Kinky Dating

[midwestyankee]

You’re my brother, kinda, but this is hot.
Let’s move down south so stuffed like that doesn’t matter!

Nice Freudian slip.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Nice Freudian slip.

 

[cookiecat]

Hi, fancy lurking on the BDSM boards and contributing sweet FA? If writing out replies to forum posts, only to constantly edit, revise and eventually delete your gibberish, ultimately deciding that the conversation can and will continue just fine and dandy with out your interjection, sounds like a fun way to spend a couple of hours, PM me.

P.S. Must like switchy stuff of the gentle kind, Nick Cave and long walks through the glitter thread.

Nice to see you around

I'm willing to try just about anything at least once, maybe twice, to see if I like it, but I have to draw the line at glitter.

ok you don't have to wear glitter but the glitter thread is quite nice <-- self promotion!

 

[cookiecat]

A kinky dating as has somehow turned into a maybe wholesome Coffee Klatch at my house.


All are welcome.

This should happen!!

 

[midwestyankee]

This should happen!!

Agreed. And we Midwesterners should bring the pizza.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Agreed. And we Midwesterners should bring the pizza.

GET OUT!!!

 

[JJonah]

GET OUT!!!

Right.

Because, wrong water.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Right.

Because, wrong water.

You dig it, okay.
It’s all about the water.

 

[JJonah]

You dig it, okay.
It’s all about the water.

Yes.

And that's "wawter" or "watah," not "wutter."

No, I kid. If it's pizza, I'll eat it. Even from the midwest.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Yes.

And that's "wawter" or "watah," not "wutter."

No, I kid. If it's pizza, I'll eat it. Even from the midwest.

Nutter.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You’re my brother, kinda, but this is hot.
Let’s move down south so stuffed like that doesn’t matter!

Retch-inducing puns never fail to light erotic fires (but no, not fueled by next-of-kindling.)

Also, mom said it’s your turn to empty the dishwasher.

 

[midwestyankee]

You dig it, okay.
It’s all about the water.

The water? The fuck? You boil your pizza? Is that why you can fold it like a shirt cardboard you dropped in the rain?

 

[KimGordon67]

Hi, fancy lurking on the BDSM boards and contributing sweet FA? If writing out replies to forum posts, only to constantly edit, revise and eventually delete your gibberish, ultimately deciding that the conversation can and will continue just fine and dandy with out your interjection, sounds like a fun way to spend a couple of hours, PM me.

P.S. Must like switchy stuff of the gentle kind, Nick Cave and long walks through the glitter thread.

Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds is my barometer too ... if they know who he is, I figure we're off to a good start.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds is my barometer too ... if they know who he is, I figure we're off to a good start.

You can imagine the side-eye I was giving certain people in AH a few weeks back.

 

[KimGordon67]

You can imagine the side-eye I was giving certain people in AH a few weeks back.

Well ... yes. But you know, they are still a bit niche ... in a 'we can fill a huge venue but we're still niche' kind of way. (Completely unrelatedly - did you get my PM?)

 

[Bramblethorn]

Well ... yes. But you know, they are still a bit niche ... in a 'we can fill a huge venue but we're still niche' kind of way.

Somebody sent me this the other day and I adore it:

(Completely unrelatedly - did you get my PM?)

I did, thanks! Sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet, still trying to work out details.

 

[AlwaysFara]

The water? The fuck? You boil your pizza? Is that why you can fold it like a shirt cardboard you dropped in the rain?

*makes the bored talking sign with my hands*

 

[midwestyankee]

*makes the bored talking sign with my hands*

Ahh, yes...childish hand signals: the last refuge of everyone who knows they have lost the argument.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Ahh, yes...childish hand signals: the last refuge of everyone who knows they have lost the argument.

*gets down off your lap*

 

[Phosphene]

*gets down off your lap*

*Hands you the bowl of coleslaw*

 

[KimGordon67]

Somebody sent me this the other day and I adore it:

I did, thanks! Sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet, still trying to work out details.

If you're on Facebook (or I think Instagram), find a group called 'Nick Cave and the Bad Memes' - it is, as you'd expect, people making memes based on NC&tBS and related things. That photo features every now and then ... there's some utter brilliance in there, and everyone is a total fan, so they're all done with love. Warren Ellis posted one of them as his 'merrry Christmas' image last year on Instagram.

Sorry Cookie - I've totally gone off-thread. I'll stop now.

 

[midwestyankee]

*gets down off your lap*

So...you’re open to sharing a lap with another woman? Good to know.

 

[AlwaysFara]

So...you’re open to sharing a lap with another woman? Good to know.

I’m flexible. As long as there’s pizza.

 

[ultramarineblue]

This thread makes me happy for some reason. I love reading the interaction between people.

 

[AlwaysFara]

This thread makes me happy for some reason. I love reading the interaction between people.

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