It's all sex, sex, sex

[Black Tulip]

Nah, don't be ashamed.

A bit of whining is part of the game. I had some colleagues who volunteered to listen to me when it got rough.

Have you ever smelled yourself now in comparison to people who still smoke?

Nice, clean, fresh. Not only your clothes, but you as well.

But can we now stop discussing c.i.g.a.r.e.t.t.e.s.?

Groaoaoaoaoaoaon.

 

[Guest]

Well, this thread is dead for me. As some know, I'm one of the three people in California who smoke. Good luck to those who quit, but I don't want to hear about it.

Xarrumfotl, Perdita

 

[NoJo]

Believe me, if I lived in California, I'd smoke too. On principle.

Many years ago when I was a kid, I travelled round the U.S. I lit a roll-up cigarette on a bus in L.A., completely oblivious to the rules -- back then you could smoke at the back of buses is London.

I got appreciative looks from the low-life passengers around me. The driver stopped the bus, came up to me and said "you better get rid of that, unless it's Acupulco Gold, in which case give it to me." The passengers cracked up.

 

[Guest]

Ha ha ha, Joe. Even if you made that up it'd be true more than once in more than a few places in Calif.

Perdita

(Where is Gauche? I need backup. puff, puff...)

 

[Boxlicker101]

Ha ha ha, Joe. Even if you made that up it'd be true more than once in more than a few places in Calif.

Perdita

(Where is Gauche? I need backup. puff, puff...)

It would certainly be true all over the Bay Area, especially in S F or Oakland or Berzerkeley. Not so much in San Jose, because the bus system here is pretty Mickey Mouse.

Personally, I quit smoking, cold turkey, 29 years ago this month as part of a series of new year's resolutions, one of thre few resolutions that I have kept. (in a superior manner)

 

[NoJo]

Ha ha ha, Joe. Even if you made that up it'd be true more than once in more than a few places in Calif.

Perdita

(Where is Gauche? I need backup. puff, puff...)

It's a true story . Now, as then, The bus system in L.A. , which is really bad-mouthed, is incredibly good - an airconditioned bus ride of up to about 20 miles costs 50 cents. Little old Jewish ladies, po people and one or two European backpackers. "Ordinary" people don't use them. There's a sort of cameraderie among the passengers: there *has* to be: any one of them might pull out a gun.

My intrepid and smart 80-year old mother stayed with my brother last year, who lives there. She hitched rides in L.A. a couple of times. My brother was in shock when he found out. She told him "I was too tired to walk, so I hitched a lift. A very nice young black man went miles out of his way and dropped me right here!"

 

[Boxlicker101]

It's a true story . Now, as then, The bus system in L.A. , which is really bad-mouthed, is incredibly good - an airconditioned bus ride of up to about 20 miles costs 50 cents. Little old Jewish ladies, po people and one or two European backpackers. "Ordinary" people don't use them. There's a sort of cameraderie among the passengers: there *has* to be: any one of them might pull out a gun.

My intrepid and smart 80-year old mother stayed with my brother last year, who lives there. She hitched rides in L.A. a couple of times. My brother was in shock when he found out. She told him "I was too tired to walk, so I hitched a lift. A very nice young black man went miles out of his way and dropped me right here!"

The L.A. bus system had probably deteriorated some since then and I am sure it costs more although I have never ridden it. Personally, if I were to see an 80 year old person hitchhiking, I would give them a ride all the way to their destination, even if it happened to be miles out of my way. Probably 99% of the people in California would do the same.

 

[Guest]

I plan to be an intrepid, smart and sexy old lady (getting there too fast though) and like the idea of hitching again. I plan to always speak my mind too and not care what anyone thinks (unless I like them).

Perdita

 

[NoJo]

The L.A. bus system had probably deteriorated some since then and I am sure it costs more although I have never ridden it.

Well, It was still only 50 cents flat fare from one bus company two years back, when I was last out there. Some of the others were a dollar. May have gone up since then.

 

[Singularity]

Welcome Back SJ

Glad to see you're not dead.

You were one of the wise old guys here when I first starting submititng stories, and now you're even older.


S.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

SJ,

How's it hanging, son? Gauche did a good job of bringing you up to speed on the newer entries into this group of congenital, I mean congenial, Lit folks.

Weren't you planning on some sort of Florida to California drive? If so, what happened? If not, never mind.

Now about your kicking the killer weed. Just remember, you only gave up cigarettes, not smoking, baby.

Glad you're back among us.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[MagicFingers]

Re: Where you going with that shotgun?

Hey Joe.

A couple of introductions necessary here I think.
...
Minsue and Magicfingers? God knows. I've never had so much as a civil word from either of them.
...
Gauche

...

??? Do you mean I'm not civil? Or do you mean you just haven't heard anything from me to know anything about me?

 

[MagicFingers]

Re: Re: Where you going with that shotgun?

Gauche,
Thanks for the "heads up".
...
Minsue and Magicfingers. I'd advise you both to keep a civil tongue on my head; I can be very easily offended by rude and course language, strapping and caning.

Huh?
What?
I just made a fun reply about the woman in a bathtub of cum, and a comment about quitting smoking after 25 years and still being able to enjoy sex.
Sorry, I should know better than to post in this forum when I'm not one of the click.

 

[gauchecritic]

Cliques and cliches

Sorry, I should know better than to post in this forum when I'm not one of the click.

It's pronounced clickway.

Gauche

Magic, I simply don't recall having spoken (posted) directly to you, or you me. Could be my age.

 

[Black Tulip]

Re: Re: Re: Where you going with that shotgun?

Huh?
What?
I just made a fun reply about the woman in a bathtub of cum, and a comment about quitting smoking after 25 years and still being able to enjoy sex.
Sorry, I should know better than to post in this forum when I'm not one of the click.

I'm sure Sub Joe can handle his own answers. I just want to say your reaction surprises me. I thought you and Min were invited:
keep a civil tongue on my head.

Not sure which head, but the one visible in the AV is quite nice. I would not mind to have my tongue on that one.

Black Tulip, as far as she knows, only part of the universe.

 

[NoJo]

SJ,
Weren't you planning on some sort of Florida to California drive? If so, what happened? If not, never mind.
Rumple Foreskin

Yeah, but I got hit by a streak of bad luck - bottom line, I found myself with neither the time or the cash for it. I was really looking forward to it. So was my son. I still have printouts of all the great food and places advice from all you "Suthen" people.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yeah, but I got hit by a streak of bad luck - bottom line, I found myself with neither the time or the cash for it. I was really looking forward to it. So was my son. I still have printouts of all the great food and places advice from all you "Suthen" people.

Sorry to hear that, Sub Joe. But tell me, what did you do with all great advice we gave you about cheap whore houses and sleazy massage parlors?

Wait a minute, was it Pop and Ogg who asked for that info? Maybe I'm thinking about MathGirl, Perdita, and Svenskaflicka wanting the down and dirty on escourt services and male strip joints. I better not even get into what Gauche was asking about.

Anyway, hope you get to make the trip someday.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

Yeah, but I got hit by a streak of bad luck - bottom line, I found myself with neither the time or the cash for it. I was really looking forward to it. So was my son. I still have printouts of all the great food and places advice from all you "Suthen" people.

I have no time or cash and I'm in Florida. I've never been to England. Perhaps we can work a trade.

 

[NoJo]

what did you do with all great advice we gave you about cheap whore houses and sleazy massage parlors?

Well, my kid's eleven, so maybe I should wait, what, three years? and then maybe we can make use of the info.

 

[NoJo]

Re: Welcome Back SJ

Glad to see you're not dead.

You were one of the wise old guys here when I first starting submititng stories, and now you're even older.


S.

I was going to beat you about the head with my tongue for that,

and then I remembered you wrote http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=44218

which I jerked off to. So I won't.

 

[Guest]

... Maybe I'm thinking about MathGirl, Perdita, and Svenskaflicka wanting the down and dirty on escourt services and male strip joints.

Rumply, hon, I like that combo - me, Maths and Flicka on the town (or street, lap, whatever). And please don't get into what Gauche was asking thank you very much.

Perdita

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Rumply, hon, I like that combo - me, Maths and Flicka on the town (or street, lap, whatever). And please don't get into what Gauche was asking thank you very much.

Perdita

P-dita,

Sub Joe might be willing to go along as the designated driver, or if you're on foot, your designated street walker.

R-skin

 

[Boxlicker101]

Rumply, hon, I like that combo - me, Maths and Flicka on the town (or street, lap, whatever). And please don't get into what Gauche was asking thank you very much.

Perdita

Hey, Dita, If you want, I can volunteer as the designated driver. I'm assuming the town you will be on is San Francisco and I live not that far from there. I hope you don't mind riding in the back of my pickup truck, though.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Maybe I'm thinking about MathGirl, Perdita, and Svenskaflicka wanting the down and dirty on escourt services and male strip joints.

Oh, please! As if I didn't know all the dirt on every escort service and male strip joint in the world?

 

[SlickTony]

Wow, Sub Joe, it has been a long time, hasn't it? It's all coming back to me now--Cindy Heller and the road trip advice.

Congratulations on having quit smoking. Hope you stay quit. My husband quit once after he had pneumonia but then he started back.

I hope you weren't including me in among the illiterate people in this forum. I am considered by many to be literate to a fault.