Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[imemkay]

Deranged! Couldn't resist..

I thought I was "slightly twisted"
No part of liking chocolate qualifies as deranged!

 

[imemkay]

Today was a cranky day.

I needed a xanax. I don't have a script for xanax.

This evening was better than today.

I received a really lovely compliment, and it meant a lot.

Lots of laughs, too; my cheeks hurt from smiling.

 

[NippleMuncher]

This goes out to Eilan, because we all know how she likes her dick size threads and we just haven't had a good one lately, so this should help her keep her sanity for a little while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCIIZ3hgPVA

 

[OTCurve]

I thought I was "slightly twisted"
No part of liking chocolate qualifies as deranged!

Oh, you are, you are...

Ah, but you forget about liking chocolate in that dark, secret way, that is never mentioned while the sun is out...that's pretty deranged...

 

[imemkay]

Oh, you are, you are...

Ah, but you forget about liking chocolate in that dark, secret way, that is never mentioned while the sun is out...that's pretty deranged...

Eating chocolate with a vampire?

 

[Lion_Roar]

Damnit, damnit, damnit.

 

[Christopher2012]

If this doesn't make you smile... you've got serious issues!

http://youtu.be/NB3NPNM4xgo

I may have been a little weepy at the end.

Meanwhile, there was the Verizon guy walking around in the background yelling "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?! NO?! WHAT?! THESE MOTHER FUCKERS IN THE BACKGROUND ARE ALL SINGING!"

Well played, T-Mobile. Well played.

 

[NightL]

If this doesn't make you smile... you've got serious issues!

I smiled

 

[Miles Long]

If this doesn't make you smile... you've got serious issues!

http://youtu.be/NB3NPNM4xgo

I may have been a little weepy at the end.

I smiled

I have serious issues.

 

[imemkay]

Hmmm, I'm tired and cranky from travelling, just been released from what amounts to a giant petri dish surrounded by screaming brats and rude seatmates. You want to come at me singing? Get the fuck out the way before I kick you in the balls or throat punch you.

 

[Miles Long]

Hmmm, I'm tired and cranky from travelling, just been released from what amounts to a giant petri dish surrounded by screaming brats and rude seatmates. You want to come at me singing? Get the fuck out the way before I kick you in the balls or throat punch you.

This made me smile.

 

[imemkay]

This made me smile.

I'm glad!

 

[OTCurve]

Hmmm, I'm tired and cranky from travelling, just been released from what amounts to a giant petri dish surrounded by screaming brats and rude seatmates. You want to come at me singing? Get the fuck out the way before I kick you in the balls or throat punch you.

*was about to make a snarky comment, reread exactly where you will be kicking and punching, and decides that discretion rules the day*

 

[imemkay]

*was about to make a snarky comment, reread exactly where you will be kicking and punching, and decides that discretion rules the day*

Snark away! How fast can you run?

 

[OTCurve]

Snark away! How fast can you run?

Backwards, with my hands covering my delicate parts?

Surprisingly fast... *snark *snark

Why were you amidst the yelling petri dish of annoyance? Did you lose a bet?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Good day today. I played music. Did a performance art piece sort of. I tasted a new delicacy. Good day and it's just past noon.

 

[imemkay]

Oh, I wasn't. I was responding to the video that Rainshine posted.
Watch it and tell us if you smiled.

 

[imemkay]

Good day today. I played music. Did a performance art piece sort of. I tasted a new delicacy. Good day and it's just past noon.

A new version of wormy cheese?

 

[OTCurve]

Oh, I wasn't. I was responding to the video that Rainshine posted.
Watch it and tell us if you smiled.

Only after I imagined a kata master dual-wielding baseball bats.

 

[imemkay]

Only after I imagined a kata master dual-wielding baseball bats.

LOL I thought your reply might be something like that!

 

[Emerson40]

If this doesn't make you smile... you've got serious issues!

http://youtu.be/NB3NPNM4xgo

I may have been a little weepy at the end.

Sorry, I did not smile. But then I spend a great deal of time in airports and see the state of people freshly disembarked from planes. None of them look like the people from those Viagra commercials.
I did play the whole thing through though, if only to see if they showed the hurried folks rushing to make their connecting flights, singing Fight Song by Marilyn Manson into their cell phones as they blazed a trail to their next gate, using their carry-ons to coax weary travelers - legs still tingly from the cramped aircraft seating - to the left and right.

 

[Lord Pmann]

A new version of wormy cheese?

No. Not quite. It was actually good. I was surprised.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sorry, I did not smile. But then I spend a great deal of time in airports and see the state of people freshly disembarked from planes. None of them look like the people from those Viagra commercials.
I did play the whole thing through though, if only to see if they showed the hurried folks rushing to make their connecting flights, singing Fight Song by Marilyn Manson into their cell phones as they blazed a trail to their next gate, using their carry-ons to coax weary travelers - legs still tingly from the cramped aircraft seating - to the left and right.

Marilyn Manson... That's a name I haven't heard in quite some time. He's a wierdie.

 

[OutofTune]

I sort of worry about the people that post in this thread, and yet, I think I might fit in.

 

[OTCurve]

I sort of worry about the people that post in this thread, and yet, I think I might fit in.

I actually find them refreshingly 'normal'...well, with the exception of... never mind.

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