Isolated BDSM Blurts: Facehugger Fetish

Is it creepy if you put a fellow Litster's city in your weather app on your phone so you can know when they might be awake and posting on Lit?

Asking for a friend

Nah, it’s easier than doing math which is what I try to rely on.
 
66 F and you should be in bed, young lady.

It also says "Disruptions due to forest fire" ????

I was in bed like a good, good girl! :)

There's a forest fire quite nearby that's affecting the air quality and some other meteorological parameters. It hasn't rained for a long time and it's been very warm.
 
I was in bed like a good, good girl! :)

There's a forest fire quite nearby that's affecting the air quality and some other meteorological parameters. It hasn't rained for a long time and it's been very warm.

Now see, I thought you lived in paradise...:(
 
Now see, I thought you lived in paradise...:(

I see the forest fire alert is still there, but as far as I know there haven’t been any forest fires for quite a while now. The one we had nearby was in control and done with the next day… There are plenty of reasons for why this isn’t a paradise, but forest fires shouldn’t be on the list of reasons and definitely not be the deciding factor. :D

Blurt:

I need a vacation so bad.
 
Self-imposed no nut is so much harder than when there’s someone I’m doing it for. Gah.

I miss that.
 
Self-imposed no nut is so much harder than when there’s someone I’m doing it for. Gah.

I miss that.

No nut?!

raw
 
:rose: :eek: my behavior has been weird and erratic lately. I’m embarrassed by my lashing out. I don’t really know how to express gratitude right now so I see you and thank you.
 
The olympic horsey dancing is so random. I had forgotten how odd this looks.

What does the horse get for winning?
 
The olympic horsey dancing is so random. I had forgotten how odd this looks.

What does the horse get for winning?

With the Swiss olympic team killing a horse for a torn ligament, I think there should no longer be competitions with horses.
 
Never again!

Y’all, I put the most horrible thing in my mouth the other day.

We’re trying to be healthy so I thought I’d try kombucha. It’s everywhere in markets and it’s supposed to be good for you.

I got it home and opened that cute little fizzy bottle and took a big ole drink and...the stuff exited my mouth a WHOLE lot faster than it went in! Luckily, I was standing by the sink at the time so there wasn’t much of a cleanup to be done. Since my brain couldn’t quite believe what had just happened, I took another drink before I was really able to process the whole nastiness of it. You know...just to be sure. Stupid, right? I mean, who does that?

So that second drink had the same rapid response from my taste buds as before! Get the heck out of my mouth right NOW! And luckily again, I was standing by the sink at the time. Whew!

For those of you who know us, you know we do everything together. So I immediately turn to J who was loitering in the kitchen at the time and said, “you try this. I think my taste buds are off.” And the poor trusting man actually did!
I was vindicated but horrified to see that his response was exactly the same as mind. (Although, he was a bit more vocal about it and for the sake of any ladies present, I won’t repeat what he said. I will say, that later after both of us drank copious amount of water followed by several bouts of teeth brushing, my butt paid retribution.)

It was at this point I began to read the label and it says it is made from fermented black tea. What???? You mean I just drank ice tea that someone intentionally set out and let go bad??? Why would you do that, people? What moron did that first and then decided to drink it anyway?

But wait! What does that make me?
 
With the Swiss olympic team killing a horse for a torn ligament, I think there should no longer be competitions with horses.

100% agree with you on this.

Also…I love kombucha, Gracie. But I do remember that first drink…
 
I have this imagination
Where I see a woman
Topless tied and blindfolded to a bed

She is being whipped with stinging nettles

They are slashing across her skin
--her nipples

Ten... twenty times.

She is counting in her head
Wondering if and when he will stop
Hoping he stops on an even number
But knowing he won't
Because that would be too neat
--too clean.

He stops
Unzips
And pisses on her raw flesh
Body hot piss
Seeping in
Cutting deeper into her wounds
Running down her sides
Pooling and cooling under her
Saturating under the mattress
Congealing
Becoming thick and sticky

A thick layer of salts
And urea coating her skin
The stale scent of him
Soaking into her
Making her feel gross
Disgusting

Left alone
Sweltering in vile discomfort

Only to then
Feel his lips and tongue
Take her nipple
Into his mouth

Nursing off of it
Her weeping cuts
Oozing into his mouth
Mixed with the crystalline
Dry contents of his bladder

Licking up her body
Her neck

Fingers tweaking and twisting her nipples
As he lay clothed ontop of her
Horny and hard for her
In his passionate kiss of her lips

Their naked tongues
Tasting what they shouldn't
Wanting to fuck what they should.
 
It can't be any worse than horse racing.:(

Jumps racing (steeplechase) is awful for horses. 74 horses killed in 11 years in Australia, maybe more. If any sport was killing six-seven athletes a year here, we'd be taking drastic action, but seems like horses are disposable :-/
 
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