Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[imemkay]

Given that today is Groundhog Day, I hope nobody tries a lame joke...

Hahaha. I see what you did there!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I'm soooo drunk!!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

People don't seem to realize!! hahahah so funny!!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I'm so freaking hungover.....

 

[Miles Long]

It's snowing! I want some fucking spring already!

 

[Emerson40]

Vagina 'Murder Plot': Man Accuses Wife Of Poisoning Her Vagina To Kill Him

The man - identified only as a 43-year-old from Sao de Jose Rio Preto - realised something was afoot when he noticed a strange odour coming from his wife's private parts.....





<== There are no vacations, just evacuations.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Not my day today.

 

[NightL]

"Re: My eyes will never see the same again. No no, you really MUST see it."

"Here - do these socks smell? Should I put more deodorant on? Does my arse look big in these? Do I have panda eyes?"


...all requests to run a mile from.... NO NO NO - I will not look NO NO NO

 

[NightL]

*sniffs pits*​

=

Rim-a-Rat​

for ever more Rainshine may spit out "sniffs pits"... hehe

Sniffs Pits

 

[NightL]

OK - I reckon I get the right to modify

*sniff pits*​

Rainshine's ...whatever... complete with the *


*sniff pits*

hehe

 

[Lord Pmann]

Best. Meeting. Ever.

 

[Emerson40]

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[Lord Pmann]

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What does that say, now?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Doctor waiting rooms should be isolated cubicles with germ killing air filtration systems. Ugh... cover your mouth you ferals!

Last time I went to the docie I had to wear a face mask like a common leper.

Feral still makes me laugh so.

 

[Emerson40]

=

Rim-a-Rat​

for ever more Rainshine may spit out "sniffs pits"... hehe

Sniffs Pits

If


Sniffs Pits


=


Rim-a-Rat™


Where does


Fist-a-Frog


fit?





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[NightL]

too good - I bow down to that

sill laughing ten minutes later

 

[NightL]

Come in from my night out - you morning posters are very quiet today - mind you Lit keeps dropping out...

 

[Eilan]

Got an unexpected day off work because of a water issue on campus. Now I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go.

 

[bluebomber]

Pubic hair grooming injuries on the rise!!!

Got a laugh outta this thought i would share.

http://vitals.nbcnews.com/_news/201...ng-injuries-on-the-rise-researchers-find?lite

 

[Eilan]

And the shitstorm begins. Fuck, I hate this town.

 

[OTCurve]

Candles and batteries...storm preparation or the start of a fun night?

 

[NippleMuncher]

Candles and batteries...storm preparation or the start of a fun night?

My vote is for a fun night!

 

[LikeASnowflake]

She's my bodyguard.

 

[Eilan]

Straight men ruin the Internet.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Straight men ruin the Internet.

Makes me glad that I'm one twisted fucker!