Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Sunlover101]

Ohohhh mums home quick. Hide under there.

 

[SmokingFap]

I want you to have my babies. So could you just watch them for me for a couple hours?

 

[Coyote100]

My god! What a misleading avatar!

 

[Kraken_96]

My god! What a misleading avatar!

 

[CuriousJInLA]

Kraken huh? Need a release?

 

[Jordan90]

I'm so sorry for spilling all over you. Let me just help pat you dry...

 

[Photog1rl]

Yes, I do need another drink. Thanks for offering.

 

[Taegul]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[Drinkmein]

I all my teeth.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Ever consider whitening toothpaste?

 

[willlph]

Your Marlboro breath really turns me on

 

[JackKingOff]

I dont smoke, it is all natural

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Then you won't mind my tobacco yellowed teeth!

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m pretty sure I smell good. Want a sniff?

 

[sexymanfun]

I want to skull fuck you

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's fine, but first do you want to see my pet rock collection?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can you bring your pet rock collection over so we can play with them?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I got some rocks you can play with.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh boy, i sure hope they're full of surprises!
Should I bring a friend?
Maybe some Kraft cheese singles and oyster crackers....

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I hear eating pineapples helps sweeten everything, I've been eating them all week, interested in confirming the theory?

 

[Photog1rl]

I hear eating pineapples helps sweeten everything, I've been eating them all week, interested in confirming the theory?

Is there any pineapple left for the pizza?

 

[Biggalute]

Is there any pineapple left for the pizza?

Wanna see my pineapple ring trick?

 

[Drinkmein]

Are you thirsty

 

[Kraken_96]

Are you thirsty

Are you a tall glass of water?

 

[Drinkmein]

How’s your oral health