Isolated blurts about Sex etc

so I spent the afternoon...

sculpting beautiful, delicate fish scales. Someday soon, I will breath life into the most gorgeous merman dildo you’ve ever seen.

Or, anyway, pour silicone into the mold. Stay tuned!
 
so I spent the afternoon...

sculpting beautiful, delicate fish scales. Someday soon, I will breath life into the most gorgeous merman dildo you’ve ever seen.

Or, anyway, pour silicone into the mold. Stay tuned!

Am impressed. Am staying tuned.
 
a little peek....

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Yo, can we talk about how much it sucks when you're having sex (or about to have sex), and you get a wicked, paralyzing leg cramp? And you have to totally break the mood of sexiness and be like, "wait, wait, sorry...let me extend my leg real quick!" And even after you adjust it, you're still kinda worried it'll happen again, so you can't really focus on the sex. Leg cramps are the biggest cockblocks.
 
Yo, can we talk about how much it sucks when you're having sex (or about to have sex), and you get a wicked, paralyzing leg cramp? And you have to totally break the mood of sexiness and be like, "wait, wait, sorry...let me extend my leg real quick!" And even after you adjust it, you're still kinda worried it'll happen again, so you can't really focus on the sex. Leg cramps are the biggest cockblocks.

I get vagina cramps and life cramps when I do "sex" sex. I don't like to do any of it anymore. Most people are devastated when they can't do PIV for more than 15 seconds, but meh, idgaf.

Starting to think that I have a pelvic floor dysfunction or neuralgia or something. Don't care, though. Not much into having a vagina or using it.
 
I'm starting to feel like the bondage party pooper. (−_−#)

So here's a little story about my thoughts on reality and fantasy.

One night my husband and I were laying down to sleep. Sometimes we talk in the dark, on this night it was about kinky stuff. I don't remember what prompted this discussion, but this little bit stuck with me.

One of my many fantasies involves callous aliens that abduct women and perform body modifications and experiments on them. Some very alarming things, at that. The aliens have to be without emotion and never talk to the abductees. The abductees should be completely immobile and absolutely terrified. Seriously, I've read some abduction stories and as soon as the alien explains anything I lose my lady boner. Losing lady boners is sad and an injustice!
( ̄^ ̄)ゞ

So we're talking about this and I'm telling him about this particular fantasy and he tentively says, "we could try to do something like that?" I think it's great that he would offer such a thing, really.

But I had to explain that no matter what we did this wasn't one of those fantasies that could effectively be brought to life. I'm happy to keep that one in the spank bank.

He was relieved. Me too, cause the shit in my head is completely fucked up and it's important to me to have realistic expectations regarding what can and cannot be done for/to me.

To lady boners! ( ̄Д ̄)ノ And knowing is half the battle! And the power is yours! And by the power of Grayskull! And something really inspiring! Lady boners!
 
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Tried to call a friend over, to generally mess around with. It started with kissing... And when she was between my thighs, I realised what a colossal fuck up it was. Whatever the hell happened to foreplay, and JUST that? Why can't two people just kiss for contact's sake, and NOT for it to lead to sex? Ugh.
 
I'm starting to feel like the bondage party pooper. (−_−#)

So here's a little story about my thoughts on reality and fantasy.

One night my husband and I were laying down to sleep. Sometimes we talk in the dark, on this night it was about kinky stuff. I don't remember what prompted this discussion, but this little bit stuck with me.

One of my many fantasies involves callous aliens that abduct women and perform body modifications and experiments on them. Some very alarming things, at that. The aliens have to be without emotion and never talk to the abductees. The abductees should be completely immobile and absolutely terrified. Seriously, I've read some abduction stories and as soon as the alien explains anything I lose my lady boner. Losing lady boners is sad and an injustice! ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ

So we're talking about this and I'm telling him about this particular fantasy and he tentively says, "we could try to do something like that?" I think it's great that he would offer such a thing, really.

But I had to explain that no matter what we did this wasn't one of those fantasies that could effectively be brought to life. I'm happy to keep that one in the spank bank.

He was relieved. Me too, cause the shit in my head is completely fucked up and it's important to me to have realistic expectations regarding what can and cannot be done for/to me.

To lady boners! ( ̄Д ̄)ノ And knowing is half the battle! And the power is yours! And by the power of Grayskull! And something really inspiring! Lady boners!

Have Alien Costume, Will Travel
 
So we're talking about this and I'm telling him about this particular fantasy and he tentively says, "we could try to do something like that?" I think it's great that he would offer such a thing, really.

But I had to explain that no matter what we did this wasn't one of those fantasies that could effectively be brought to life. I'm happy to keep that one in the spank bank.

He was relieved. Me too, cause the shit in my head is completely fucked up and it's important to me to have realistic expectations regarding what can and cannot be done for/to me.

To lady boners! ( ̄Д ̄)ノ And knowing is half the battle! And the power is yours! And by the power of Grayskull! And something really inspiring! Lady boners!

I can really relate to this.
Some of my fantasies are best as fantasies because they could never be anything but watered down versions anyway.
 
I don’t know if it was the nighttime cold meds or just being unusually aroused as of late, but this morning I woke during an orgasm. A really good one! :eek: Apparently I’d gotten hot during the night and moved my pillow between my legs, and, well, you get the picture. :eek:

I suspect I may regret posting this later….
 
I don’t know if it was the nighttime cold meds or just being unusually aroused as of late, but this morning I woke during an orgasm. A really good one! :eek: Apparently I’d gotten hot during the night and moved my pillow between my legs, and, well, you get the picture. :eek:

I suspect I may regret posting this later….

What?! Do you think any of us would be so low as to call you pillow inspired names or make pillow jokes or something? Noooooooo... :D
This is not so unusual for me. I wake up orgasm imminent, or just post orgasm. Not usually mid orgasm though... that's a hell of a way to start the day :) I hope you are feeling better today! Hope the night's rest has bolstered your fortitude :p
 
What?! Do you think any of us would be so low as to call you pillow inspired names or make pillow jokes or something? Noooooooo... :D
This is not so unusual for me. I wake up orgasm imminent, or just post orgasm. Not usually mid orgasm though... that's a hell of a way to start the day :) I hope you are feeling better today! Hope the night's rest has bolstered your fortitude :p

You would come along before I came back and deleted! :rolleyes:

And it was rather nice. :devil: Except now that I'm up the dream is stuck in my head. Awkward.
 
You would come along before I came back and deleted! :rolleyes:

And it was rather nice. :devil: Except now that I'm up the dream is stuck in my head. Awkward.

Luckily dreams fade quicker than reality.
Engage in some sort of exercise of using your imagination, and that should wipe out the dream faster :)
 
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