Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Sexy_Singer]

Wet wipe?

 

[Drinkmein]

I won the spelling be in middle school.

 

[sexymanfun]

I love the wizard of Oz

 

[Shenanigans90]

We can go back to my place because my parents go to bed at 9:00.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Ok

 

[Drinkmein]

I have a gas station condom.

 

[Lemmetri]

Cool I have one in my wallet

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you think Saran wrap would work???

 

[Sappho_CGN]

The lady beside me? My mom ...

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Your mom is pretty hot.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So. A witch, a wizard, and a warlock ....

 

[lavendersilk]

Where are the lion and wardrobe? I was promised more.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So a mollusk and a sea Anemone are out surfing the turf...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hi...

 

[Curvyscotswoman]

Blue is my least favourite colour

 

[Sappho_CGN]

The man beside me? My psychiatrist

 

[AlwaysDancing]

The man beside me? My psychiatrist

Oh nice. Couples therapy on the first date is just being proactive.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you see that.....
Yea me either....
Guess you can't be that bad.

 

[Drinkmein]

Hey baby. I just lowered my A1C.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yay! Let's celebrate with syrup shots

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yay! Let's celebrate with syrup shots

I just happen to have a large bottle of Robitussin!

 

[Bassytian]

Hey babe, I've reactivated my Netflix account

 

[TomTeacher19]

I snagged an illegal second ballot and voted for both Harris and Trump.

 

[SWR101]

I’m voting for RFK Jr….

 

[tallladiesman]

Who is RFKjr?