Inspection

[Homburg]

**twitch**

Forget the cold water...i just need to move to Alaska if you keep this up...

**giggles**

**blush**

Hmm, Alaska is too far away. Perhaps... Virginia? We have AC, and other distractions...

*grins*

 

[sexycaz22]

*fans herself...*

Wow, that was awesome! Glad to know that "v" liked the inspection!

That was a good inspection for your first time, Homburg and I would love to be explored like that, by someone....*sighs*

Extremely jealous here!

And thank you very much, for sharing the inmate details, I appreciate it.

Caz

I told her, "I think we will start with an inspection this evening. Clothes-" and I gestured off to the side. She complied with admirable quickness. She asked what an inspection was, and I curtly replied "Exactly what it sounds like. Position, please."* Again, she complied with alacrity, clasping her hands to the back of her neck and spreading her legs just a bit.

I began by walking around her and simply looking. Usually, this would make her nervous, as she has body image issues, but my remote tone and the air of objectification was obviously having a different sort of affect on her. It was not long before I could actually smell her arousal. After satisfying my urge visually, I began to brusquely and coolly lift and handle various areas. I handled each breast, tested for firmness and worked the nipples a bit. It was interesting to do so in a manner expressly not for pleasure.**

I moved on to her backside after this, handling her ass in a simlar brusque and abrupt fashion, lifting the buttocks, spreading them, etc. My touch is most commonly soft and gentle, or hard and grasping, but always warm. This was entirely different, almost clinical. From my vantage, I could see her outer labia glistening with excitement.

Finally, I inspected her obviously aroused sex. Prodding, rough, and unfriendly are all useful descriptives for my handling of it. It mattered not at all, as she was extremely excited by then, and ready for anything I might offer.

I then decided that I'd had enough (it took 10-15 minutes or so) had her move to the foot of the bed and assume a different position, where the crop would be useful for something other than a prodding and testing devise...



I'd actually expected nervousness, but she surprised me with extreme arousal. I'd assumed that she would be embarrassed, feel degraded, but instead it was brilliantly liberating for her. She adored it, and ate it up. This is a perfectly acceptable response in my book. I don't care whether she is emarrassed and degraded by it, or elated and loving it. I want to evoke strong emotions and reactions. Pain, pleasure, orgasm, tears, all are worthwhile so long as they are strong.

And I attempted to maintain the same clinical tone here that I took when we did the inspection, so no sensual writing here. I hope this was what you were looking for caz =)



* - (Yes, I said please, but it was in the same manner as a police officer telling you "Please get out of the car". unfriendly. It makes obvious that the noun 'position' was a command to attain the position.)

** - (To be honest, I put myself in the same mindset I used as a youth examining horses with my grandfather. I did all but lift her feet to check her hooves. Yes, I opened her mouth and checked her teeth. It was beautifully degrading.)

 

[HottieMama]

Hmm, Alaska is too far away. Perhaps... Virginia? We have AC, and other distractions...

*grins*

Hmmm...Virginia...not too far from my old stomping grounds of Philly...Hmmmm....very interesting... **giggles**


It is however even further away from my Daddy...which would suck hardcore.

 

[Homburg]

*fans herself...*

Wow, that was awesome! Glad to know that "v" liked the inspection!

That was a good inspection for your first time, Homburg and I would love to be explored like that, by someone....*sighs*

Extremely jealous here!

And thank you very much, for sharing the inmate details, I appreciate it.

Caz

I'm very glad you liked it, sweetheart. If you ever make it out for some rope work maybe we'll see about what we can see...

*sets crop and gloves by the rope bag*

 

[Homburg]

Hmmm...Virginia...not too far from my old stomping grounds of Philly...Hmmmm....very interesting... **giggles**


It is however even further away from my Daddy...which would suck hardcore.

Booo, all the cool people are too far away.

Philly was interesting. The last time I drove through, every billboard was advertising either a 24-hour detox center or a paternity test clinic. Such a great comment on the City of Brotherly Love...

 

[HottieMama]

Booo, all the cool people are too far away.

Philly was interesting. The last time I drove through, every billboard was advertising either a 24-hour detox center or a paternity test clinic. Such a great comment on the City of Brotherly Love...

HEY NOW!!!!!! i might like you and all..but don't be ragging on Philly... That's HOME. i lived there for 25 yrs and would LOVE to go back. Like any major city it has its' issues...but we overlook those.

 

[Homburg]

HEY NOW!!!!!! i might like you and all..but don't be ragging on Philly... That's HOME. i lived there for 25 yrs and would LOVE to go back. Like any major city it has its' issues...but we overlook those.

*looks innocent*

It's not a comment on Philly per se, just on how it is presented on that particular stretch of major interstate. I'm sure Philly has something more going than heroin-addicted babies on billboards asking "Are you my daddy?".

Course I say that and then my friends from Philly like to talk about how many cares were stolen from them, how many houses were broken into, but Philly is awesome and I better not talk about it!

There must be something in the water there =P

 

[Chris_Xavier]

Get your ass over here then.. because if I have to come to you, it will be worse for you.

The time for note taking is long over.

It is time to put into practical use all that which you have learned. I'll be your willing test subject.

 

[HottieMama]

*looks innocent*

It's not a comment on Philly per se, just on how it is presented on that particular stretch of major interstate. I'm sure Philly has something more going than heroin-addicted babies on billboards asking "Are you my daddy?".

Course I say that and then my friends from Philly like to talk about how many cares were stolen from them, how many houses were broken into, but Philly is awesome and I better not talk about it!

There must be something in the water there =P

Yep..that's it..the water...and the friggin' cheesesteaks!!!!

 

[Homburg]

Yep..that's it..the water...and the friggin' cheesesteaks!!!!

Alright, I'm going to get some flak for this, but the whole idea of Cheese Whiz on a cheese steak just violently squicks me. I don't care how official it is. Ick ick ick. CheeseWhiz is like the cheap red hot dog of the cheese world. It's the dairy equivalent of 'lips and assholes'.

 

[reignophelia]

Alright, I'm going to get some flak for this, but the whole idea of Cheese Whiz on a cheese steak just violently squicks me. I don't care how official it is. Ick ick ick. CheeseWhiz is like the cheap red hot dog of the cheese world. It's the dairy equivalent of 'lips and assholes'.

I'm just passing by and I hear someone talking about CheeseWhiz.

I always know when CheeseWhiz is being mentioned. It's my sixth sense...

Yeah that stuff is gross. I'm totally against orange or yellow cheese. I love cheese, I love real cheese. Maybe I'm just a purist or a cheese Nazi.

CheeseWhiz is an abomination!

 

[HottieMama]

Alright, I'm going to get some flak for this, but the whole idea of Cheese Whiz on a cheese steak just violently squicks me. I don't care how official it is. Ick ick ick. CheeseWhiz is like the cheap red hot dog of the cheese world. It's the dairy equivalent of 'lips and assholes'.

i

NO

LONGER

LIKE

YOU!

Have you ever had Scrapple, Homburg?

 

[Homburg]

Yeah that stuff is gross. I'm totally against orange or yellow cheese. I love cheese, I love real cheese. Maybe I'm just a purist or a cheese Nazi.

Well, I've had some cheddars that rocked, but my favourite cheddars are white ones.

Cheese Whiz causes intestinal distress, and violent taste bud distress as well.

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i

NO

LONGER

LIKE

YOU!

Have you ever had Scrapple, Homburg?

Yes, I have, and you don't really mean that.

Did I mention that I was born near Pittsburgh? Wanna talk Polack food? Slavic chow? Pierogies? Kielbasa? Cabbage on every plate? Great! Just not Cheese Whiz.

You can forgive this, baby. It's a soft limit, I can tell.

 

[HottieMama]

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Yes, I have, and you don't really mean that.

Did I mention that I was born near Pittsburgh? Wanna talk Polack food? Slavic chow? Pierogies? Kielbasa? Cabbage on every plate? Great! Just not Cheese Whiz.

You can forgive this, baby. It's a soft limit, I can tell.

Mmmhhhhmmmmmmm pierogies... i went to an all girls private High School that was part of a convent... i also used to work in the convent after school answering phones and sorting mail and what have you. It was an order of Polish nuns, and the smells coming from thier kitchen were always interesting to say the least... i'm not a fan of cabbage due to the previously mentioned intestinal distress but pierogies and kielbasa are YUMMY!!!

**sniffle** i guess i can forgive you...maybe...if you're a good boy... **giggle**

 

[Homburg]

Mmmhhhhmmmmmmm pierogies... i went to an all girls private High School that was part of a convent... i also used to work in the convent after school answering phones and sorting mail and what have you. It was an order of Polish nuns, and the smells coming from thier kitchen were always interesting to say the least... i'm not a fan of cabbage due to the previously mentioned intestinal distress but pierogies and kielbasa are YUMMY!!!

**sniffle** i guess i can forgive you...maybe...if you're a good boy... **giggle**

I am always a good boy. Honest. *pervs on the Catholic school girl thing*

My mom brought home some fresh-made kielbasa from the hometown butcher last time she went home. She gave us like 3lbs worth. I love my mom.

Luckily, "v" has taken the time to learn a number of those recipes. Unfortunately my diet is not friendly to such lovely carby things like pierogies...

 

[HottieMama]

I am always a good boy. Honest. *pervs on the Catholic school girl thing*

My mom brought home some fresh-made kielbasa from the hometown butcher last time she went home. She gave us like 3lbs worth. I love my mom.

Luckily, "v" has taken the time to learn a number of those recipes. Unfortunately my diet is not friendly to such lovely carby things like pierogies...

i still have my uniform...**giggles**

My diet isn't friendly to pierogies either...Damn low carb bullshit...(but i can't really complain after dropping over 100lbs on it...)

 

[vffan]

I am always a good boy. Honest.

hahahaha*snort*hahahah

 

[Homburg]

i still have my uniform...**giggles**

My diet isn't friendly to pierogies either...Damn low carb bullshit...(but i can't really complain after dropping over 100lbs on it...)

Same boat. Dropped 80# on a low-carb diet, then decided I was too skinny and gained 20# muscle eating right and lifting. I stay low carb to keep fat off.

Y'know, somewhere, back a ways, we were talking about something else, but catholic school girl uniforms, pierogies, and animal urges are much more entratining =P

 

[Blushing Bottom]

OK so how did a cheese Nazi get in my inspection thread...unless of course we're taking swiss and inspecting ALL the holes?

Oh and cheesewiz is the gross!

I'm just passing by and I hear someone talking about CheeseWhiz.

I always know when CheeseWhiz is being mentioned. It's my sixth sense...

Yeah that stuff is gross. I'm totally against orange or yellow cheese. I love cheese, I love real cheese. Maybe I'm just a purist or a cheese Nazi.

CheeseWhiz is an abomination!

 

[reignophelia]

OK so how did a cheese Nazi get in my inspection thread...unless of course we're taking swiss and inspecting ALL the holes?

Oh and cheesewiz is the gross!

I'm sorry BB, but I could smell the CheeseWhiz all the way from the New England thread.

I'm a big fan of swiss, and Cream Havarti

 

[Chris_Xavier]

I'm a big fan Cream Havarti

Some Bawstun rock group doubt..

 

[reignophelia]

Deleted

 

[Homburg]

Havarti rocks. Period. Their lead guitarist is the shit.

Oh, wait, cheese, not Finnish death metal, right.

Great cheese! Awesome stuff. Wonderful bass line. Er, smoky flavour.

And inspections, wow, does it ever blush when you start looking in those little holes! Woooo boy.

 

[HottieMama]

Havarti rocks. Period. Their lead guitarist is the shit.

Oh, wait, cheese, not Finnish death metal, right.

Great cheese! Awesome stuff. Wonderful bass line. Er, smoky flavour.

And inspections, wow, does it ever blush when you start looking in those little holes! Woooo boy.

i blushed just reading that...


i love cheese...**giggle**

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Reignophelia & Chris Xavier the inspectors of

cheese

Now hold on a minute this is a serious thread...well it was anyway.