Isolated Blurts - The HT Cafe Way

[Lord Pmann]

The sound of rain, I love it so. I love when I'm siting in my office and I can hear it pouring down outside. Hearing the thunder. Seeing the flashes of lightning.

I like it every time I hear it. Even today. Until I realize, "You fucking idiot, you left your windows cracked."

Fuck.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Frozen!! The lengths I go to for fresh fruit and veg and to not support big business! Heated farmers market would be good!

Says the wife of a man who works for the most evil, diabolical (not to mention incompetent) big business on earth!

 

[Lord Pmann]

He is not a US government employee. *squint* *awaits the storm*

Yes. We have working _______ here. *squints*

 

[Saucyminx]

Yikes! I've been challenged to karaoke on Sat. Now what to sing. . . what to sing. . . .

 

[NippleMuncher]

He is not a US government employee. *squint* *awaits the storm*

LMAO!!!! That is the exact same thought I had!!!!!!!!

Yikes! I've been challenged to karaoke on Sat. Now what to sing. . . what to sing. . . .

Here's a little ditty to get you warmed up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v9at5RlFu4

 

[Saucyminx]

Here's a little ditty to get you warmed up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v9at5RlFu4

You sayin I got a big butt NM? RS could you squint at him for that for me please?

I probably won't have a partner for the karoake, I will be solo.
I do love "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" though.

Since it is a family oriented picnic, my usual bar fave "I touch myself" will not be appropriate. Some chick someone brought along last year sang "Crazy Bitch." I thought she was going to get dumped head first in the porto-potty by all the angry parents. No class at all.

Shame they probably won't have Sabra Girl from Nickelcreek, or Stand Where I Stood by Missy Higgins. I can sing both of those pretty well.

 

[Eilan]

Interview is in three hours.

Breathe. . .

 

[Saucyminx]

Interview is in three hours.

Breathe. . .

Remember, "peace, love, joy, baby ducks."

You will rock it. I mean c'mon--you are Eilan! Who else could carry off a Tim Curry in drag av?

Fingers crossed for you and tons of positive energy coming your way.

 

[haha_on_me]

Interview is in three hours.

Breathe. . .

Be confident, be brave, be yourself.

 

[Eilan]

Be confident, be brave, be yourself.

Uh-oh.

 

[haha_on_me]

Uh-oh.

Hahahahahahaha whatever! If you can't be yourself, then no one, or no job is worth their salt to have you.

 

[NippleMuncher]

You sayin I got a big butt NM? RS could you squint at him for that for me please?

Not at all, I see you more like this.

You could always to this little ditty.

 

[Saucyminx]

Not at all, I see you more like this.

You could always to this little ditty.

I have more rhythm, and bigger boobies.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I have more rhythm, and bigger boobies.

Well, sure, that's a given. I wanted to point that out as well, but didn't want to risk landing in the asshat thread.

 

[Saucyminx]

Well, sure, that's a given. I wanted to point that out as well, but didn't want to risk landing in the asshat thread.

Never that baby.

 

[Eilan]

You'll nail it!

I think it went well, but I'm not convinced I knocked it out of the park. I'll know one way or another in a week or two.

 

[silverwhisper]

fingers are still crossed over here, eilan.

ed

 

[imemkay]

Damn you, vast expanses of land.
DAMN YOU!!!!!!

 

[silverwhisper]

so..."vast expanses of land", or..."huge tracts of land"?

inquiring minds want to know!

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

so..."vast expanses of land", or..."huge tracts of land"?

inquiring minds want to know!

ed

I don't know what, or who, she's talking about, but it's definitely the expanses. I'm having a problem with them myself at the moment too.

 

[imemkay]

so..."vast expanses of land", or..."huge tracts of land"?

inquiring minds want to know!

ed

vast expanses/huge tracts...tomato/to-mah-to.
Whatever we call it, it's difficult being 3000+ miles away from where you want to be.

I don't know what, or who, she's talking about, but it's definitely the expanses. I'm having a problem with them myself at the moment too.

I don't know what, or who, you're talking about but it's awful, isn't it?
Also, what happened to your av? He was cute!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Looks like either a board glitch or something was changed in the back office. It was set to "no avatar". I'll have to upload it again when I get a chance.

 

[Aphro]

Huge tracts of land

Monty Python and the huge tracts of land.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk

Skip to 1:27.

 

[imemkay]

Monty Python and the huge tracts of land.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk

Skip to 1:27.

Ah, Monty Python. I should have caught that. LOL

I'm not even going to comment on "huge tracts of land"; I learned my lesson.

 

[Saucyminx]

I have the whole place to myself! I can't decide what to do first. . . hot bath, nap, make something I like for dinner. . . . the possibilities are endless!