Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Bamagan]

Accuracy: 98%

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Accuracy: 98%

I wondered where @StillStunned got those writing exercise ideas...

 

[StillStunned]

I wondered where @StillStunned got those writing exercise ideas...

I'm doing hard time.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I'm doing hard time.

Kinda had you pegged for a bad boy.

 

[StillStunned]

Kinda had you pegged for a bad boy.

I deny being pegged by anyone.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

I'm doing hard time.

So, erection pun?

-Eddie

 

[StillStunned]

So, erection pun?

-Eddie

Something in that vein.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I deny being pegged by anyone.

I will neither confirm nor deny same.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Something in that vein.

Badum-Tish.

 

[Plathfan]

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Kudos for revitalizing this thread. @EmilyMiller may be taking a break bit there's no reason we can't keep up her positive influence.

 

[Sparky74]

Could not agree more @ShelbyDawn57

 

[Sparky74]

Really could do with positive vibes at the moment.

 

[Bamagan]

Surprise!

 

[StillStunned]

Surprise!

It's not really a surprise if you pay close attention.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Surprise!

B (cup) positive?

More like D (cup) lightful

 

[Bamagan]

It's not really a surprise if you pay close attention.

Says the person habitually distracted by the furniture, flooring, crown moulding, etc.!

 

[StillStunned]

Says the person habitually distracted by the furniture, flooring, crown moulding, etc.!

It's a bit like those porn videos (that I've heard about, never seen for myself, obviously), with titles like "Surprise cum-in-mouth!" I mean, how much of a surprise can it really be? How absentminded are you to forget you're giving a blowjob?

 

[Bamagan]

It's a bit like those porn videos (that I've heard about, never seen for myself, obviously), with titles like "Surprise cum-in-mouth!" I mean, how much of a surprise can it really be? How absentminded are you to forget you're giving a blowjob?

Perhaps the fellatrix was distracted by a rousing game of 'Anywhere But Here' until salty reality caught up with her.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Surprise!

I knew it was coming. I just knew it. LOL

 

[onehitwanda]

I'm much, much more interested in the vision in the background.

 

[StillStunned]

I'm much, much more interested in the vision in the background.

The bed? Yes, it calls to my heart too.

 

[onehitwanda]

The bed? Yes, it calls to my heart too.

A sheep, a drum and a snake all fell down a cliff.

Baa. Dum. Tss