Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[imemkay]

I do make house calls.

Book your flight, I'll get the frosting ready!

 

[OTCurve]

Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?

You only need one of them.

 

[Eilan]

Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?

Yes. Particularly with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

 

[Emerson40]

Now I'm not one of the learned medical profession, but don't we need our livers?

Did you set yours down someplace and forget where?

I've done that with my keys a few times, and once I left my Blackberry in the fridge.
I know, scatter-brain, right?

Check the top drawer in the desk, or maybe that drawer in the kitchen that has the elastic bands, expired coupons, and the single beater from that hand-held mixer you no longer own. If I was to misplace a liver, I'd look there first.

Oh, one last thing... how many livers do you have? I may have misplaced one or two myself, depending on your answer.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If you need a liver, I know a guy.

(Opens trench coat with livers inside)

 

[NippleMuncher]

Book your flight, I'll get the frosting ready!

Flight 603, lands at 9:15am!

 

[BeachMomma]

Livers are highly over-rated.

Don't forget to look under the couch, between the couch cushions, and in the kitty bed.

 

[silverwhisper]

is it weird that i'm crushing a little on marissa mayer, the CEO of yahoo?

ed

 

[imemkay]

Serenity now!

 

[Emerson40]

is it weird that i'm crushing a little on marissa mayer, the CEO of yahoo?

ed

Could be pretty serious.

You pulled out the "Shift" key.

 

[OTCurve]

Nah, not misplaced, though I did look in all the places suggested and found $4.33 in change..woot!

I was just contemplating meds that help condition A, but the result is your liver goes on the 'rock star circuit' and burns itself out on booze and young blondes...or rather, it 'could'....

If 'coulds' were 'woulds' I would have a...forest...full golf bag...

But, that being said...its nice to 'know a guy that knows a guy'

 

[Lord Pmann]

is it weird that i'm crushing a little on marissa mayer, the CEO of yahoo?

ed

Nope. At least not as weird as the fact that I'm crushing on JOHN Mayer right now. Hehe.

She's cute though. And the CEO of Yahoo at 37? Pretty impressive. Smart girls are hot for sure.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuckity fucking shit balls.

Just breathe.

 

[Emerson40]

Bubbles O'Clock and 80s power ballads... uh oh.

Heard you had a bit of a grinder today.

Cheer up buttercup. You will survive.

 

[Emerson40]

Are you looking in my windows again Emerson. *squint*

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[Lord Pmann]

Fried chicken and waffles!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You fucking rat.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Many times I think I'm funnier than everyone else does.

 

[OTCurve]

Many times I think I'm funnier than everyone else does.

You never know...it is like that old saying, "you're not paranoid if there IS someone out to get you..."

 

[Eilan]

You never know...it is like that old saying, "you're not paranoid if there IS someone out to get you..."

I actually said that to a co-worker today.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You never know...it is like that old saying, "you're not paranoid if there IS someone out to get you..."

Who the fuck have you been talking to and who is out to get me?

 

[Eilan]

One of my cousins has become a Doomsday Prepper. He's stockpiling food and ammunition. He doesn't own any guns, so I don't understand the ammunition stockpiling part.

 

[imemkay]

One of my cousins has become a Doomsday Prepper. He's stockpiling food and ammunition. He doesn't own any guns, so I don't understand the ammunition stockpiling part.

I've seen that television show twice. It cracked me up, and I'll admit it, made me a little nervous. I can't decide if it made me nervous because there are crazy people among us or because it makes you wonder, what if they're right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann. I'm out to get you. IN MY PANTS.

Oh yeah. I said that.

Quoted for future generations.

I'm feeling loved right now. :heart :