IS EVERYONE on this board hooked up or
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Miss Oatlash
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A feast of poets and poetesses!! Yummy! What a banquet that would be!
The Mutt said:I can't afford to buy dinner for that many folks.
A feast of poets and poetesses!! Yummy! What a banquet that would be!
WickedEve
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"I'm not really on the prowl... not really... really.
But I'm a bit disappointed that none of you guys are emailing me and pestering me for sex. I've made it clear that I'm divorced, alone, and horny... and I write poetry. It's the poetry, isn't it? It's a turn off, right? Or is it my big tits? Maybe my mention of all the giant dildoes I have? Just because I've gotten use to a 24 inch long, 18 inch thick dildo, doesn't mean I wouldn't be satisfied by the real thing anymore. Really."
That's it. Above. I'm not on the prowl but I do want lustful males giving me attention. I am divorced. I have big tits and I write poetry, not necessarily about my tits. I am alone quite a bit. I am horny. I like sex. I like cumming. I don't like it. I love it. I'm devoted to it. I'm a practicing cummer. It's like religion, just more fun, and not just on Sundays. I do have big dildos, some that won't fit. End of tale. (I said tale.)
quote what? you quoted me and said you didn't believe me about, I suppose, what I said about prowling, being horny, having big dildos... oh, let me find it.JCSTREET said:
"I'm not really on the prowl... not really... really.
But I'm a bit disappointed that none of you guys are emailing me and pestering me for sex. I've made it clear that I'm divorced, alone, and horny... and I write poetry. It's the poetry, isn't it? It's a turn off, right? Or is it my big tits? Maybe my mention of all the giant dildoes I have? Just because I've gotten use to a 24 inch long, 18 inch thick dildo, doesn't mean I wouldn't be satisfied by the real thing anymore. Really."
That's it. Above. I'm not on the prowl but I do want lustful males giving me attention. I am divorced. I have big tits and I write poetry, not necessarily about my tits. I am alone quite a bit. I am horny. I like sex. I like cumming. I don't like it. I love it. I'm devoted to it. I'm a practicing cummer. It's like religion, just more fun, and not just on Sundays. I do have big dildos, some that won't fit. End of tale. (I said tale.)
lostandfounder
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Hell, if no one else will, I'll pester you all day long if you want.
Please Wicked Eve, please, please, please.....I know a trick with a knuckle and thumb that you'd like...please. Whatever you want to do, please, please, please!
WickedEve
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Knuckle and thumb? Hmmm... Well, I have to go to bed. It's late, but I will be thinking about your knuckle and thumb as I drift off to sleep. I may even add a few body parts to the mix. By the way, do you have a photo of your knuckle and thumb? It would make a very stimulating av. And how about a poem describing what you do with those body parts.lostandfounder said:
I don't ask for much. I simply suggest a lot.
tungtied2u
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I heard rover,
once a herd drover
drove a herd to Dover
and took it over.
Your yard may need to get a bit bigger Eve.
WickedEve said:
I heard rover,
once a herd drover
drove a herd to Dover
and took it over.
Your yard may need to get a bit bigger Eve.
Tathagata
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well that part they have in common
I meant the monkey didn't spend half his life snorting jack daniels
through the neck of a 57 stratocaster
Angeline said:yeah. living in the jungle and picking fleas off your partner has nothin on rock and roll.
well that part they have in common
I meant the monkey didn't spend half his life snorting jack daniels
through the neck of a 57 stratocaster
WickedEve
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I stable of pets... I like that idea. I think I may start rounding up men in the wild. They shouldn't be hard to break. I have spurs. Would spurs work? Or I should I save that for later?Tathagata said:you'd have a stable of pets
so to speak
(i love that red shirt)
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