IS EVERYONE on this board hooked up or

[Tathagata]

It's good you believe that.
Actually, I'm quite cruel. I was walking through the yard earlier and I stepped on two bees and killed them. I did it on purpose. I didn't plan to do it, it just happened. I almost felt bad about it. I've been on a bug killing spree lately. I stomped one to death on the kitchen floor last night. Well, it was a raisin, but I swear it moved.

raisin hell

 

[The Mutt]

I'm not really on the prowl... not really... really.
But I'm a bit disappointed that none of you guys are emailing me and pestering me for sex. I've made it clear that I'm divorced, alone, and horny... and I write poetry. It's the poetry, isn't it? It's a turn off, right? Or is it my big tits? Maybe my mention of all the giant dildoes I have? Just because I've gotten use to a 24 inch long, 18 inch thick dildo, doesn't mean I wouldn't be satisfied by the real thing anymore. Really.

Horny? Alone?
Your master is falling down on the job.
Squeeze me....
with your hands tied behind your back.

 

[WickedEve]

raisin hell

It was! It was squished on the bottom of my foot. It was a raisin. I don't go around with bug squishings on my foot!

 

[Tathagata]

It was! It was squished on the bottom of my foot. It was a raisin. I don't go around with bug squishings on my foot!

Just raisins...that makes sense
could explain why that one foot is discolored...

 

[WickedEve]

Horny? Alone?
Your master is falling down on the job.
Squeeze me....
with your hands tied behind your back.

No, he's not really that clumsy...

He's far far far away... far.
And he didn't get to visit this summer as planned! So he was flying me out to him but then there was the knee operation so that I could walk again, and now the trip is postponed until october and I'm ready to take a hot air balloon there! This no sex thing totally sucks. I'm seriously coming down with a bad case sexual malaria or something. I need to write a dirty poem. Maybe that'll make me feel better.

 

[WickedEve]

Just raisins...that makes sense
could explain why that one foot is discolored...

Okay, I'm changing the av. By the way, I heard the monkey community rejected you.

 

[Tathagata]

Okay, I'm changing the av. By the way, I heard the monkey community rejected you.

I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member-
Groucho Marx

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

It's good you believe that.
Actually, I'm quite cruel. I was walking through the yard earlier and I stepped on two bees and killed them. I did it on purpose. I didn't plan to do it, it just happened. I almost felt bad about it. I've been on a bug killing spree lately. I stomped one to death on the kitchen floor last night. Well, it was a raisin, but I swear it moved.

if i could have
but just one wish
i'd be a bug
your foot could squish.

 

[The Mutt]

if i could have
but just one wish
i'd be a bug
your foot could squish.

My single wish?
Well, heaven knows,
to suck the juice
from off your toes.

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

My single wish?
Well, heaven knows,
to suck the juice
from off your toes.

you're one sick puppy mutt!

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

My single wish?
Well, heaven knows,
to suck the juice
from off your toes.

you're one sick puppy mutt!

 

[WickedEve]

if i could have
but just one wish
i'd be a bug
your foot could squish.

You'd be sticky like goo,
clinging twixt my toes,
with sweet stomping woo
and squished bug woes.

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

You'd be sticky like goo,
clinging twixt my toes,
with sweet stomping woo
and squished bug woes.

but i'd have the bottom...lmao

 

[WickedEve]

but i'd have the bottom...lmao

Has anyone ever told you that you resemble a raisin?

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

Has anyone ever told you that you resemble a raisin?

does that mean i can have the bottom?

lol

 

[The Mutt]

does that mean i can have the bottom?

lol

Can I be in the middle?

 

[Miss Oatlash]

Can I be in the middle?

I don't care wear you put me..****, bottom, or middle...just let me play!

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

I don't care wear you put me..****, bottom, or middle...just let me play!

okay!!

 

[The Mutt]

I don't care wear you put me..****, bottom, or middle...just let me play!

Just be careful about putting her behind you.

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

Just be careful about putting her behind you.

i don't mind
if she's behind!


i'm off to bed mutt..dream sweet!

 

[The Mutt]

i don't mind
if she's behind!


i'm off to bed mutt..dream sweet!

What are you doing up so late anyway? Too much Pepsi?
Is it ok if I dream wet instead?

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

What are you doing up so late anyway? Too much Pepsi?
Is it ok if I dream wet instead?

i was trying to convert my hours, i like night driving ..less road rage to contend with!

 

[The Mutt]

i was trying to convert my hours, i like night driving ..less road rage to contend with!

A wise plan. That's the way I used to do it before my driving phobia got too severe. Night driving is easier on the eyes and the nerves.
Please be careful. We want you back on the boards.

 

[JCSTREET]

Re: Re: Re: Re: We closed down five unlicensed butter factories this week

" Oh they dance on hot coals in Calcutta
In Wisconsin they dance on fresh butter
That they squeeze from one cow or anudder
But the mexicans dance on their hats"


let's see 'em come up with that in Belfast

got me there - fair and square

or

as they say in Belfast

gommy thur

furr un squrr

 

[JCSTREET]

Re: Re: IS EVERYONE on this board hooked up or

I think it would be great if everyone on the poetry threads hooked up. We could rent a ballroom, put in wall-to-wall matresses and scatter pillows and dildoes around. Then we would all get naked and douse the lights. In pitch blackness, hundreds of hands and mouths and tongues and breasts and asses and hard cocks and wet pussies, all in a big writhing mass of epic lust!
It is a consumation devoutly to be wished.

whatever happened to courtship