Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

Stove yes, baseboards yes, but I don’t do windows, only Macs

So? You're the MacDaddy??

 

[SWR101]

So? You're the MacDaddy??

I’ve been known by… many names…

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’ve been known by… many names…

You can call me Tater Salad.....

 

[Photog1rl]

You can call me Tater Salad.....

Would Spuds MacKenzie do?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Would Spuds MacKenzie do?

You can call me whatever want as long as Its not later for..... Dinner...

 

[JackKingOff]

You can call me whatever want as long as Its not later for..... Dinner...

You better not be late! I am hungry and your are dinner!

 

[dawn_of_night]

You better not be late! I am hungry and your are dinner!

Ditto.

And dessert!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Deal.
Will you please wash your hands first .

I will wash what ever you want me to wash.

 

[Shenanigans90]

@Kitty_so_frisky can I stroke your kitty?

https://imgur.com/a/H7ozXR3

 

[Coyote100]

Don't get any pussy juice on my leather sofa.

 

[babydoll235]

Do Coyotes have pubes?

 

[Lemmetri]

You want a jiffy lube?

 

[Bassytian]

How about "Jiffy" peanut butter instead? Why do I feel like I'm going to hell for that one?

 

[Japansurfer]

Your clothes look great on you - they would look even better on my floor

 

[Drinkmein]

You wanna cum or just watch me cum

 

[JackKingOff]

I wanna make you cum.

 

[Photog1rl]

Can you do more than jack off?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Hi your smile makes me all tingly in my brain do you think I need to go to the hospital

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

 

[Biggalute]

I've got a new library card, would you like yo see it?

 

[Lemmetri]

Do you know what would look good on you? "Me"

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Marry me and my other husbands. You can be brother husbands

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did you know, ew. Spelled backwards is we.
Kinda like.... Ew. We. Ew..we ew... Ain't you purdy.....

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Go over yonder with me by that there cow feild. We can tip some cows after we fuck.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Go over yonder with me by that there cow feild. We can tip some cows after we fuck.

I thought the cow tipping would be foreplay?