MacDaddy??

I’ve been known by… many names…

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’ve been known by… many names…

You can call me Tater Salad.....

 

[Photog1rl]

You can call me Tater Salad.....

Would Spuds MacKenzie do?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Would Spuds MacKenzie do?

You can call me whatever want as long as Its not later for..... Dinner...

 

[JackKingOff]

You can call me whatever want as long as Its not later for..... Dinner...

You better not be late! I am hungry and your are dinner!

 

[dawn_of_night]

You better not be late! I am hungry and your are dinner!

Ditto.

And dessert!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Deal.
Will you please wash your hands first .

I will wash what ever you want me to wash.

 

[Shenanigans90]

@Kitty_so_frisky can I stroke your kitty?

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