Johnny's Advice Corner

[catalina_francisco]

I'm moving somewhere between Jacks-On-Ville and the Gap Chasm, just east of dragon country.

Hope you're all packed and ready so a certain special person isn't left waiting, impatiently tapping her foot to the beat of the anticipated flogger you will weild on your arrival!! LOL.

Catalina

 

[Etoile]

What's with the new Diet Coke with Lime? It tastes exactly like Diet Coke with Lemon. Most people don't taste limes often enough to know the difference anyway. So why did they make it?

 

[Krinaia]

I love Lime. I'll often order a piece of lime in my ice tea instead of lemon... so they invented it for jerks like me oh and so it would sound more "Exotic" without being so exoticly weird as something say as coke with "mango" cuz who'd drink that?!

 

[Etoile]

I love Lime. I'll often order a piece of lime in my ice tea instead of lemon... so they invented it for jerks like me oh and so it would sound more "Exotic" without being so exoticly weird as something say as coke with "mango" cuz who'd drink that?!

Actually, you're right, it does sound more exotic...I hadn't thought of that. And personally, I love mango! But it wouldn't mesh well with cola, I think. Do you ever run into restaurants who don't have limes for you?

JM, what's your take?

 

[Krinaia]

most the time I'm actually too embarassed to ask. But sometimes, I do... especially if they have a bar. Those are the resturants I ask at becaus eI know they have limes for their drinks.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I think a twist of anything is for chicks and queers...and since half the chicks around Lit are queers, I'm not surprised in the least...

As far as the Diet Coke...pretty much everyone has picked a brand, and sticks to it, so the only way to make more money is to make a new flavor every six months and hope people will at least try it a few times.

 

[kitty4ever]

Why am I still awake? I should be sleeping.....really.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Why am I still awake? I should be sleeping.....really.

You were thinking of sending me money, that's why you are still up!


Everyone, sending me cash is the cure for insomnia, crabs, and bad breath.

 

[kitty4ever]

<arches a kitty brow> No, I doubt that's it.....try again old brilliant one.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

<arches a kitty brow> No, I doubt that's it.....try again old brilliant one.

The question is: do you want to go to sleep, or are you ok with staying up? If you need to sleep, you should do drugs... Benadryl works wonders if you've got it...(anything with diphenhydramine hydrochloride will do) Besides that, soft music and warm milk?

 

[kitty4ever]

<sighs> I want to sleep, but I'm wide awake. I hate taking drugs to sleep. I always wake up feeling drowsy and instead of being instantly awake, it's like I'm working through a haze. I think I'm going to try again. Night and thanks

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

<sighs> I want to sleep, but I'm wide awake. I hate taking drugs to sleep. I always wake up feeling drowsy and instead of being instantly awake, it's like I'm working through a haze. I think I'm going to try again. Night and thanks

Good luck!

 

[kitty4ever]

I was finally able to fall asleep.

 

[Limbhugger]

Okay now that the tears have have left my eyes from that all-too funny slam...

Why is there "kethup" and "catsup"?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Okay now that the tears have have left my eyes from that all-too funny slam...

Why is there "kethup" and "catsup"?

There were actually at one point Ketchups, Catsups, Catchups, Katsups, Catsips, Cotsups, Kotchups, Kitsips, Catsoups, Katshoups, Katsocks, Cackchops, Cornchops, Cotpocks, Kotpocks, Kutpucks, Kutchpucks...all based on phonetio approximations of the Chinese word Ke-tsiap, which was a 17th century picked fish sauce. As more bottled brands came out accross the US, regional spellings were used. Eventually, the two big brands emerged: east coast Hunts Catsup and west coast Heinz Ketchup.

 

[Limbhugger]

*mouth agape, head shaking slowly* amazing.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

*mouth agape, head shaking slowly* amazing.

Pretty groovy, huh?

 

[Scarlett_t2]

I was wondering how many times you must flog someone until you are not considered a "newbie"?
Scarlett
P.S. Your to funny I'm still laughing my ass off.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I was wondering how many times you must flog someone until you are not considered a "newbie"?
Scarlett
P.S. Your to funny I'm still laughing my ass off.

Just once, if you do it right(sort of like masturbation...a rookie the first time, from then on an expert!)

 

[bunny bondage]

my best friend is worried about her first fist fight. who will it be with?

 

[Krinaia]

Just once, if you do it right(sort of like masturbation...a rookie the first time, from then on an expert!)

If I only had sex once (vaginally) and it was a hilarious failure but a failure none the less... leaving me well, unfucked.... does that mean I'm still a virgin?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

If I only had sex once (vaginally) and it was a hilarious failure but a failure none the less... leaving me well, unfucked.... does that mean I'm still a virgin?

If you got penetrated, you are not a virgin...I think...