Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[imemkay]

Show us your frock!

Ah, it's nothing too fancy...just heading to a friends house.
But it will be loads of fun!!

 

[imemkay]

OMG OMG OMG
I just got a text from a co-worker that read:
"My wrist hurts today....I think I've been masturbating too much"

I stared in shock as another text quickly followed:
"Omg that was meant for my fiance!"

My response:
"Not gonna lie, Monday's gonna be awkward"

People, double check before you push send.

 

[imemkay]

Hahaha good idea!

 

[OTCurve]

OMG OMG OMG
I just got a text from a co-worker that read:
"My wrist hurts today....I think I've been masturbating too much"

I stared in shock as another text quickly followed:
"Omg that was meant for my fiance!"

My response:
"Not gonna lie, Monday's gonna be awkward"

People, double check before you push send.

Point, set, match and game to imemkay. Nice return!

 

[imemkay]

Point, set, match and game to imemkay. Nice return!

Thanks OTC!

Monday is going to be awkward though! More for him than for me, but still awkward!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I wonder what pmann is getting me for Christmas!

Now where are those 6 geese-a-laying????

 

[Lord Pmann]

No no... Please. Nothing that requires feeding.

Back to the drawing board...

This is going to be more difficult than I originally imagined.

 

[Saucyminx]

Thanks OTC!

Monday is going to be awkward though! More for him than for me, but still awkward!

I'm thinking you hand him a small can of shaving cream, and a disposable razor and say, "For your palms."

Then again, I'm sort of mean. lol

 

[LikeASnowflake]

The food was amazing and I got some very exciting news. All in all the day went way better than expected!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have one tired voicie.

 

[imemkay]

I'm thinking you hand him a small can of shaving cream, and a disposable razor and say, "For your palms."

Then again, I'm sort of mean. lol

That's not mean, it's hysterical!!

 

[imemkay]

That was a good party!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Thanks OTC!

Monday is going to be awkward though! More for him than for me, but still awkward!

Take him a wrist splint with an ice bag and a big grin on your face!

 

[Christopher2012]

Nevermind... Wrong thread.

 

[Christopher2012]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhh I remember what I did last night! I watched Pawn Stars!

I laid in bed for 30 minutes trying to remember what happened after I drank the tequila.

....how sad is it that I watched one episode of Pawn Stars and then just went to bed? That's kind of sad. haha

 

[OTCurve]

Thanks OTC!

Monday is going to be awkward though! More for him than for me, but still awkward!

Such great suggestions for Monday.

How's this: hand him a brochure on repetitive stress injuries, and an eye chart so he can tell if he starts to go blind.

 

[imemkay]

Such great suggestions for Monday.

How's this: hand him a brochure on repetitive stress injuries, and an eye chart so he can tell if he starts to go blind.

These are all great suggestions!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Not pleased.

 

[OTCurve]

Are constant headaches normal? sigh...

 

[imemkay]

Define constant

 

[Eilan]

Between the pre-and-post-Presidential election bullshit and the shooting in Connecticut on Friday, I'm not going to have any Facebook friends left. Oh, well. *shrug*

 

[bobsgirl]

Between the pre-and-post-Presidential election bullshit and the shooting in Connecticut on Friday, I'm not going to have any Facebook friends left. Oh, well. *shrug*

You'll always have me.

(Way to suck up, bg)

 

[Eilan]

You'll always have me.

(Way to suck up, bg)

That's 'cause you're not an idiot.

(You don't need to suck up.)

 

[OTCurve]

The day does not start well...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Kicking dirt.