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OTCurve said:
Next slice?! They have a word for women like you...you are a caketease!
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How dare you!
Oh hang on, I've got a little frosting on my fingers, let me just lick that off.
Now, where were we? oh yes, caketease...
Meh - I've been called worse.
:)
 
imemkay said:
How dare you!
Oh hang on, I've got a little frosting on my fingers, let me just lick that off.
Now, where were we? oh yes, caketease...
Meh - I've been called worse.
:)
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An evil, frosted woman...an icing princess...
 
Evolution took the day off today...

This morning, in traffic, I saw a man combing his comb-over with one of those small ice scraper / snow brush combos, while driving.
Checking his stellar coiffure in his mirror, he almost rear-ended a woman in a Honda Civic, who was completely oblivious to the near miss as she was too busy applying make-up and pursing / puckering her lips at herself in her mirror. While driving.

They walk (and drive) among us.
 
Emerson40 said:
This morning, in traffic, I saw a man combing his comb-over with one of those small ice scraper / snow brush combos, while driving.
Checking his stellar coiffure in his mirror, he almost rear-ended a woman in a Honda Civic, who was completely oblivious to the near miss as she was too busy applying make-up and pursing / puckering her lips at herself in her mirror. While driving.

They walk (and drive) among us.
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Well, he gets points for creativity. I've never seen anyone use a snow brush on their hair before.
 
OTCurve said:
You, evil? Not frosted but plain evil? Nah, don't buy it...moderately deranged at best..at best!
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I didn't say I was evil....just that I'm sure I've been called evil before. There's a difference.

Moderately deranged? Oh, you really have NO idea. :D
 
imemkay said:
I didn't say I was evil....just that I'm sure I've been called evil before. There's a difference.

Moderately deranged? Oh, you really have NO idea. :D
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You're right, there is a difference. I sit corrected.

Yea, I am a babe in the woods where derangement is concerned...well, moderate derangement anyway... ;)
 
OTCurve said:
Yea, I am a babe in the woods where derangement is concerned...well, moderate derangement anyway... ;)
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Oh come on, take that last, teensy weensy step into full-on insanity, you'll be glad you did! Remember, anything worth doing is worth doing well! :D
 
imemkay said:
I didn't say I was evil....just that I'm sure I've been called evil before. There's a difference.

Moderately deranged? Oh, you really have NO idea. :D
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I've perved enough of your posts to state quite confidently that I can provide proof that you are indeed off of the deranged scale. :D
 
imemkay said:
Hahahaha! I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure it was intended to be! :)
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Of course it was! You don't think I'd hang around with just anybody, do ya? Sheesh! I do have standards, yanno! OK, they're low, but they're still standards!

:D You're welcome. :kiss:
 
BeachMomma said:
Of course it was! You don't think I'd hang around with just anybody, do ya? Sheesh! I do have standards, yanno! OK, they're low, but they're still standards!

:D You're welcome. :kiss:
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You're right, standards are standards, doesn't matter if they're high or low!

It does make me wonder, though; exactly which posts have outed me as deranged? It was the "Control" thread, wasn't it? Maybe "The New Gif" thread? If it's the new gif thread, I take no responsibility, there are some good gifs there, especially from one particular Litster.
 
imemkay said:
You're right, standards are standards, doesn't matter if they're high or low!

It does make me wonder, though; exactly which posts have outed me as deranged? It was the "Control" thread, wasn't it? Maybe "The New Gif" thread? If it's the new gif thread, I take no responsibility, there are some good gifs there, especially from one particular Litster.
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Hon, it's a cumulative effect - even in the hospital thread. You are the sum of your parts, yanno. :D

But that reminds me; I've been ignoring the Control thread far too much lately.
 
BeachMomma said:
Hon, it's a cumulative effect - even in the hospital thread. You are the sum of your parts, yanno. :D

But that reminds me; I've been ignoring the Control thread far too much lately.
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Damn, I thought I was hiding it well.

Oh, the Control thread is great! :D
 
I'm probably better than the average bear about noticing little things though. ;)

The Control thread is my favorite addiction. :eek:
 
I found out tonight that I'm worth $24 a minute. That feels pretty damned good. Them's call girl prices. :D
 
I would like my money back for 2013 so far. I am not enjoying my life experience.
 
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