Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Lord Pmann]

Dexter Morgan?!

Pmann Bigdick. Fucker.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Gambir.

You misspelled gambler.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Actually, gambir is a herb used to treat premature ejaculation. Just sayin'.

Whatcha trying to say?!!?!?

 

[BeachMomma]

It didn't look to me like she tried to say anything. She said it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It didn't look to me like she tried to say anything. She said it.

I dunno... Could be a subliminal message. It's one of those things like how sometimes people will sign me up for "smaller dick pill" emails. Trying to drop hints. You never know with that Rainshine.

 

[Lord Pmann]

First isolated blurt of the new year...

Pacing back and forth. Wondering if I should do it. Is it a trap? Will I regret it? Will I be in trouble? So many questions. So many things to weigh.

And I have all day to go crazy and over think! Yay me.

*sits down to write pros and cons list*

#begin over thinking

 

[BeachMomma]

Stickmann, you left the door wide open. It's a good thing I love you too much to be mean to you!

 

[NippleMuncher]

A new avatar for Eilan.

CRAP!!!!! couldn't attach the image, will have to upload it later.

 

[Lion_Roar]

This motivation feels nice. I hope I can keep it for a while.

 

[BeachMomma]

Conversation overheard at dinner last night:

Random woman sitting behind me: I'm not a screamer. I'm not a screamer, but I was behind his bush, and I screamed!

That line provided entertainment for the whole night.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Conversation overheard at dinner last night:

Random woman sitting behind me: I'm not a screamer. I'm not a screamer, but I was behind his bush, and I screamed!

That line provided entertainment for the whole night.

Wha... huh?

I had one overheard conversation that had me in stitches for an entire day. Two young teenagers in line at an amusement park. Apparently a young man was explaining to a young woman the trick to telling how "big" a guy was.

"I'm serious. Look at his feet. It's half the length of his shoe size."

I was so happy for the ride to start; I could pretend I was screaming and laughing at the rollercoaster!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Ok, let's try this again . . .

A new avatar for Eilan.

 

[BeachMomma]

Wha... huh?

I had one overheard conversation that had me in stitches for an entire day. Two young teenagers in line at an amusement park. Apparently a young man was explaining to a young woman the trick to telling how "big" a guy was.

"I'm serious. Look at his feet. It's half the length of his shoe size."

I was so happy for the ride to start; I could pretend I was screaming and laughing at the rollercoaster!

I was just glad I didn't have anything in my mouth; hubby would've been wearing it.

Isn't it great having a dirty mind? You show more self-restraint than I do; I probably would've cracked up right there in the line if I overheard that!

 

[silverwhisper]

NM: i love it!

blulilac: that's priceless!

ed

 

[Eilan]

Ok, let's try this again . . .

A new avatar for Eilan.

Love it!

Saving for next year.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Glad you liked it.

 

[Eilan]

Crap. Just found out that I won't get paid again until the end of February.

 

[Emerson40]

bwahahahahha

Great tune referenced in your sig, by one of the most underrated singer / songwriters around.

If he ever makes it back out to your neck o' the woods, see him live. That tune is a highlight - he usually plays it solo (if band in tow).

 

[imemkay]

That damn odontoid!

 

[Ellafun]

New year, same old stupid onslaught of douchebaggery. ~sigh~

Happy New Year, normal peoples in the HowTo.

 

[Saucyminx]

I need to do something. . . different. I'm burned out.

 

[OTCurve]

Happy New Year, normal peoples in the HowTo.

Thank you, and the same to you.

 

[heavyhitter01]

I need to do something. . . different. I'm burned out.

You would make an astoundingly good pastry chef.

 

[OTCurve]

Why does one park on a driveway, yet drive on a parkway?

 

[Lion_Roar]

I can't wait!!