Just a typical AH thread - nothing to see here

[Djmac1031]

She speaks in tongues.

That's code for salad tossing, isn't it?

 

[MillieDynamite]

Answer me this, how can we have a normal AH thread when there isn't a single, just a normal HHer?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Answer me this, how can we have a normal AH thread when there isn't a single, just a normal HHer?

I should have said “typical”

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Answer me this, how can we have a normal AH thread when there isn't a single, just a normal HHer?

Fixed.

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

No, thank you, my nightmares aren't in need of enhancement.

As for Sparky, well, did you know that napalm is now illegal? There was too much video footage of little kids burned black like over cooked hotdogs and screaming in agony as they died. What the video footage could not provide was the smell of the overcooked bodies. That smell and the sound of their screams are still with me in my nightmares.
I wish I could share those nightmares with you.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Wondermous and much more sensical!

Fixed.

Em

 

[MelissaBaby]

Your so called "domain expert" was completely wrong on all four counts in her premise. And "several more experienced authors" jumped to unfounded and erroneous conclusions, having not bothered to read a single word of my story.

"Milquetoast circles" ??? Really? Three combat tours in Vietnam. One tour in Central America. Two tours in South America. One tour in North Africa. Two tours in the Middle East. Oh, and I climbed Masada with some IDF friends. Four Purple Hearts.

In the paratroopers, if you spoke to someone in a rude and ugly fashion, you can expect a punch in the face. This venue gives unfortunates like you the freedom to say anything you like, with no recourse. Anonymity is a powerful thing. Too powerful, in your case.

And if some of the people in that thread ever said those things to my face, they would find themselves facing a long recovery in a hospital.

That would include you.

Given how this has worked out, and the inability of Literotica to shut down this thread when I asked them to, I will turn my writing efforts elsewhere and make no more submissions.

Please give us the benefit of your room temperature IQ in the comments section of my existing works.

Tiestheknots

Sparky, to get an idea of what this is all about, I suggest to take a trip to a place called Hereford and find a local pub. Chat up one of the lads and ask him if the SAS is only taking homosexuals in their ranks?

JaxRhapsody, take a trip to Clarksville, TN, find a bar near the headquarters of the 5th SF Group and ask them a similar sort of rude question.

Since neither of you will ever have the balls to get into a confrontation like that, then why insult other people? I never did or said anthing to you.

The answer is very simple, you are both cowards and liars.

And djrip, EmilyMiller called me a loser because I objectify women. Without having read a single word written by me.

EmilyMiller is the one that started this thread, with something about being nice to people.

No, the loser here is Literotica. Talented and thoughtful people will look at threads like this and decide that if it is populated with untalented losers, then perhaps there are other venues where their talents might be better appreciated.

Good luck, guys, and I truly hope that Literotica fades away into oblivion, all thanks to your efforts.

Tiestheknots

It sounds like you were a really tough guy about fifty years ago.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Typical banter, nothing more, nothing less, and nothing inspiring me right now in this thread.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

and nothing inspiring me right now in this thread.

And how about... NOW.

 

[TxRad]

Too sad most animals have more sense than a lot of people.

 

[Sparky74]

As for Sparky, well, did you know that napalm is now illegal? There was too much video footage of little kids burned black like over cooked hotdogs and screaming in agony as they died. What the video footage could not provide was the smell of the overcooked bodies. That smell and the sound of their screams are still with me in my nightmares.
I wish I could share those nightmares with you.

You do by being on here Blah Blah Blah brecon beacons back back Blah Blah

 

[MillieDynamite]

Aw, ain't that so sweet.

And how about... NOW.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Oh, no, darling. I will no longer submit my stories to Literotica.
In the meantime, I am having a blast dealing with the nitwits and room temperature IQ's in this thread.
As for you, I spent six months on an exchange tour in Hereford. Nice lads, one and all.

But what colour was the boathouse? ;-)

 

[Bramblethorn]

I've never seen so much rude, arrogant, politically correct bullshit in my life.

Some of the feedback in that thread could maybe have been gentler. But...

And if some of the people in that thread ever said those things to my face, they would find themselves facing a long recovery in a hospital.

...where I come from, threatening people with grievous bodily harm is considered extremely rude.

 

[Sparky74]

Some of the feedback in that thread could maybe have been gentler. But...



...where I come from, threatening people with grievous bodily harm is considered extremely rude.

Spot on 100% some people just don't like being called out. especially as they were the person who barged into this thread and started hurling accusations that were totally without Proof.

 

[Sparky74]

Good Morning Everyone from the UK now 07.59 Saturday Morning and just wanted to try and restore some normality to this lovely Thread I hope the day finds you all Well. Best wishes to you All.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

Here, have a picture with a cat in a box in a box with a cat! https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https://i.redd.it/wauee6i8rn6a1.jpg

 

[DickandDoof]

Unfortunately, your promise becomes a hard bar to lift above believability, being only one serial killer I wrote about was a reliable narrator. Come to think about it, was she a reliable narrator? HUmm, well, we'll keep our eyes peeled and our guns ready just in case.

You make a good point. You can’t always trust the words of a serial killer. Or a cereal killer. Many are very good at covering up their lies through charm and deception. But you can trust me, I always tell the truth. I’m sure Emily will vouch for me. We’ve been friends for a year and I’ve never once tried to kill her. Haven’t even thought about it.

 

[EmilyMiller]

You make a good point. You can’t always trust the words of a serial killer. Or a cereal killer. Many are very good at covering up their lies through charm and deception. But you can trust me, I always tell the truth. I’m sure Emily will vouch for me. We’ve been friends for a year and I’ve never once tried to kill her. Haven’t even thought about it.

He’s a doll. Really .

Not one of those scary Victorian ones inhabited by a malevolent spirit either. Though now I come to think about it…

Em

 

[Rustyoznail]

Well, look at that. The threads been swept.

All nice and clean.

 

[DickandDoof]

Thanks, Em. You’re the best!!!

Though I must confess a certain admiration for Vlad the Impaler.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Thanks, Em. You’re the best!!!

Though I must confess a certain admiration for Vlad the Impaler.

What a great name for a strap-on!

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Was there a character called Brad the Impaler in some book? Rings a bell.

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

I murdered a lot of cereal in my time. That makes me a cereal killer; worse, I ate it all down. That makes me a cereal cannibal.

You make a good point. You can’t always trust the words of a serial killer. Or a cereal killer. Many are very good at covering up their lies through charm and deception. But you can trust me, I always tell the truth. I’m sure Emily will vouch for me. We’ve been friends for a year and I’ve never once tried to kill her. Haven’t even thought about it.

 

[Bamagan]

I murdered a lot of cereal in my time. That makes me a cereal killer; worse, I ate it all down. That makes me a cereal cannibal.

It's only cannibalism if you're also a cereal, or if the cereal is made of people. Millie Flakes, or Dyna-bites, perhaps.