Just a typical AH thread - nothing to see here

[Djmac1031]

The mind boggles...at least mine does

Hope you like calamari.

 

[EmilyMiller]

The mind boggles...at least mine does

It was me trying to rationalize having to write a tentacle porn story. I was kindly provided with some research material by fellow AHers (hentaied - not for the faint hearted) and decided to lean into every trope of the genre.

Em

 

[Mastered_again]

It was me trying to rationalize having to write a tentacle porn story. I was kindly provided with some research material by fellow AHers (hentaied - not for the faint hearted) and decided to lean into every trope of the genre.

Em

Sorry, I'm chapodiphobic

 

[EmilyMiller]

Sorry, I'm chapodiphobic

But my octopus (and squid) are adorable.



Em

 

[LexxRuthless]

I'm pleased that this thread has become the AH Tea Shop and Reading Room.
I like lots of teas, hot and cold, but if I'm going to pick just one...

Bringing it back to Literotica:

Seriously, one of y'all who write SF needs to make this story!

 

[Mastered_again]

But my octopus (and squid) are adorable.



Em

Adorability is in the eye of the beholder. Mr. M might find them delectable.

 

[Bamagan]

Bringing it back to Literotica:

Seriously, one of y'all who write SF needs to make this story!

Beverly: Don't forget to count them, Captain.
Jean-Luc: Engage.
*swat*
Jean-Luc: There!
*swat*
Jean-Luc: Are!
*swat*
Jean-Luc: Four!
*swat*
Jean-Luc: Lights!

 

[Djmac1031]

Beverly: Don't forget to count them, Captain.
Jean-Luc: Engage.
*swat*
Jean-Luc: There!
*swat*
Jean-Luc: Are!
*swat*
Jean-Luc: Four!
*swat*
Jean-Luc: Lights!

*Wesley walks in*

"Mom??? Captain Picard??? What are you..."

Jean-Luc / Beverly (simultaneously):

"SHUT UP, WESLEY!"

 

[EmilyMiller]

*Wesley walks in*

"Mom??? Captain Picard??? What are you..."

Jean-Luc / Beverly (simultaneously):

"SHUT UP, WESLEY!"

How can I ever be the nerd that @AwkwardlySet aspires for me to be when I can’t join in on Star Trek jokes?

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

How can I ever be the nerd that @AwkwardlySet aspires for me to be when I can’t join in on Star Trek jokes?

Em

Oh come on, you could already do a great Spock imitation. Just arch your eyebrow and use a lot of big words.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh come on, you could already do a great Spock imitation. Just arch your eyebrow and use a lot of big words.

Thought-provoking.

Nah! It won’t catch on.

Everyone knows Spock, it’s the Deep Space Voyage Of Nine I don’t know.

Em

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Thought-provoking.

Nah! It won’t catch on.

Everyone knows Spock, it’s the Deep Space Voyage Of Nine I don’t know.

Em

Rob Schneider cast opposite Jeri Ryan:

"Seven of Nine!

"The Sevstress!

"Nine-O-Rama!

"Borg!"

Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be in some other project, with no time for this.

 

[onehitwanda]

This being Literotica, I'm going to willfully misinterpret that as you lamenting that public transit in London has fuck-shelves that are placed too high for short ladies to fully appreciate when they want to 'take the tube' in public.

Anyone who has carnal relations on the London underground is likely to end up with seventeen STDs after the first minute, at least two of which will be unknown to medical science.

Seriously. Even the new lines are filthy, and when I still used the Bakerloo I did my best to Never Touch Anything.

 

[Bamagan]

Anyone who has carnal relations on the London underground is likely to end up with seventeen STDs after the first minute, at least two of which will be unknown to medical science.

Seriously. Even the new lines are filthy, and when I still used the Bakerloo I did my best to Never Touch Anything.

Mind the clap.

 

[Djmac1031]

Anyone who has carnal relations on the London underground is likely to end up with seventeen STDs after the first minute, at least two of which will be unknown to medical science.

Seriously. Even the new lines are filthy, and when I still used the Bakerloo I did my best to Never Touch Anything.

So what you're saying is, while you might get the Slow Clap for performing on the train... you'll probably just get The Clap.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Anyone who has carnal relations on the London underground is likely to end up with seventeen STDs after the first minute, at least two of which will be unknown to medical science.

Seriously. Even the new lines are filthy, and when I still used the Bakerloo I did my best to Never Touch Anything.

One of my Brit friends claims that - rather than China - COVID came from the Tube .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

So what you're saying is, while you might get the Slow Clap for performing on the train... you'll probably just get The Clap.

What’s the emoji for groan?

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

What’s the emoji for groan?

Em

Dunno. But there's always facepalm.

 

[Bamagan]

What’s the emoji for groan?

Em

Groan of pain:
Groan of disgust:
Groan of dismay:
Groan of lust:

 

[onehitwanda]

What has happened to the British rail system… used to be so clean when I lived there back in the late eighties and early nineties.

What Britain were you visiting? We're incapable of building clean infrastructure here. For that, you need to go to Holland or Germany!

 

[onehitwanda]

One of my Brit friends claims that - rather than China - COVID came from the Tube .

Em

Specifically, from Elephant and Castle.

But Andromedan Death Flu is going to come from Old Street - mark my words.

 

[onehitwanda]

West Germany back then was incredibly clean. The country was the most well-kept I’ve ever seen. I don’t recall Amsterdam being close to Germany’s.

Amsterdam is a typical European city, if nicer than most. But the rural Netherlands is almost picture-perfect; like Switzerland without the mountains. The Dutch are inordinately proud of their little towns.

Really makes the grime that is drowning England painful to see when you come back from a visit to the continent.

 

[SimonDoom]

Amsterdam is a typical European city, if nicer than most. But the rural Netherlands is almost picture-perfect; like Switzerland without the mountains. The Dutch are inordinately proud of their little towns.

Really makes the grime that is drowning England painful to see when you come back from a visit to the continent.

I haven't been to England in a while, but it's hard to imagine its cities looking worse than some in the US right now. Homeless camps are everywhere, and the filth is piling up all over.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Those cities are nearly all (insert political party here)-run—they are destroying much of the USA.

I really enjoy seeing people who take pride in their property and nearby public property as well.

This isn’t the Politics forum, hun.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I know, that’s why I didn’t put a p. party in my post.

This is a thread for being nice to each other - your meaning was still clear. It’s pretty dissonant with the thread.

Em