Isolated BDSM Blurts: Facehugger Fetish

[MeekMe]

I hate to blow up an appealing analogy, but it only works if you've never skinned a rabbit.

It works more if you’re thinking “this is as unappealing as raw meat.” For me it’s true. Very unappealing. :nod: Instant mockery and block. Maybe packaged chicken thighs is a more accurate color scheme. ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

 

[seela]

Why is it so difficult for grown ass adults to grasp the concept of time???

I’m not a magic genie that can add extra hours to a day if you squeeze my nipples and pump my cunt in just the right sequence. Is it worth trying? Sure, sounds fun, but it isn’t going to work. So, dude, just deal with the fact that you have five weeks worth of work and two weeks to do it. I can’t change anything this late in the game anymore no matter how hard you beg. God!

Edit: Lit is magic. Somehow my rant here made everything better. Now, come on Lit, work your magic and make me a genie, or at least make someone give me the genie treatment from above.

 

[gracie920101]

Why is it so difficult for grown ass adults to grasp the concept of time???

I’m not a magic genie that can add extra hours to a day if you squeeze my nipples and pump my cunt in just the right sequence. Is it worth trying? Sure, sounds fun, but it isn’t going to work. So, dude, just deal with the fact that you have five weeks worth of work and two weeks to do it. I can’t change anything this late in the game anymore no matter how hard you beg. God!

Edit: Lit is magic. Somehow my rant here made everything better. Now, come on Lit, work your magic and make me a genie, or at least make someone give me the genie treatment from above.

As a friend, I'm just going to point out that for most of us, it's too damned far to reach over and squeeze those nips. just sayin

 

[seela]

As a friend, I'm just going to point out that for most of us, it's too damned far to reach over and squeeze those nips. just sayin

Sad but true.

 

[seela]

It’s a long shot, but would anyone be interested in taking on a No Nut November challenge besides me and would there be interest for a thread regarding it?

I don’t want to start the thread and be the only one posting there.

 

[midwestyankee]

Why is it so difficult for grown ass adults to grasp the concept of time???

I’m not a magic genie that can add extra hours to a day if you squeeze my nipples and pump my cunt in just the right sequence. Is it worth trying? Sure, sounds fun, but it isn’t going to work. So, dude, just deal with the fact that you have five weeks worth of work and two weeks to do it. I can’t change anything this late in the game anymore no matter how hard you beg. God!

Edit: Lit is magic. Somehow my rant here made everything better. Now, come on Lit, work your magic and make me a genie, or at least make someone give me the genie treatment from above.

Wouldn't you need a lamp for this? Just saying.

 

[seela]

Wouldn't you need a lamp for this? Just saying.

Sadist.

 

[midwestyankee]

Sadist.

Thank you.

 

[seela]

^^Well let me know.

At the moment I’m not inclined to start a thread, because I really don’t want to be the only one posting.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Quick vent.

I'm feeling the most extroverted and social that I've felt in a very long time. The problem is this is a perfect mood for spending time with your best friends. One of my besties has moved away. My other best friend died a month ago.

I try to connect here and nothing quite comes out how I mean it. I second guess and overthink everyone. I'm blessed to have really wonderful people in my life. I know I should just circle the wagons and be at peace. I just feel open for the first time in months.

Ok all done.

 

[seela]

he said no.

Quick vent.

I'm feeling the most extroverted and social that I've felt in a very long time. The problem is this is a perfect mood for spending time with your best friends. One of my besties has moved away. My other best friend died a month ago.

I try to connect here and nothing quite comes out how I mean it. I second guess and overthink everyone. I'm blessed to have really wonderful people in my life. I know I should just circle the wagons and be at peace. I just feel open for the first time in months.

Ok all done.

I’ve been there, too. Some of my closest friends have moved away over the past few years. I’ve met nice people and been friendly with them, thought we were actually friends rather than just friendly, but they were all situational friendships. We were thrown together by a similar life situation, and after the situation changed, they didn’t want to hang out with me anymore. It’s sad. It feels awful to always be the one to reach out and be rejected.

At the moment I’ve just stopped trying. I have friends, or at least friendlies, at work but I don’t even try to make them into “real” friends that I could spend time with outside work.

I’ve tried so hard to make friends and have felt open. Then I just gave up and went into my shell and plan on staying here despite the relative loneliness. *

I hope you find your people.

 

[NakedBrownSkin]

Seeing the above posts make me deeply reflective. I don’t connect easily, and when I do connect and it goes sour, the wounds last. Despite that, for the life of me, I keep trying. I must be a sadist.

 

[Moochienanu]

Seeing the above posts make me deeply reflective. I don’t connect easily, and when I do connect and it goes sour, the wounds last. Despite that, for the life of me, I keep trying. I must be a sadist.

Or a masochist?

 

[seela]

I wish you lived next door. I would come over with wine and we could sit and read and not talk in comfort.

See, you get it.

 

[gracie920101]

Or you could end up like me living vicariously thru bdsm cafe threads.

 

[NakedBrownSkin]

Or a masochist?

D.

All of the above.

 

[seela]

I have 17 moving crates full of books and one moving crate full of panties. On the other hand I only have three pairs of trousers.

The things you learn about yourself when you move.

Gotta stop hoarding books and panties.

 

[seela]

I think those are the only two things worth collecting

Not bras to go with the panties? Hard to say how much of those I have in volume.

A crate is 60 liters, which is like 15 US gallons, liquid. Seems an appropriate unit for panties on account of occasional wetness.

And I’m shocked that there’s a different size of gallon for dry stuff as well as the British gallon which is also a different amount. What sense does that make, seriously? Hop onto the metric train! Choo choo!

 

[gracie920101]

Seela,

From past posts, we know you have an extensive bra collection. How many crates did that take?

Did you finally move?

 

[seela]

Seela,

From past posts, we know you have an extensive bra collection. How many crates did that take?

Did you finally move?

Yes!!! Today was the day, finally! I still have plenty of organizing and furniture shopping left to do, but at least I’m here now.

It’s hard to say how much space the bras took, they were spread in several crates. I have more panties than bras because I usually buy two or three pairs (in a few styles) to each bra, but bras take up more space, so who knows if I have more bras than panties.

But I’m so happy to be here now, even though everything is still a mess.

 

[gracie920101]

Yes!!! Today was the day, finally! I still have plenty of organizing and furniture shopping left to do, but at least I’m here now.

It’s hard to say how much space the bras took, they were spread in several crates. I have more panties than bras because I usually buy two or three pairs (in a few styles) to each bra, but bras take up more space, so who knows if I have more bras than panties.

But I’m so happy to be here now, even though everything is still a mess.

Congratulations on your new nest!

Moving can be so nerve wracking.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

For those that did the census or enjoy random data -

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1553197&page=4

Results start around post 95

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

For those that did the census or enjoy random data -

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1553197&page=4

Results start around post 95

Numerical analysis is hot AF!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

My nerd is showing!

Is that a euphemism for something? Oops. SO is miine.

 

[twister947]

The Gales of November

It's a few days ahead of the calendar, but the rain and north wind have a new bite this morning.