Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Ever consider whitening toothpaste?

 

[willlph]

Your Marlboro breath really turns me on

 

[JackKingOff]

I dont smoke, it is all natural

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Then you won't mind my tobacco yellowed teeth!

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m pretty sure I smell good. Want a sniff?

 

[sexymanfun]

I want to skull fuck you

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's fine, but first do you want to see my pet rock collection?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Can you bring your pet rock collection over so we can play with them?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I got some rocks you can play with.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh boy, i sure hope they're full of surprises!
Should I bring a friend?
Maybe some Kraft cheese singles and oyster crackers....

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I hear eating pineapples helps sweeten everything, I've been eating them all week, interested in confirming the theory?

 

[Photog1rl]

I hear eating pineapples helps sweeten everything, I've been eating them all week, interested in confirming the theory?

Is there any pineapple left for the pizza?

 

[Biggalute]

Is there any pineapple left for the pizza?

Wanna see my pineapple ring trick?

 

[Drinkmein]

Are you thirsty

 

[Kraken_96]

Are you thirsty

Are you a tall glass of water?

 

[Drinkmein]

How’s your oral health

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Would you lie back and open your mouth if I told you I was a dentist?

 

[Trubbycat]

Wanna play the taste game?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna play the taste game?

Maybe we play I spy.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Maybe we play I spy.

Hey baby, is that a potato in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

...it's a banana? Well heck

 

[dawn_of_night]

Do you know the Ghostbusters?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Do you know the Ghostbusters?

You want to call them to join in?

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Honestly, you are almost handsome ...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Honestly, you are almost handsome ...

I would blush a little taking that as the sweetest thing I heard all day

 

[Trubbycat]

I can go for minutes.