Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

Visa or Mastercard?

Just run it through the slot.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Just run it through the slot.

Hold on....Let me strap it on!

 

[Bassytian]

Just run it through the slot.

Nice! What else can I run through the slot?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hold on....Let me strap it on!

Just remember the pancake dance. We have to flip!

Nice! What else can I run through the slot?

Let’s try a few things and discover what works and what gets stuck.

 

[Bassytian]

Let’s try a few things and discover what works and what gets stuck.

If you ask me, if it gets stuck, it works.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If you ask me, if it gets stuck, it works.

Amen.

 

[SmokingFap]

Hey, could you take a look at this and see if it looks infected to you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So, if it works, you can do it?
Right?
Like the water boy?
You'll do it right?
Like Mike?
You're gonna do it, right?
....
Right?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So, if it works, you can do it?
Right?
Like the water boy?
You'll do it right?
Like Mike?
You're gonna do it, right?
....
Right?

Do it .. do it do it do it ri-i-ight!
I got my mind set on you!

 

[SmokingFap]

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you put this bag over your head?

 

[SmokingFap]

And I'm not picking on you, @AlwaysDancing.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do it .. do it do it do it ri-i-ight!
I got my mind set on you!

So I recorded a new song....
You wanna hear it?
It's probably better for the mute or deaf.... But I mean it might be alright...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

So I recorded a new song....
You wanna hear it?
It's probably better for the mute or deaf.... But I mean it might be alright...

Oh. In the style of deaf leopard.

I’ll pour some sugar on ya. You’re gonna look like a soggy frosted flake when I’m done!!

Isn’t that grrrrrreat?

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you a plumber cause I need my drain snaked.

 

[SmokingFap]

God gave you a beautiful smile, but I think it was the other guy who gave you those tits...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Everytime I look at you I just want to touch myself

 

[SmokingFap]

(Sorry, I gotta get these down before I forget them.)

What is that perfume you're wearing? Eau de Starkist?

Would you like a hunchback rub?

Your spirit animal must be a hairy mole.

 

[SmokingFap]

Wanna go back to your place? They're spraying mine for leprosy.

 

[SmokingFap]

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like hell.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like hell.

I quit smoking but u still suck

 

[SmokingFap]

You have the cutest chins.

 

[kathyisgr65]

You have the cutest chins.

Hahaha
U wanna suck my...chins... nope

Im drunk and still no

 

[NewEng]

Turn round, I want to see your face. Oh, that is your face!

 

[Coyote100]

Ðamn, I hate cold weather.

 

[37_ttej]

Haven't we done this before?
Hey, down boy!
Don't sniff my crotch.
And no humping my leg either!