Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[imemkay]

Oh Mr. Darcy.

 

[imemkay]

Too much work!

 

[silverwhisper]

somethng guys oughta know about pinterest: there are pin boards with lingerie.



worn by lingerie models.

 

[silverwhisper]

very nice!

sorry you couldn't sleep, rainshine. did you manage to get more?

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

ugh, my sympathies. i've had a few bouts of insomnia before. what remedies have you already tried?

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

in that case, i think you deserve...

[trout-smack!]

 

[Lord Pmann]

Here's to a good night of sleep for you Rainshine. Try counting kangaroos. Or baby kangaroos.

 

[Lion_Roar]

Hopefully this is the only time that I will ever be saying this in my life:

Go Green Bay Packers!

Eeew, I think I have to go take a shower after saying that.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I wish I could blame insomnia, Ed. Unfortunately it's my own conscious decisions that have been the cause of my stupid sleep patterns. Now I must do the hard yards to reverse the pattern somewhat. Silly girl. I know.

Just wake up hubby and have your way with him, that should do the trick! At the very least, you'll have company during your sleepless night.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Swat. Swat it away.

 

[NippleMuncher]

hahaha These made me laugh.

Oddly enough, when I try and make the moves on hubby while he's asleep he swats me away. He must think I'm a fly buzzing around him in his sleep. I almost ended up with a broken nose once. I don't try now, for my own safety. He never remembers it and always says wake me up! Umm.. i think not!

Steal all the covers, and when he tries to get some back, make him exchange sexual favors first!

Cold feet in the middle of his back should wake him up too.

If he won't wake up, give him a Dutch oven!

 

[NippleMuncher]

hahaaaahahahahaha You're evil. I like it.

Maybe just a little!

Give him a cup of cheese and tell him that you've finally broken through the barrier in your relationship!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM

 

[NippleMuncher]

Then you'll love this one too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iBY7Yirq60

 

[Miles Long]

Grointacular!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sigh.

 

[mickyp123]

Happy New Year!

Have a good one rainshine, still running with the old one here,
May all the puddles you jump in bring you good fortune
Happy New Year!!!...

 

[bluebomber]

Happy New Year !!

On another note, a nice little article about florida

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...11-phone-sex-floridas-weird-news-of-2012?lite

Not sure how to feel about that....Sure come to florida we have everything you could want...manatee riding to face eating come one come all.

 

[Saucyminx]

Happy New Year !!

On another note, a nice little article about florida

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...11-phone-sex-floridas-weird-news-of-2012?lite

Not sure how to feel about that....Sure come to florida we have everything you could want...manatee riding to face eating come one come all.

Thank goodness, none of those news stories featured anyone from my family. It is going to be a good year after all! Come on lucky 13!

 

[Eilan]

Food allergies can suck it!

*scratches*

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^^
Allergies are no fun.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Happy New Year !!

On another note, a nice little article about florida

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/201...11-phone-sex-floridas-weird-news-of-2012?lite

Not sure how to feel about that....Sure come to florida we have everything you could want...manatee riding to face eating come one come all.

We always get a bad rap. Pfft. Florida is home to some of the most amazing people on the planet. Well, at least one.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Delicate.

 

[heavyhitter01]

I thought those three little words would scare me...they didn't.

 

[imemkay]

It's a fact, I laugh at inappropriate moments. Please, don't put me in the position of laughing because I see you fall flat on your face - it will just make me feel bad!

Drink responsibly, people!

Happy New Year my friends!

 

[Lion_Roar]

2012, you were kind of a dick to me, so I'm going to take it all out on your friend 2013. Be ready and be afraid...