twister947
Childless Cat Dude
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Well, bend over and let us see if they do, she says as she casually strips leaves off a piss ellum switch.
Only a select few will have any idea what that is. Your roots are showing...

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Well, bend over and let us see if they do, she says as she casually strips leaves off a piss ellum switch.

Only a select few will have any idea what that is. Your roots are showing...![]()
More importantly...you know.
Now go on, bend over.
I'm curious about your blushing cheeks.
This is a "pea-can / p'conn" thing, right?
This is a "pea-can / p'conn" thing, right?
For some reason, A certain Southern region refers to elm as ellum.
A piss elm tree is so named because of the sour smell as the wood burns.
I’m sorry for your loss!In the last month, three people I know have died unexpectedly. While these weren’t people I see every day, or even every month, they were people who mattered to me, who made an impact on me or I on them, and they were fine and then they were gone. One kept pancreatic cancer a secret, one was in a horrific car accident, and one I just learned of today, a friend from this site in fact… the youngest was 17 and the oldest 67. Too young, too soon, so sad…
I am realizing how much I need to prioritize my health. I let things slide and I just can’t. Not that that keeps you safe from an accident, but still…avoid what can be avoided…
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In the last month, three people I know have died unexpectedly. While these weren’t people I see every day, or even every month, they were people who mattered to me, who made an impact on me or I on them, and they were fine and then they were gone. One kept pancreatic cancer a secret, one was in a horrific car accident, and one I just learned of today, a friend from this site in fact… the youngest was 17 and the oldest 67. Too young, too soon, so sad…
I am realizing how much I need to prioritize my health. I let things slide and I just can’t. Not that that keeps you safe from an accident, but still…avoid what can be avoided…
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When some peeps wander in here I wanna ask them if they lost.
When some peeps wander in here I wanna ask them if they lost.
Or if we know them from before.![]()
Or if we know them from before.![]()
These are hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle.
And, ftr, I could use the one titled Shit I'm Supposed to Remember.

OMG thank you! I just found Christmas gifts for about 5 people that are difficult recipients
These are hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle.
And, ftr, I could use the one titled Shit I'm Supposed to Remember.
We placed an offer for an apartment. Keep your finger crossed, please!
Crossed!We placed an offer for an apartment. Keep your finger crossed, please!
Crossed!
Got it!
Won’t be able to move until October, but that’s okay, because we can stay here until December, so it’s still within the window!