Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[talikat]

I actually thought about you when I was making the rainbow cake. Your little one would probably love it. Very appealing to little curly headed girls--though mine is now a big curly headed girl and wants everything with skulls on it.




To the shower, and then off to Community Day to sell sweets and 50/50 tickets. What can I say? I have diverse talents.

YUM!!

 

[Eilan]

Okay, fuckers, my snit's over. Did I miss anything?

 

[Eilan]

 

[NippleMuncher]

We missed you Eilan!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Emerson40]

Welcome back!

Hard to shake us, when we are in your veins.

 

[Eilan]

Hard to shake us, when we are in your veins.

Hotel California FTW!

Okay, so in the last month I've become one of the town pariahs (gotta love small-town Ohio), but I've made some new friends in the process. Doesn't make much sense, does it?

 

[LikeASnowflake]

No more food for the next couple of days....

 

[talikat]

What happened to Spring?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who loves disco?!

Apparently I do, according to my profile. *squint*

You little shit!

 

[Lord Pmann]

You look amazing in your glitter ball style bikini.

I'm wearing it for you. Per your order.

 

[MisterChaos]

I need more tattoos

 

[MisterChaos]

Me too.

What's stopping you?

 

[NippleMuncher]

he misses the bench and there goes the macbook air, smashing into the tiles.

Oops. Guess I won't be doing that again in a hurry!

That's ok, with you dressed like that, he won't need the macbook.

 

[MisterChaos]

Indecision. I met with an artist last week to design the next one. Will see next week what he's come up with.

What's stopping you?

That period is always so nerve-wracking to me. I get really anxious waiting for my design to be finished.

As for me, I'm a poor college student who doesn't have the $700 I need for my next tattoo. That, and my main artist is 6 hours away.

Gotta wait for the summer...

 

[Emerson40]

Oh wow. So I dressed up like a filthy slut tonight for my husband. He'd had a bad day at work, so I thought I'd give him a little treat. I've spent the last hour getting ready, doing my hair, make-up, dressing (well sort of). I open the door to greet him. He's gobsmacked, mouth agape, instantly hard, and without taking his eyes off me moves to put all his work stuff on the bench.... he misses the bench and there goes the macbook air, smashing into the tiles.

Oops. Guess I won't be doing that again in a hurry!

I assume hemlines fell someplace between "whore" and "slut" to qualify as filthy slut?






Just so I can give the Mrs. a heads up regarding our Apple products should she be planning an evening of debauchery.

 

[Emerson40]

Umm.... there were no hemlines.

Someplace in Florida, right now....

 

[Lord Pmann]

*sniffle*

 

[Emerson40]

*sniffle*

Slip into a comfortable leisure suit and fire up the mirror ball my friend.

Find comfort in the music.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

How many clothes can one person have?!? ugh!!

 

[Emerson40]

*sniffle*

Cheer up buttercup! Someone sent me this clip over the weekend, and clearly you are the inspiration behind PETA's efforts to have us eat more veggies.


This post probably belongs in the dick'l make ya slap someone thread, or that cucumber thread in F&S, but I thought it would cheer you up.

 

[Saucyminx]

I need more tattoos

Been jonesin for a new one myself but can't quite convince myself to spend the money.



Em --That Vegan video. . . I just don't know. Having veggies impersonating meat just seems dirty somehow. I like it.

 

[silverwhisper]

glad to see you back, eilan!

ed

 

[Lord Pmann]

I went from being a turd to being the shit in record time.

@emerson- I will check out that link later. I've been cheered up here in the last hour or so. I've been healed! My leprosy; it's gone!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Easily?!?! Ever?!?!