Isolated blurts about Sex etc

[Stella_Omega]

It is incredibly fun, and also an incredible waste of time, designing sex toys for aliens.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Mister doesn't have much imagination when it comes to what I like. I was happy to show him just how exciting an ottoman can be

Q: You know what they call it when your PYL takes you forcefully in every possible position on a padded footstool?

A: The conquering of the ottoman entire!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

It is incredibly fun, and also an incredible waste of time, designing sex toys for aliens.

I would love to see these. There are so many orifi waiting for you in underserved markets.

 

[MeekMe]

It is incredibly fun, and also an incredible waste of time, designing sex toys for aliens.

Is it really a waste of time? If you get enjoyment out of it, it's not a waste.

Also, what kind of aliens/toys? (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

 

[MeekMe]

Q: You know what they call it when your PYL takes you forcefully in every possible position on a padded footstool?

A: The conquering of the ottoman entire!

（≧∇≦）you're wonderful!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

（≧∇≦）you're wonderful!

Well, I've been waiting to use that for seven years, so it's either "wonderful" or "astoundingly odd."

 

[Stella_Omega]

I would love to see these. There are so many orifi waiting for you in underserved markets.

Is it really a waste of time? If you get enjoyment out of it, it's not a waste.

Also, what kind of aliens/toys? (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

yeah, way too much enjoyment. Talk about mental masturbation, though. Trying to imagine the sensations in genitals that function in ways we don't even have...

I am beginning to feel a bit-- White Savior-ish, too. As if aliens haven't already thought of ways to put a tentacle dick into chastity, for instance. They are smart enough for space travel, they would be smart enough for more "trivial" pleasures. They wouldn't have to come to earth and wait for us humans to spring our monkey inventiveness in their faces.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Well, I've been waiting to use that for seven years, so it's either "wonderful" or "astoundingly odd."

You've been hanging around Wolowitz too much.

 

[Endless_Night]

yeah, way too much enjoyment. Talk about mental masturbation, though. Trying to imagine the sensations in genitals that function in ways we don't even have...

I am beginning to feel a bit-- White Savior-ish, too. As if aliens haven't already thought of ways to put a tentacle dick into chastity, for instance. They are smart enough for space travel, they would be smart enough for more "trivial" pleasures. They wouldn't have to come to earth and wait for us humans to spring our monkey inventiveness in their faces.

Couldn't they be cerebral type aliens? That only fornicate via test tube for procreational purposes?

Your monkey inventiveness could liberate them!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Couldn't they be cerebral type aliens? That only fornicate via test tube for procreational purposes?

Your monkey inventiveness could liberate them!

They have a complex romance system, already, four relationships, two of which are concupiscent, two are more platonic. Humans combine these four into one or several which strikes the aliens as outrageously kinky. And their genitals are sort of quadriplex too, come to think of it. And the ones that were misfits on the home planet-- some of them were misfits in ways that humans totally comprehend and empathise with and indeed consider more normal.

This is fan fiction, which makes it all the more masturbatory on my part-- but on the other hand, masturbation, right?

Where Kopilot dreams of being neutrois, I want more. Much more.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You've been hanging around Wolowitz too much.

Also Curious and MWY.

yeah, way too much enjoyment. Talk about mental masturbation, though. Trying to imagine the sensations in genitals that function in ways we don't even have...

I am beginning to feel a bit-- White Savior-ish, too. As if aliens haven't already thought of ways to put a tentacle dick into chastity, for instance. They are smart enough for space travel, they would be smart enough for more "trivial" pleasures. They wouldn't have to come to earth and wait for us humans to spring our monkey inventiveness in their faces.

Maybe. But jazz? Comics? The KFC Double Down? Perhaps we underestimate our odd genius.

 

[MeekMe]

I feel very basic when it comes to alien sex. (._.)

 

[Endless_Night]

They have a complex romance system, already, four relationships, two of which are concupiscent, two are more platonic.

Whoops! I had no idea you already had a complicated universe dynamic set up. I had to look up concupiscent by the way.

Where Kopilot dreams of being neutrois, I want more. Much more.

I admire your ambition. I'm still struggling to figure out how to get what I have to work properly!

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel very basic when it comes to alien sex. (._.)

This....

 

[satindesire]

They have a complex romance system, already, four relationships, two of which are concupiscent, two are more platonic. Humans combine these four into one or several which strikes the aliens as outrageously kinky. And their genitals are sort of quadriplex too, come to think of it. And the ones that were misfits on the home planet-- some of them were misfits in ways that humans totally comprehend and empathise with and indeed consider more normal.

This is fan fiction, which makes it all the more masturbatory on my part-- but on the other hand, masturbation, right?

Where Kopilot dreams of being neutrois, I want more. Much more.

I would make fanfic out of this idea.

 

[BiBunny]

I have recently developed an unexpected taste for pretty men.

So now I have a terrible desire to find the prettiest boy I can and defile his beautiful face...do awful things to him...make him do whatever I want... and then absolutely take him apart, piece by fucking piece.

I have no idea where this came from. None whatsoever. But damned if I can shake it.

 

[KoPilot]

Where Kopilot dreams of being neutrois, I want more. Much more.

Test tube and bone marrow is the only way you could get spawn out of me, ideally. Like, I would have zero problem living in a bonobo-like society, except replace sex and masturbation with a masochistic/sadistic pain and sensory equivalent. Mmm. (This would also be a test tube baby society.) (FUCK why am I not turning this into comics already?)

And oo, designing genitals sounds like so much fun :33

 

[midwestyankee]

I have recently developed an unexpected taste for pretty men.

So now I have a terrible desire to find the prettiest boy I can and defile his beautiful face...do awful things to him...make him do whatever I want... and then absolutely take him apart, piece by fucking piece.

I have no idea where this came from. None whatsoever. But damned if I can shake it.

Could you do me a favor and start with Judge Reinhold and then work your way down the age ladder? I just saw him in Fast Times at Ridgemont High and came to see why I have essentially despised every single role he has played. The man doesn't seem to have a single mature cell in his face.

 

[BiBunny]

Could you do me a favor and start with Judge Reinhold and then work your way down the age ladder? I just saw him in Fast Times at Ridgemont High and came to see why I have essentially despised every single role he has played. The man doesn't seem to have a single mature cell in his face.

Anything for you, my dear.

 

[midwestyankee]

Anything for you, my dear.

Quoted for posterity.

 

[CutieMouse]

There are moments when staying as private as I do about my sex life, exhausts me.

 

[Woolmohair]

I have recently developed an unexpected taste for pretty men.

So now I have a terrible desire to find the prettiest boy I can and defile his beautiful face...do awful things to him...make him do whatever I want... and then absolutely take him apart, piece by fucking piece.

I have no idea where this came from. None whatsoever. But damned if I can shake it.

I'm reasonably pretty. I would be glad to help you with your compulsion.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

There are moments when staying as private as I do about my sex life, exhausts me.

Yeah, I actually think I can relate to this. Sigh.

 

[Stella_Omega]

There are moments when staying as private as I do about my sex life, exhausts me.

I hear you.

My sex life is a large element in my life. There are times when I have to say "nothing's new" because the things that are new, are specifically sexual.

 

[Endless_Night]

Getting really, really, really tired of substituting exercise for sex.

Since Monday: 4 cardio classes, 2 yoga classes, 1 weight circuit, and 1 weight class. And I still have Friday and Saturday to go.

Off to the gym. ~ Sigh ~