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I don't think I did an ad ...

Mad cat lady seeks guy who doesn't mind that the sheets have muddy paw prints on them (although, in my defence, they are really good 100% cotton sheets). Really good vanilla is great and all, but I will pretty much always choose the salted caramel.
(I'm not looking for 'cuddles' or walks on the beach or someone to watch movies with. Men holding fish or standing next to motorbikes need not apply. I don't really care what your penis looks like. I do not want to get married.)*

*I may be a little scarred at the moment by my foray into mainstream dating sites.
 
AlwaysFara said:
Please do your ad?
Or, an ad you’d respond to?
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Definitely! My ad would maybe read like this: somewhat insecure kinky girl that seeks someone who can keep up with me. Conversation is required, making me laugh is awesome. Even though I will never ask, I love being given happies every now and then. Let's go to a concert, a symphony, a Broadway musical, or a museum. Cookies are yummy and I love dark chocolate. Sparkling water is life and I must have my chai latte. In return you'll get an optimistic, always wanting to please girl that likes to be tortured.

I'll have to think about what an ad that would catch my interest says. Some things that it would include would be good arms that are great for cuddles and willing floggers.
 
ultramarineblue said:
Definitely! My ad would maybe read like this: somewhat insecure kinky girl that seeks someone who can keep up with me. Conversation is required, making me laugh is awesome. Even though I will never ask, I love being given happies every now and then. Let's go to a concert, a symphony, a Broadway musical, or a museum. Cookies are yummy and I love dark chocolate. Sparkling water is life and I must have my chai latte. In return you'll get an optimistic, always wanting to please girl that likes to be tortured.

I'll have to think about what an ad that would catch my interest says. Some things that it would include would be good arms that are great for cuddles and willing floggers.
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I love this one. :heart:
 
KimGordon67 said:
I don't think I did an ad ...

Mad cat lady seeks guy who doesn't mind that the sheets have muddy paw prints on them (although, in my defence, they are really good 100% cotton sheets). Really good vanilla is great and all, but I will pretty much always choose the salted caramel.
(I'm not looking for 'cuddles' or walks on the beach or someone to watch movies with. Men holding fish or standing next to motorbikes need not apply. I don't really care what your penis looks like. I do not want to get married.)*

*I may be a little scarred at the moment by my foray into mainstream dating sites.
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MEN HOLDING FISH!!!:D
 
AlwaysFara said:
MEN HOLDING FISH!!!:D
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Seriously, WTF is it with men posting photos of themselves holding fish? Are those the only photos of themselves they possess? (I think that might be the case, because the ones that try to take selfies with their computer cameras end up looking like grumpy serial killers with bad lighting, so maybe the fish actually are better - at least the fish makes them happy.)
 
KimGordon67 said:
I don't think I did an ad ...

Mad cat lady seeks guy who doesn't mind that the sheets have muddy paw prints on them (although, in my defence, they are really good 100% cotton sheets). Really good vanilla is great and all, but I will pretty much always choose the salted caramel.
(I'm not looking for 'cuddles' or walks on the beach or someone to watch movies with. Men holding fish or standing next to motorbikes need not apply. I don't really care what your penis looks like. I do not want to get married.)*

*I may be a little scarred at the moment by my foray into mainstream dating sites.
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I dig guys with fish. And baseball hats. Like maybe they handle wet slimy things really well. Or have a boat. Or would take me to a baseball game. Maybe I've been out of the kink dating loop too long???

**I'm watching 50 Shades Darker for lack of anything else on - and I'm kinda digging that, too!! Come on!! Spreader bars, blindfolds, benwa balls. Fun fun .
 
ultramarineblue said:
Definitely! My ad would maybe read like this: somewhat insecure kinky girl that seeks someone who can keep up with me. Conversation is required, making me laugh is awesome. Even though I will never ask, I love being given happies every now and then. Let's go to a concert, a symphony, a Broadway musical, or a museum. Cookies are yummy and I love dark chocolate. Sparkling water is life and I must have my chai latte. In return you'll get an optimistic, always wanting to please girl that likes to be tortured.

I'll have to think about what an ad that would catch my interest says. Some things that it would include would be good arms that are great for cuddles and willing floggers.
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Cookies are yummy :rolleyes:

You'd definitely find a guy with good arm's to give you the happies!!
 
cookiecat said:
I dig guys with fish. And baseball hats. Like maybe they handle wet slimy things really well. Or have a boat. Or would take me to a baseball game. Maybe I've been out of the kink dating loop too long???

**I'm watching 50 Shades Darker for lack of anything else on - and I'm kinda digging that, too!! Come on!! Spreader bars, blindfolds, benwa balls. Fun fun .
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LOL - I actually love fish, but it concerns me that guys think holding one up makes them more appealing ... possibly it's communicating something in a language I just don't understand.

I've just signed onto a streaming service that seems to have the 50 Shades set, so I might watch them just out of curiousity. (I've seen bits of the first one, but not all of it, and none of the others.)
 
KimGordon67 said:
LOL - I actually love fish, but it concerns me that guys think holding one up makes them more appealing ... possibly it's communicating something in a language I just don't understand.
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Is it a scale indicator? Like putting a coin or a ruler in a photo of something else to establish the size of the thing, photos of guys have to include a standard-size fish to show how big the guy is.
 
KimGordon67 said:
Seriously, WTF is it with men posting photos of themselves holding fish? Are those the only photos of themselves they possess? (I think that might be the case, because the ones that try to take selfies with their computer cameras end up looking like grumpy serial killers with bad lighting, so maybe the fish actually are better - at least the fish makes them happy.)
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I always figured the dating ad must have been posted by the fish, and the guy holding them was just their wingman?
 
Mei5ter said:
I always figured the dating ad must have been posted by the fish, and the guy holding them was just their wingman?
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Nice.

Single, shiny, and sleek: that’s me! I’m a nicely streamlined guy with good gyrating ability and easily-picked rib bones. Seeking a special lady with plenty of roe. Above-average gill capacity preferred. I enjoy oxygen surplus play, forced scale-removal play (safeword a must!!!!), and of course dorsal-fin clamping.

I even have my own human, to hold me in photographs! He’ll hold you too, but only if you take the bait! Wink wink!
 
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