Just for Fun. Sex Position.

The electric accordion is similar to a manual accordion, except for the use of electric cattle prods rather than riding crops to prompt the partners in fellatio to move towards and away from each other, simulating the compression and inspiration of air characteristic of the eponymous musical instrument.

Next: The Gyroscope
 
Wow, looks like I almost killed this thread!

The Gyroscope is an advanced position that requires special equipment as well as a strong stomach. The partners enter what appears to be a large padded sphere with handholds positioned all around it. Upon entering, the partners must decide how they will engage with each other while maintaining safety holds with hands and feet. The hatch is closed and internal lights come on and motors spin the sphere all around in every direction while the partners do their best to thrust towards each other and not become violently ill. The motors can be set to a specified runtime.

Up next: The Pudding Pop!
 
The Pudding Pop is one of the more elementary of food/sex combinations. It works equally well with MM, FF, and FM pairings. Some afficionados, though, have accomplished it as a Pudding Pop circular chain. There is a bit of a competition as to forming the largest Pudding Pop chain with complete successful popping. The male participants coat their cocks and pubic mounds in pudding, preferably a flavor enjoyed by their partner(s); the females fill their cunts with pudding, being careful to spread enough between their labia to ensure a good seal. Those involved commence to performing oral sex on their partner, slowly sucking the pudding off while bringing their partner to a climax. As a participant cums, their partner pulls their mouth away, while still maintaining a firm suction so that the releases sounds a loud pop and fills his/her mouth with a delectable combination of flavored pudding and appropriate bodily fluids.

Next in line: the CPR
 
There are two types of CPR: When performed on a pussy the technique is 10 pumps in and out with fingers, followed by three long licks. When performed on a cock, 10 strokes, followed by three long sucks. Repeat sequence until maximum pleasure and orgasm is reached.

Next: the Brain freeze
 
There are two types of CPR: When performed on a pussy the technique is 10 pumps in and out with fingers, followed by three long licks. When performed on a cock, 10 strokes, followed by three long sucks. Repeat sequence until maximum pleasure and orgasm is reached.

Next: the Brain freeze
Who says you can't learn lifesaving skills?
 
This is a BDSM favorite where a partner performing fellatio fills their mouth with ice chips causing pleasure to the fellated and pain to the sucker with a brain freeze.

Next: the flying squirrel
 
The "Flying Squirrel" is a deceptively simple sexual maneuver; it actually is highly dangerous and requires great precision on the part of the female and great bravery on the part of the male. In short, the lady climbs high in a tree while the gentleman hangs facing his partner by his hands from a middle branch in an opposite tree. A trampoline or safety net should be placed strategically beneath the gentleman. The lady shouts "NUTS!" and dives from her tree in a trajectory designed to allow her to catch the man's "nuts" in her mouth. The man should release his hold on the limb at this point so they can both land safely below.

Our next feat of Sexual Derring-do is "the Joust."
 
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